Love Story

December 13, 2025

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I finished Lily King‘s extraordinary Heart the Lover last night and immediately read the reviews I’d come across while preparing to write this one. This is Rebecca Wait in the Guardian:

The university experience is a risky business in fiction. Generally, the feelings are intense, but the stakes are low; it’s all very formative for the individual character, but it can feel a bit trivial to anyone else…. So my heart initially sank at Heart the Lover’s cover promise that our main character would soon be ‘swept into an intoxicating world of academic fervour, rapid-fire banter and raucous card games’ – good grief, save me from the raucous card games!

Wait adds that ‘a good writer will make it matter’ and where Lily King makes it matter is in the brevity of her prose. Heart the Lover weighs in at 248 pages but there’s a wealth of intensity in that brief count. This is a campus novel but King has spared us the oh-so-tricksy dual time scheme, the palpitating narration of callow youth. Her main character Casey (aka ‘Jordan’) comes from a difficult background but we get to know this over time rather than having the backstory dumped on us in introductory chapters. Casey has been let down by people before, she works at laundries and restaurants to pay for her education, there’s a no-nonsense quality about her.

I was interested in the sense of place and time in this first half of the novel. The lads call Casey ‘Jordan’ because she is at university on a golf scholarship that she crashed out of in the first week and apparently there was a famous golfer called ‘Jordan’ around that time. We don’t know precisely where the university is in America but it rings true – the locales, the bars, the Bubble Time laundromat where Casey does shift work, her house where eleven students live and huddle around the stovepipe in winters. The time period is harder to place – it felt nineties to me at first but then Casey mentions that ‘The elections in Poland are a source of contention on Pye Street. Solidarity is poised to defeat the Communist Party and possibly leave the Eastern Bloc’ – which puts Jordan’s youth at around 1989.

Over at The Writes of Womxn Naomi Frisby grew exasperated with the character: ‘I’d been screaming at the book for pages wondering what the hell she was doing’ and writes that ‘Sam, Yash and their friend Ivan’s pontificating on various white, male canonical works was tedious, while Casey made terrible decision after terrible decision.’ For all Casey’s practical nature and hard living, she is still young and the young make mistakes. There’s a phrase old people use: ‘If only I knew then what I know now!’ The fact is that we did not know.

The budget-plan student world gives way to something lighter and intoxicating when Casey and Yash get together. It’s genuinely heart pounding as they meet up in Paris and travel around Europe. They go to the Swedish countryside and have sex in a field and swim in a rockpool. It doesn’t feel cheesy – it feels amazing and vital and alive. It doesn’t seem unrealistic that these two people would finish out their projects in various countries then meet in Newark airport and be together forever. Of course that doesn’t happen… and it’s caution, rather than recklessness, that ruins things for them. Yash seems lively and sociable but there’s a core of him that just wants to be alone and that’s what wrecks him. Part of him just wouldn’t grow up.

‘And to be able to finish this thoroughly enjoyable book with a big cry,’ said book blogger Kate W. I don’t want to talk about the novel’s second half at all, where the characters are well into middle age – I’m not saying it made me cry (one manly tear, perhaps?) but as with all extraordinary novels I don’t want to spoil the story. But this is a paragraph from a hospital scene, where Casey meets some junior doctors:

On the other side of the room the residents strain to stay focused. They flex their jaw muscles, shift their weight. Their eyes travel around the room but never to our faces. I study theirs, one at a time. I wonder what dramas have played out among them. I can feel their youth in the room, a forcefield of energy and fear and longing and confusion. I can feel it so strongly. And I know they sense nothing about us, two men and a woman in our late forties, none of our old entanglements or the freakishness of the three of us being in this room together now.

Such a distillation of time and fate it is rare to find.

The Club

November 2, 2025

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If the doors to the Cheers bar stand always open, and everyone inside knows your name, then the gateway to the successor show is a little harder to navigate. This dialogue is from the first episode, where we meet Niles for the first time, having a coffee with Frasier. Niles is talking:

So I said to the gardener: Yoshi. I do not want a Zen garden in my backyard. If I want to rake gravel every 10 minutes to maintain my inner harmony I’ll move to Yokohama. Well this offends him, so he starts pulling up Maris’s prized Camellia’s by the handful. Well, I couldn’t stand for that, so, I marched right in the morning room and locked the door till he cooled down.

We fade in and it’s just Niles talking. He’s prolix, pompous and cowardly, and he seems detached from his older brother, who indeed seems bored by the anecdote. There’s a further exchange between them:

Niles: You know what I think about pop psychiatry.

Frasier: Yes, I know what you think about everything. When was the last time you had an unexpressed thought?

Niles: I’m having one now.

Perfect. But it could be a witty conversation from Wilde or Maupassant. It doesn’t feel like sitcom dialogue. Frasier isn’t going to talk down to you, nor make it easy for you. The title cards for this first episode – ‘The Job’, ‘The Brother’ – are all the orientation we’re getting. Longterm Cranians can amuse each other with the classic lines. Romping through the fens and spinnies. The Cranes of Maine have got your living brain. Catherine-of-Aragon! You are so that other one! And I’m keeping the jewellery!

First-timers are confronted with the bewildering world of upscale Seattle. Everything is unique, bespoke, hand-tailored. Opera, chamber music, the wine club, the Empire Club, Coco Chanel sofas, staffed homes, Henry VII tea sets, goatskin shoes, Le Cigare Volant, Chez Henri. People wear evening dress even if they are only going over to Frasier’s apartment. Even Martin puts on a shirt even though he’s only going to sit in his chair all day. The Drs Crane seem spookily in sync with one another – ‘Do I hear cathedral bells?’ Niles says to Frasier, when Frasier has taken delivery of a pair of Italian shoes so exclusive that the bells of the shoemaker’s Italian village ring on the occasion that he finishes a pair.

And yet – beginning with the intrusion of Martin’s chintzy chair into Frasier’s carefully curated apartment – this world is constantly being punctured and interrupted by reality. Throughout the series Frasier must battle his grown-up school bullies, messy tradesmen, noisy neighbours, radio pranksters, rival celebrities, unscrupulous businessmen, incompetent staff, and what he considers a rude and uneducated public. (It’s interesting that Frasier’s radio show is most popular not with Seattle’s elites but ordinary folks – sous chefs, secretaries, security guards, even prison inmates.) Frasier and Niles throw enormous grand society events but most of them end in disaster – the venue erupting in flames, or the Crane brothers being arrested for murder. The rest of America is always threatening to cramp Frasier’s style. The Atlantic‘s TV writers hit on the show’s democratic genius:

I also think it’s powerful that the butt of the jokes are the protagonists. Rewatching Seinfeld or Friends, those shows also have their own constrained universes, but I don’t love that they tend to make the people outside the universe the butt of the jokes. You’ve got the core people. And then you have the side characters and dating interests who cycle through their lives. And typically, it’s those outsiders who get the brunt of the jokes. They’re expendable and therefore the most mockable, which is not a great dynamic.

But on Frasier, the butt of the jokes is almost always Frasier or Niles themselves. It’s making fun of the protagonist, and there’s something kind of lovely about that in its way. The show is always punching up, you know, and so it doesn’t have a lot of the uncomfortable dynamics of insiders and outsiders and making the fundamental assumption that some sitcoms do, which is that the outsiders are always the ones who should be mocked.

Quite so. But we also never get the sense that the Crane brothers are just pretentious fops to laugh at (though they certainly are that) nor elitists out of touch with ordinary America (though they certainly can be). I don’t know whether Frasier could be made today. So much of twenty-first century politics is based around rage against this or that elite. It’s a nice little cottage industry for people who are angry because they think the wrong wing of the elite is in charge. Or angry because they feel they’re stuck on the outside looking in.

Frasier and Niles are absurd but never less than human. The genius of the show is that it allowed the characters to change. Norm and Cliff will be sitting on their barstools until they die, but in Frasier’s world you’re allowed to pursue a happy ending, though there’s no guarantee you’ll get one. Martin’s arc is the most rewarding to watch. His wife is dead, his career ended by a robber’s bullet, he is catapulted into the charity of his son and now a hostage in Frasier’s incomprehensible world. In one particularly affecting scene, he attends a parole hearing for David Hicks, the convenience-store bandit who shot him in the hip. He doesn’t condemn the shooter but cannot bring himself to forgive either. ‘I have nothing to say,’ Martin tells the panel. We zoom in on his anguished face, a man stuck in a miserable lacuna, seeing the way through but not able to take it.

(One macabre diversion for me, rewatching Frasier, was that I had read Caroline Fraser’s Murderland, her study of serial killers in the Pacific Northwest from which the Cranes hail, and it got me noticing all the dark little details in Frasier itself: the Weeping Lotus mystery, the confession that gets mixed up with Martin’s song lyrics, Roz finds a detached ear while litter picking on community service… and at the end of the show Maris kills her lover with a crossbow, a bizarre storyline that somehow seems fitting for her character and the series.)

Frasier and Martin are at each other’s throats many times in the early seasons. The show focuses on the sheer difficulty of maintaining relationships. The difficulty of ending relationships. The end of Niles’s marriage takes place over three intense seasons. He leaves her, he goes back to her, she sleeps around on him, she tries to reconcile, he’s divorcing her – it takes forever, a long-drawn out process, not a simple cutting off. The flashback episode ‘You Can Go Home Again’ gives us Frasier’s early days in Seattle, where he is more or less estranged from his father and brother. Their interactions in the present day show us that he now has a good relationship with both, even though it doesn’t feel that way a lot of the time.

Change is slow. Incremental. It happens and you don’t notice it. Until you do. When we first meet Niles he is always immaculately dressed, three-piece suit and tie, he is literally a belt-and-braces man. When he gets together with Daphne we can see him relax into ordinary sweaters and jeans. Frasier does wonders with costume. The near-end episode ‘Crock Tales’ takes us backwards in increments, through the last eleven years of the show. The changing styles as we go from 2004 to 1993 underscored for me what I’d believed about this show and Cheers – the two together form a kind of social novel.

While Niles, Martin and Daphne ride off into the sunset of their happy endings, Frasier finds himself ageing, alone and running out of time in Seattle. In his way he’s always tried to help people, and becomes a catalyst for happiness in others, not a happy and completed man in himself. Frasier’s saving grace is that he is always open to change and risk, he’s happy to keep moving, keep living, dedicated to the pursuit. At the end he quotes Tennyson’s ‘Ulysses’: to strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.

For me these lines are better.

I am become a name;

For always roaming with a hungry heart

Much have I seen and known; cities of men

And manners, climates, councils, governments,

Myself not least, but honour’d of them all;

And drunk delight of battle with my peers,

Far on the ringing plains of windy Troy.

I am a part of all that I have met

Psycho Killer, Qu’est-ce Que C’est?

October 28, 2025

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Much has been written about our love for true crime, most of this framed as a modern morbidity. True crime documentaries proliferate on streaming. Perfectly normal people get home from their ordinary jobs and settle in for an evening watching representations of assault and gore and the slaughter of the innocent.

I don’t look down on this at all because I, too, love shows about murderers, no matter how badly produced. I have a ton of true crime books at home. But I only knew Ed Gein as a name in the murder books – a name included in a string of others, Ted Bundy, Richard Speck, and on – until I watched the Netflix drama about him.

So I have no idea whether the Netflix portrayal of Ed Gein’s life is truthful, or if the reality was sacrificed to an auteur vision of twentieth century America. The eight episodes are heavy on gore with acts of violence rendered in loving detail. To many people Monster: The Ed Gein Story will just feel gratuitous, its themes swinging wildly in the air.

But there were elements of this drama that, for me, touched on an understanding of the attraction of violence to the spectator. First it reminds us that we were not always spectators. Ed Gein was born in 1906, so he lived through the First and Second World Wars. He sees a newspaper in 1945 that details the horrors of the Nazi death camps, but the vendor doesn’t believe a word. Because the Allies had so exaggerated German crimes in the first war, civilians grew sceptical of what they saw as propaganda from the second. They dismissed the very real industrial killing process as lies.

But Ed Gein is fascinated with the camps. He reads pulp WW2 books featuring Ilse Koch, the wife of the commander at Buchenwald concentration camp. I don’t know how big this pulp magazine culture was, but I believe it existed because it comes up in a 1982 novella by Stephen King, ‘Apt Pupil’. In this story a teenage boy, Todd Bowden, finds a stash of true war magazines in a friend’s house and loses himself in them.

Here was Ilse Koch. Here were crematoriums with their doors standing open on their soot-clotted hinges… The smell of the old pulp magazines was like the smell of the brush-fires burning out of control on the east of Santo Donato, and he could feel the old paper crumbling against the pads of his fingers, and he turned the pages, no longer in Foxy’s garage but caught somewhere crosswise in time, trying to cope with the idea that they had really done those things, that someone had really done those things, and that somebody had let them do those things […]

When Todd recognises a genuine Nazi war criminal in his neighbourhood, he doesn’t turn the old man in but goes straight to him for the details he can’t get out of magazines. Among his first questions is: ‘Did you ever meet Ilse Koch?’

‘Ilse Koch?’ Almost inaudibly, Dussander said: ‘Yes. I met her.’

‘Was she beautiful?’ Todd asked eagerly. ‘I mean…’ His hands described an hourglass in the air.

To which Dussander snaps: ‘She was fat and dumpy and she had bad skin.’

Todd doesn’t care about the wars of his own time – ‘the stupid one going on now, where the Americans had gotten the shit kicked out of them by a bunch of gooks in black pyjamas’. Monster devotes hours of screen time to Ilse Koch – her life in the Third Reich, and the conversations Ed Gein hallucinates with her when both monsters have been locked up for life.

Vietnam doesn’t interest him. The only time I remember it mentioned – I could be wrong – is when the director of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre says that Vietnam is inadequate as a war because it never had that totalising effect on society that the world wars did. The director was outraged by the war crimes committed in Vietnam and wanted to make horror movies as a way of bringing the violence home to America. And this is a good point. The distancing of violence from the civilian over time.

In Our Own Worst Enemy, Tom Nichols recalls the years immediately after 9/11:

For all the talk of ‘war weariness’ among Americans, citizens who are not in the military or who are not part of a military family or community have not had to endure even minor inconveniences due to U.S. military activity and commitments, much less shoulder major burdens such as a draft, a war tax, or resource shortages. Aside from the occasional indignities at the airport, most people would be hard-pressed to describe themselves as living in a country under threat. Little wonder that the soldiers who served overseas in those first years of major operations soon felt forgotten. ‘America’s not at war,’ went a common complaint among the troops. ‘The military’s at war. America’s at the mall.’

And that surely is as it should be. The distancing of violence from everyday life is a good thing and should be celebrated, while we pay our respects and tributes to those who volunteer to face it on the front line – soldiers, paramedics, and detectives chasing the twenty-first century counterparts of Ed Gein and Ted Bundy. The decline of even banal, quotidian violence has been palpable. An essay by Twlldun explains this – an essay I’ve never forgotten:

It changed slowly. Visibly. The black eyes and bruises became less common-place. You can track the change culturally, in how we talk of these things – what in the 60s and 70s what would be a ‘fiery celebrity relationship’ had within a few decades become ‘abusive’. The ‘hellraisers’ became what they were all along, no longer shielded by language, abusive drunks (of course, how much of this is now hidden, and how much a problem there still remains is a matter of discussion, and I’m not for one moment suggesting that we should rest on our laurels, but the feeling that this is normal, how the world should be, that has changed). But I saw the change in real time.

The only point missing from Twlldun’s essay is what remains in our hearts when the violence has gone – and that, even in a safer world, lives can go off the rails. In his novel No Good Deed John Niven writes that ‘As children we think adults walk in a sunlit grove of reason and sanity. At some point we come to realise just how narrow that grove is, how easy it can be for some people to stumble off it and into the shadows beyond.’

As the war crimes investigator of ‘Apt Pupil’ theorises that ‘Maybe part of our dread and horror comes from a secret knowledge that under the right – or wrong – set of circumstances, we ourselves would be willing to build such places and staff them’, then maybe part of our fascination with crime is from the versions of ourselves that want to find those paths in the shadows and walk them. Beyond the walls that keep morbid symptoms from becoming fevers.

Max Shows I.D.

September 26, 2025

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ID cards are a bad idea that never goes away. Back in the late 2000s I had a lot of fun attack blogging, not always coherently, the then Labour government’s plans to make everybody carry them. Now, with the inevitability of death and taxes, the current Labour government is bringing them back.

The feeling in Whitehall is that ‘the national mood has moved on since Tony Blair’s plans for ID cards were abandoned in the 2000s.’ They have a point – you can’t imagine a massive opposition campaign like No2ID rising against Starmer today.

Oppose ID cards on principle and the smart people will have some fun with you. English liberty! Ho-ho! John Bull! Freeborn Englishmen! Ha-ha! They will tell you that, in fact, the British tend naturally toward authoritarianism and will accept pretty much any inconvenience in the name of law and order, national security, or public health. And they too have a point: a poll done in July 2021, at the tail end of the pandemic, showed 25% of respondents wanted nightclubs to be closed permanently; a further 19% wanted a permanent 10pm curfew.

I can accept that English libertarianism is a minority culture in the UK, akin to the Lions Club or the Humanist Society. I also accept that ID cards do not constitute a major infringement of our liberties. I can live with compulsory ID. We will not wake up in Keir Starmer’s woke dystopia.

But I do think compulsory ID constitutes some infringement of liberty. I am not convinced that we need to know how many people are living in this country at a given time, and in the best possible world some people will be working illegally. The forms get longer every year, the state makes you jump through more hoops, and nothing tangible changes.

I am also struck by how weak and uncompelling the arguments for ID cards are.

It will be just like using a passport! So we might as well just use passports.

Other countries are doing it! Different countries are different. What works somewhere doesn’t always work everywhere.

It will address the concerns people have about illegal immigration. No it won’t. The usual suspects will complain whatever happens.

Of course this whole post may be strictly academic – our record of long term grand projects indicates that there will not be a national rollout of ID cards in my lifetime. The whole project will go the way of HS2 and the Northern Powerhouse.

I am still against ID cards in principle though. Maybe it’s more a cranky instinct than a principle, but it is there.

The Nighthawks

August 24, 2025

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Edward Hopper’s famous painting Nighthawks appears to have had a recent makeover. Using an AI programme (I don’t understand the science, so don’t ask) you can revolve your view of the painting and see what’s going on outside the famous frame – mainly, it seems, lampposts and shadowy houses. A Washington Post writer commented on this: ‘You know that classic Edward Hopper painting evoking isolation and despair? We used AI to make it look terrible for no reason’.

But I never thought the picture was sad. The customers in Nighthawks looked safe, and free, if they weren’t exactly happy. The painting works because it’s a world you can imagine yourself in.

I had the same reaction when I watched Cheers as a young man. Back then I drank enough to maybe keep up with Norm Peterson himself. I’d get in at midnight, open a bottle of wine and watch Cheers on freeview for a couple of hours. Two decades later, I have moderated my drinking but could not resist rewatching Cheers in its entirety when I found it on streaming. And I found the same sense of a comfortable world you could step into.

Perhaps that’s the happy predictability of great sitcoms. The bar feels like home because for some characters it practically is home. Norm and Cliff seem to get to Cheers when it opens at ten, they sit and chat and order lunch from the restaurant upstairs and they won’t leave until the place shuts at two. One morning they organise a stag night for Frasier (when he is about to marry Lilith) and Frasier goes home to rest and shower and change and he arrives back in the bar that evening to find that nobody else has left in the meantime. It’s nice to think of staying in the bar all day and night and running your life from there. As Al Swearengen says: ‘As far as a base of operations goes, you cannot beat a fucking saloon.’

Reviewing Cheers, which he was watching along with contemporary show The Bear, Padraig Reidy writes: ‘There was something intangibly great about both shows, but Stephanie Boland – one of the smartest culture writers out there – has made it perfectly tangible: in a world where we are used to laughing at silly or weird characters, the Bear offers characters – especially Richie – who actually are funny themselves, who tell good jokes, rather than are good jokes. Likewise Cheers! would have soon become unbearable if it was about a bar full of social inadequates. The point of Cheers! Is that at least half the characters are exactly the kind of wisecracking clever genial people you want to have a beer with.’

Were we watching different programmes? Or am I drinking to excess again? The Cheers regulars were certainly social inadequates: Cliff Clavin lived with his mother for most of his life, and despite his bombast had little to no experience with women. (The writers walked a fine line with Cliff: he thinks the world of himself and never stops talking, but there was no real wickedness in him and the show managed to make him endearing rather than annoying to us – even if he drove Carla up the wall.) Norm was a lazy and predictable man who seemed to find it impossible to spend time with his wife Vera – who, like Maris Crane, we never see. But Norm had the self awareness Cliff lacked and we get the sense that deep down he adored Vera, to whom he remained faithful if not present in her world.

The bar helped them be the best version of themselves. An early episode features a strange Englishman who walks into Cheers claiming to be a spy. The waitress Diane seeks to expose him but her boss Sam, a sober man who acts as a counsellor to the others, tells her not to: ‘Look, listen, why do you suppose people come to bars in the first place? They come here to shoot off their mouths and get away with it. Listen, in this bar everybody gets to be a hero. Now, what’s the harm?’ Watching the show in the mid 2020s this resonated for me. Cheers has dated, but in a way that makes it seem legendary. The styles, talk and decor of this 1980s Boston seems as strange to us now as the baroque portraits of the show’s opening titles must have been then.

Perhaps it’s better to say that the bar makes you more yourself. I’m haunted by the lines in Joseph Moncure March’s long poem The Wild Party when near the end of the night, ‘a white-faced youth, with a battered hat’ and ‘eyes that saw no wall at all’ listens to a song on the Victrola, tears streaming down his face, and then when the song was done: ‘Carefully, With a face of pain, He would start the same tune over again.’

And that brings us the show’s real theme. No matter how much fun you have nothing stops the dawn from coming, or the cops from rushing in, and in the cold light these are lives of disappointment and sadness. Frasier says in the 2023 reboot that ‘I left Boston with my tail between my legs’ and Kelsey Grammer expanded on that: ‘Frasier is going back to Boston to put himself back in a place where he didn’t feel like he had quite made it, where he left with his tail between his legs a little bit. He wants to feel like he’s conquered it again. He had such high hopes for Boston in his life. Fell in love, fell in love again, got divorced, had a child.’

Erudite to the point of pretentious, Diane dreams of literary fame but when an opportunity falls through she weeps in the bar, saying: ‘A waitress. A waitress. A waitress’ – because she’s convinced that’s all she’ll ever be. Bar manager Rebecca Howe spends her life chasing wealthy men but eventually marries the guy who fixes the bar taps. Sam is famed for his womanising, but womanising is all he can do – he can’t drink, can’t play baseball any more, and as he grows older he only looks more ridiculous. When he criticises Rebecca’s choice of husband, Rebecca hits back at him, calling him a cliche and a joke. Only then does she realises Sam’s genuine unhappiness, and quickly backpedals, saying ‘You’re great, you’ll find someone…’ and it’s an awful, tender moment because we know her earlier words were the truth. (Not that settling did Rebecca any good: when Sam catches up with Frasier in Seattle, we learn that her husband dumped her after getting rich from a trade invention, leaving Rebecca back at the bar… but not working.)

So the bar was where everyone knows your name, where you could be the best version of yourself, where friendship made life easier and more interesting. And one of the greatest sitcoms because it’s a world you can imagine yourself in.

And in that, now, what’s the harm?

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The Overview Effect

July 26, 2025

ImageWhen William Shatner went into outer space on Jeff Bezos’s Orbit shuttle in 2021, he became a member of a very exclusive club. After many years playing a spaceship captain Shatner was finally getting to experience space for real. Rushing to the nearest window, he didn’t feel what he had expected to feel: ‘there was no mystery, no majestic awe to behold . . . all I saw was death.’

I saw a cold, dark, black emptiness. It was unlike any blackness you can see or feel on Earth. It was deep, enveloping, all-encompassing. I turned back toward the light of home. I could see the curvature of Earth, the beige of the desert, the white of the clouds and the blue of the sky. It was life. Nurturing, sustaining, life. Mother Earth. Gaia. And I was leaving her.

It was among the strongest feelings of grief I have ever encountered. The contrast between the vicious coldness of space and the warm nurturing of Earth below filled me with overwhelming sadness.

The actor’s voyage beyond is a cautionary tale echoed in literature. Imaginative novelists have interrogated the idea of boldly going. I explored some of these stories in my review of Luiza Sauma’s Everything You Ever Wanted, which remains one of my favourite novels. (Sauma’s book is about a young woman who travels through a wormhole to another planet, though as it stays on my mind I wonder whether the main character actually took her own life and everything that happens is just this character’s mind breaking apart as she dies. I’ll never know for sure.)

The travellers of Here and Beyond have escaped on a ship bound for a planet called HD-40307g, a tabula rasa with all the elements and resources needed to sustain life. The planet is quite a way away: the voyage is expected to take 360 years. Generations will be born, grow old and die without even glimpsing their destination. Shipworld doesn’t sound like a fun place to live in the meantime. It’s a small community of just 600 souls, so every decision can have enormous consequences (as the troubled Jan Oort-Ruiz finds out to his cost.) Governance is opaque and there are a great number of meetings. There is no internet, no phones, no television, and no music apart from a hundred songs selected by the ship’s founder, including ‘My Blue Heaven’. (Dark Tower fans might read something into that choice.) There seems to be no alcohol of any kind. I think the survivors would envy the dead.

We get glimpses of the home planet Shipworld has left behind – mass displacement, climate crises and unreliable strongmen. There is also a very twenty-first century consensus that the Enlightenment went too far: ‘the toxic conversion of healthy individualism into techno-enhanced narcissism that had nearly destroyed Earthworld.’ Big tech is to blame: on Earth, ‘People had become obsessed with their devices, stuck in tribal silos, and addicted to pornography, conspiracy and triviality. Social media pushed them to extreme positions, and they stopped using their own minds to assess situations. Stopped listening to each other, barely knew their neighbours.’ There is a contemporary conviction that our time is uniquely apocalyptic, a world balanced on the edge. Extreme solutions such as interplanetary flight become conceivable.

Yet individualism doesn’t simply go away. In year 118, Shipworld has a rebel: Brenz Oort-St George, a young man who tries to alter the trajectory of the ship. Later generations portray him as a revolutionary or a traitor, but he’s just trying to work things out for himself, inspired by a 1500 self-portrait of Albrecht Dürer, one of the few artifacts from the legacy planet and apparently the first artist to paint himself. (The First Chronicler, an early pioneer named Marcus Marte, is astonished by the audacity of this: ‘One day a man just decided, yes, me? Finally, me?’) Brenz jumps on the Tube – a kind of floating corridor suspended above a public square – and tosses around hundreds of postcards on which he has written out his philosophy like a sci-fi Martin Luther. In his declarations Brenz affirms his support for Shipworld in general – ‘Our Mission to HD-40307g is noble and worthy’ – yet he also proclaims his individualism: ‘my life and my choices are also for myself… survival without growth or risk is not sufficient.’ His actions cause a generational schism in Shipworld but it’s quickly superseded by later generations with their own myths, conflicts, rituals, legends, dark ages and collective dreams.

There is something to Shipworld’s life of service. The pioneers, standing on the bridge, live their lives to build a better world for future generations. It’s not like joining a religious order, which offers you the promise of an afterlife. Shipworld is a life lived only for others, a life of true service.

Hal LaCroix does a fantastic job interrogating the nature of choices: how much our decisions are made by ourselves, and how much is already decided for us, by custom, environment, family and peers. His lessons are not for space alone and the spirit of generational sacrifice goes beyond science fiction. Here and now, climate change is a complex and abstract subject for most of us, yet apart from a handful of crank deniers most ordinary people have recognised this as a threat to our future, and participated in small, individual actions to bring emissions down. When COVID-19 arrived, people began to modify their behaviours weeks before the official lockdowns.

So it can be done. There is grandeur in this view of life after all. Or perhaps it’s just the little details that won me over. Midpoint in the novel the engineer Karlsen, himself born from the artificial iron wombs, creates robotic birds, and long after this engineer is dead the birds are still developing, chirping, talking, and evolving. And Simpsons aficionados will easily visualise the Olmec Head that becomes a central gathering point of Shipworld.

When William Shatner returned from his trip into space, he found that he was not alone in his epiphany of terror and sadness. He wrote: ‘It is called the ‘Overview Effect’ and is not uncommon among astronauts, including Yuri Gagarin, Michael Collins, Sally Ride, and many others. Essentially, when someone travels to space and views Earth from orbit, a sense of the planet’s fragility takes hold in an ineffable, instinctive manner.’

He went on to say this:

It can change the way we look at the planet but also other things like countries, ethnicities, religions; it can prompt an instant reevaluation of our shared harmony and a shift in focus to all the wonderful things we have in common instead of what makes us different. It reinforced tenfold my own view on the power of our beautiful, mysterious collective human entanglement, and eventually, it returned a feeling of hope to my heart.

The Rookery

May 16, 2025
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I love this heading. The Wells Street Journal‘s amazing artists have made this for my story of this name, available in the latest edition, ‘Dreams’. You will need to scroll to page twenty or so to get to me, but everyone’s work looks good

Over at Shiny, you can also find reviews of three novels I recently enjoyed: Catherine Airey’s Confessions, The Bureau by Eoin MacNamee and Louise Hegarty’s Fair Play.

And Shuffle the Cards

February 6, 2025

ImageIt can be hard going to read a novel that has a narrator you dislike, or indeed despise. The man who narrates And He Shall Appear was such a narrator for me. This undergraduate ingenue combines naivety with a sour, affected cynicism. He’s self deprecating, but with a core of self-satisfaction. He’s interested in little inside the campus of Cambridge university and interested in nothing beyond it. His name is never mentioned. All he has to recommend him is his real talent in, and knowledge of, classical music.

Most of the action is in the narrator’s memories of his college years and he is a very 1990s/2000s guy – his prose and referencing is all small-town mediocrity. Despite his musical proficiency and stellar education, the narrator picks up an average career in Manchester shortly after it. His narration is a dreary run of cliched, affected phrasing: boiled egg, toast soldiers, bars offering free sambuca to girls in boob tubes, Halloween garb, Coronation chicken, digs, cabbage-scented care homes, Viennese whirls, mugs of cold tea. And then we get this:

By the time we emerged into Old Court, I felt fiercely alive. I watched students moving beneath the starred sky, drawn to the soft lights of the dining hall and the hubbub of the college bar, and I felt a kind of synchronicity in my surroundings – as if I were a melody dancing lightly, the ostinato bass line of college firm and reliable beneath me.

This is fine prose. And it tells us something new about the narrator – like Richard Papen in The Secret History, he has a ‘morbid longing for the picturesque at all costs.’

Soon into his first year at Cambridge the narrator throws himself into the elite social circle that orbits around campus celebrity Bryn Cavendish. Bryn is a maths student and amateur magician. He is one of a hundred reckless, privileged, hilarious men you meet at university. But to the narrator Bryn is something like a soul brother, a god, a secret lover. The narrator spends paragraphs in rapture for Bryn, or analysis of his magic tricks.

We have been here before. In Elizabeth Day’s The Party, Martin Gilmour lives in devotion to his college friend Ben Fitzmaurice. Lauren John Joseph’s narrator JJ makes the same commitment to her lover Thomas James. Both these protagonists are damaged people from small towns. They invest great emotion in a singular individual who remains largely indifferent to the force of this love.

Kate van der Borgh’s narrator has an advantage because of the ease with which he infiltrates Bryn’s social group. Despite the narrator’s personality changes running with Bryn’s wild group – he becomes more volatile and lazy – he remains a gatekeeper and social barometer, finetuning the group to his optimum liking. He’s the guy at the door making sure the right people get in and the wrong people stay out. Tim the medical student, the narrator’s one constant friend, is repeatedly sidelined. Everyone who crosses the narrator ends up having a breakdown or being humiliated or leaving the group for some other reason.

All this the narrator attributes to Bryn’s magic tricks, which take on a dark edge. The narrator becomes convinced that Bryn is actually able to curse people. And indeed there are many jarring intrusions that make this novel a scary read in places. From worshipping Bryn, to using him as a kind of weapon against undesirable characters, the narrator becomes terrified of his cool friend, who has become an antagonist.

So for all my complaints that there is ‘no one to root for’ And He Shall Appear is a grave, compelling and quietly brilliant novel. If the disquisitions upon card tricks don’t tempt you, van der Borgh includes insight into the difference between our real and social selves – something we’re still trying to figure out at college age, and which becomes darkly relevant as the story goes on.

It’s natural to reminisce about your young day. But be warned not to dwell there too often. Like Richard Papen you may find yourself at the point where ‘This is the only story I will ever be able to tell.’

Crystal Blue Persuasion

February 5, 2025

I’ll never leave Twitter no matter how bad Elon makes it. I’m like a vampire that way – inviting me in somewhere is easy, getting me out extremely difficult. Elon will have to manually delete my account to get rid of me. Or make the site so boring that I can’t physically use it. To be fair he’s making a decent shot at that.

I don’t like the site as a propaganda arm for the Trump administration and I wonder if the far right in my country would have been able to organise last summer’s hate riots without it. I also don’t like the anti immigrant stuff, outright racism, Holocaust denial, the list is endless. But on a day to day level Musk has just made the site boring. The real problem for me is the character limit, which you can apparently pay to get rid of. So you get these constant rambling paragraphs that constitute ‘posts’ slammed again and again into your timeline. That to me defeats the whole purpose of the site, which was to encourage people to express their thoughts concisely, in single posts or threads. It’s a rule that should long have been applied to everyday conversation.

Who knows why Musk ever wanted this site. Maybe he wanted to create a space for the populist right in a cultural world long dominated by the liberal left, where you have to at least pretend to be sane to get past the doors. And I won’t argue that pre-X Twitter was perfect, obviously it wasn’t, COVID era Twitter was particularly bad. But my view is that Musk has taken the worst elements of the old Twitter and mainstreamed them, making the site even more boring than it was in lockdown. In fact doesn’t Elon even have a company called ‘The Boring Company’? This is obviously the secret plan of his dark genius. Make the world boring. I had to mute a bunch of people recently because they were going on and on about the same topics. Even if you agree with them or you’re interested in the topics – they offer nothing new.

The boring company. Mission accomplished, yo. Cause it’s totally worked.

I will never leave Twitter. As Tom Nichols said – it’s our bar, they just own it.

But I have joined Bluesky

Bad Day for a Wedding

November 18, 2024

ImageI’ve written before that digital communication dealt a blow to conventional thriller writing. The example I used was the murder mystery set in a remote location – in the nineteenth century the villain could just cut the phone lines and plunge the other characters into isolation. These days broadband is everywhere, so the characters could easily call for help. (The art of comedy is still reeling from this as well – if you rewatch classic sitcoms like Frasier or Friends you will notice how much of the story hinges on landlines and answering machines. The gods of laughter must have wept at the passing of the analogue age.)

The wedding that is the centrepiece of Beautiful People takes place in high summer on the Falmouth coast with a beach theme. But, because the bride and groom are public figures, they have signed an exclusive magazine deal for the wedding photos – meaning no one else, guests or staff, are allowed to take photos. ‘Hence,’ the invitation stipulates, ‘we will be politely requesting that phones are handed over on arrival.’

No smartphones. And suddenly the sunlit hotel feels like the craggy castle with its line down. 

Beautiful People has a great deal of darkness even before we get to the wedding. The protagonist Victoria ‘Vix’ Fisher has been running all her life – first from a traumatic small town family background, then from a rape suffered during her first year at a London university, following which she fled to France. Twenty five years later, Vix is living in Marseille and is making some kind of living as an artist. Her work gets noticed by film star Ingrid Olsson who commissions Vix to paint her portrait and then to unveil it at the Falmouth wedding… to a man Vix knew in London. By this circuitous route Vix is drawn back into the wealthy milieu she had known at university. 

The prospect of meeting people you knew years ago is always potentially apprehensive, and Amanda Jennings splices Vix’s unwilling journey to the wedding with flashbacks to her gradual entry into the long ago posh student scene. In both time frames Vix starts out reluctant. She was initially shy in London, conscious of being a working class northern student outshone by the trust fund boarding-school crowd. Some of Vix’s contemporaries are nice people, others are sociopaths. As Vix grows used to her new surroundings, she becomes more designing and amoral. She too has the power to dazzle. She too is one of the beautiful people.

The campus scenery and student drama in Jennings’s novel rings true. The interpersonal crosscurrents of Vix’s nineties youth are thrown into relief by her rage and trauma and it’s horrifying to watch her life fall apart. At her most vjvid Vix is like Liberty in the Delacroix painting, trampling corpses. Jennings’s little touches such as the lucky white pebble and Coco’s parallel beach friend are particularly deft.

Like many young people the 1990s version of Vix has a fixed idea of what the world is like. Vix made a living in the 2000s drawing caricatures on the tourist strip, and has a habit of seeing new people in terms of how she would caricature them, what features to draw out, forehead or nose or lips or eyes.

But Jennings does not caricature. The novel is not a simple story of the working class hero teaching the prep-school boys a lesson. It’s about truly getting to know people and that good and evil can cross currents of class. That is why the happy ending felt so earned and so deserved. And why the sinister parts of the novel felt so unexpected and scary. I found the reveal of the guest list’s ultimate villain to be a complete surprise. 


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