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I still have that stiff-neck thing. It’s been going on for over a week. I’m almost positive it’s because I haven’t been riding my bicycle, but who has time for that?! Right now, I have time only for bees.

Bees are everywhere. I have bees in yards all over town. I am elated with them. When I expanded my apiary from 2 hives to 15 (well, to 18 if you include hives I don’t own but am overseeing as if my own), I never expected to increase knowledge exponentially as well. I am on fire with learning.

I seldom think much about honey. I think more about what the bees are doing and how I can manage build up. Which, of course, will eventually lead to honey. But that’s not my point this year. My point is to…well, you don’t really need to know my point, do you, Reader? I have one. Or two. But it may bore you to hear me explain it.

This last weekend I visited beeyards (and their bee stewards) on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. I lost track of time. I was late for dinner. Deb was a bit perturbed…”very” may be a better word. I don’t know how to defend myself when it comes to her frustration. Yes, I was late. Yes, I sort of thought about calling, but I didn’t do it. No, I don’t know why. Yes, if she’d been that late without calling, I’d have been pissed, too. But while I’m in the middle of the bees with those people, none of that really comes to the forefront of my consciousness. It’s that time of year when time gets away from me because of the bees. In the winter, I sulk around here waiting for action. I am a dullard. In the spring and summer, I am on the go go go go go as if on amphetamines.

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Top-bar hive (from reclaimed material)

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The Crick in my Neck

I’ve got a crick in my neck like you wouldn’t believe (is “crick” a colloquial term? I don’t think may people around here say it. They say “I have a stiff neck.”). This is Day 3 of it. Maybe I need a massage. I’m sure someone could wring whatever’s stuck out of me. Deb’s given me some good exercises to do for it, but I forget. Odd, isn’t it? That something bothers me like crazy but then I forget to do what’s supposed to make it better. That would never happen to my mother. If it makes you better, do it, she says. No excuses.

She thinks I always have excuses.

Or maybe a long hot bike ride would do it. Maybe I need to sweat from exercise rather than from exertion. There’s a difference, I think. I’ve been sweating from exertion, but it doesn’t feel as cleansing as the kind of sweat that comes from a bike ride. I think my body is sending me a message: Go for a bike ride.

 

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As you know, Reader, my phone has been ringing with requests for bee removals. And as you also know because you visit me here every day, my new default response in life is “yes.” However, I’m no idiot, and when I finally see where I’ll have to go to collect these bees, I am not above refusing. I mean, I’m a 53-year-old woman, and I shouldn’t be climbing that high on a ladder and dealing with bees. Which doesn’t mean I won’t do it, it just means the price just went waaaaaaaaaaaaay up…because now I’ve gotta rent a lift, etc. And I charge for risky. So, I guess I’m still saying “yes,” but I’m also saying it’s gonna cost you. So far, no takers.

But I’ve got my business all set up and waiting. I’ve got a Tax ID #, a checking account, a credit card, and Square—the gizmo that plugs into my iPhone and scans credit cards and deposits the money directly into my checking account. How cool is that?! (I haven’t used it yet.)

However, tomorrow I’ve got a bee removal job. The homeowner says he’ll remove the siding from his house, and I’ll collect the bees. He also built a platform for us to stand on so we may not need a ladder. I’ve invited Nicola to help me, and she has yet to turn me down…she requests that I call her Big Daddy on all bee removals, so I do.

My friends on the bee forum want me to video our first removal, but I don’t have a video camera. I’ve gotta admit, it would probably be worth documenting. Especially the part where I call Nicola “Big Daddy” all day.

 

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I set a newly-built top-bar bee hive near where we set our trash (the guys in our village drive down our driveway to collect the garbage…no one wants to see all the garbage piled up near the street. Yes, it’s a snobbyish place to live, but it’s got its benefits).

Anyway, the garbage guys collected my newly-built top-bar hive and it went into the crusher. Fuckers. They say they didn’t do it, but of course they did. Granted, it may have looked like garbage. I’ve been building these things from recycled lumber, and they aren’t pretty to anyone but me. But, seriously, who would throw something that definitely looks like something useable into the garbage? I’m pissed about it. Their supervisor said he trusts his “guys,” and said that if I don’t believe them when they say they didn’t throw it away, then I’m calling them “liars.”

Is there no way to question why people might say they didn’t do something when it’s quite clear they did do it without technically calling them liars? What I’m saying is this: I set that hive where we place our trash. Deb placed our trash right next to the hive on Wednesday morning. On Wednesday afternoon when I arrived home, the hive and all the garbage was gone. And no one ever steals anything around here. So, that’s what I’m saying.

I collected more stuff from which to make another hive, and I’m building it this morning. I’m making this next hive from cedar fencing…it’s rough-cut lumber, and I love the way it looks. I’ve decided to be like the bees: When we go into their hives and remove their comb for any number of reasons, they don’t spend time being resentful over so much wasted work. They simply go about repairing and rebuilding. They probably look at us as if we’ve got a few screws loose for destroying what to them is so valuable, but then they get back to work. That’s what I plan to do this morning.

I like these hives:

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Within the past two months, I’ve experienced the following technical malfunctions:

  1. My hard drive at work got a virus. To clean it up, our tech guy had to rebuild it. The process of rebuilding, however, erases all the previously stored data. So, I’ve spent the last couple of months reloading software and searching for documents that I can capture from email, etc. Pain in the ass, but nothing at work is all that important. I don’t really care if I lose everything there. So what. Go forward.
  2. My home laptop hard drive crashed. A pain and an expense. I paid $130, and the genius at the Apple store installed my new hard drive right there on the spot. Love, love, love Apple Store. I was out the door in a flash. However, I was out the door with an empty computer. Fortunately, I back up to an external hard drive what I always considered my really important stuff. Until now, I didn’t realize that all that music on my iTunes library would feel so important. I don’t have an extensive music library,  but those are the songs I turn to when I need music, you know? No problem, I told myself…I have all that stuff on my iPhone and which syncs to my laptop.
  3. Then, I lost my iPhone and had to replace it with another iPhone. However, I hadn’t yet synced my old iPhone to my new laptop, so all of my contact information and all of my music disappeared with my old phone.
I’ve already re-entered my go-to people and their contact information on my new phone, but I haven’t figured out a way to get my music loaded. I’ll be working on that throughout the day today. One bright note: I don’t clean up my computers very often, and these cleansings have given me sort of a fresh start. I feel lighter. But nostalgic.

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I’ve been happily busy these past two months. So many exciting events related to keeping the bees, and starting new hives with new bee stewards, and capturing swarms and hiving them. And starting a new small business. I like it. (See that last longish sentence? I tried writing it the way I think it…with lots of “ands” and no commas, but then I realized that you, Reader, may have some trouble deciphering it that way. So I added some commas. And a period. And it changed everything…it took away from the energy of the original version. Trying to keep the meaning of the sentences while also expressing the emotion of it is one of my favorite challenges in writing. Sentences are important. Gertrude Stein says so. And paragraphs.)

Because of the bees, my mind is engaged, and so is my iPhone. And my car. And my bank account. And relationships with other beekeepers. It is completely wonderful. I can’t stop thinking about it. Except for the fox screaming in the yard. Goodbye.

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The Happy Sweat

I’ve not been riding my bicycle much lately, and I miss it. I don’t know why on earth I just drifted away from something that…

  1. I love,
  2. makes me feel good,
  3. is cool,
  4. burns calories,
  5. keeps my heart beating nice and slow,
  6. sweats out the day,
  7. provides an hour or so of solitude,
  8. and clears my head.

I can’t think of one single thing about bicycle riding that’s not good for me and that I don’t love, and yet I’ve let months slip away without riding much to speak of. Maybe the fact that my knees feel as if they belong to some old limping woman has something to do with it.

Deb often comes home from work at lunch, jumps on her bicycle, and rides it back to work. Then she rides it home again…it’s a 12-mile round trip. Sometimes she throws in a longer route home just for fun.

So, last night after dinner, I took myself on my own little bike ride…maybe 10 miles. It was beautiful. I mean, we were sitting outside here with temperatures in the humid 90s and without air conditioning, and I thought to myself, “Hell, if I’m gonna sweat like this, I might as well get some good out of it,” so I jumped on my bike and sweat like you wouldn’t believe.

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