Other than that, I'm an aspiring wit and the following are important facets of my personality if you don't want to skim over my journal:
* I have cool glasses and dark brown hairflaming red brownish-red-oh god, please dye me hair. This does not mean I am Lisa Loeb, Daria, Janeane Garafolo, or Velma. Maybe Enid. Maybe.
* I am the Susan B. Anthony of wacky brunettesred brownie-red heads with neat-o glasses.
* I am a junkfood genius.
* I come from a podunk little town in Idaho, but I currently live in Los Angeles, CA.
* My name is Neva. That's a long "e". I am one of the three people under sixty with that name.
* Yes, that was me on American Idol.
* My idols are Gilda Radner, Julia Sugarbaker, and Wonder Woman.
* Everything I know about being a woman I learned from a gay man.
* I have a fascination for what I call the Cubic Zicronium Age of Comic Books, the period of comic books that was printed in the early 80's. My special fondness goes for the ones written by JM DeMattis.
* Howard Jones provides my soundtrack to love.
* I know more about the 80's than you have forgotten.