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Chelle
24 November 2015 @ 02:20 pm
Shinies sidewalk sale!  
I have bought a lot of shinies from Imageelisem over the years and, since she's still making lovely things, I don't expect to stop acquiring more anytime soon. Like a dragon, I now have a small hoard. As awesome as that is, the pieces that I love most have changed over time, and there are a lot of items that I just don't wear anymore. I think they deserve better than languishing in my jewellery box, so I'm sending them out into the world to seek new homes and new civilizations, to boldly go new adventures. Any money I make from these sales will help me afford the confluence of Christmas and vet bills. (My formerly-abused rescue dog says thank you for anxiety meds!)

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Chelle
17 December 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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16 December 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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  • Sun, 12:06: RT @BBCWorld: Has the time come for the female condom, some 20 years after it was first launched? http://t.co/iLIcMjD4aw
  • Sun, 12:13: Re RT: So excited for @OrigamiCondoms, y'all.
  • Sun, 12:31: RT @Emanix: "So it's ground up plant babies, mixed with beaten bird babies and food stolen from baby cows?" May change my view of pancakes …
  • Sun, 12:42: RT @NightValeRadio: The hills are alive.
  • Sun, 12:42: RT @aphotink: It is -19�C (-2�F), -31 (-24) with the windchill. Appropriate outerwear for this weather, FTR, is a house with a fireplace.
  • Sun, 12:46: RT @LoriAdorable: It's fascinating to me how many people will dig their heels in rather than just say 'sorry'. THAT is the part that makes …
  • Sun, 12:46: RT @TrancewithMe: Look, I've thought, said and done stupid shit myself. Everyone has. But if you can't learn & change, that's the disgrace …
  • Sun, 20:00: That happy moment when a piece of jewelry you like but never wear finds a better home with a friend who will love it properly. #pleased
  • Sun, 20:42: Aaaand back on the phone with Virgin Mobile because my phone bill has $200 of charges that should be covered by my plan. AGAIN.
  • Sun, 21:06: OH GOD. Someone please remind me that my mixer is perfectly good and I don't need to replace it with a teal one. https://t.co/5fPU9pJDUN
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15 December 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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14 December 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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13 December 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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12 December 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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11 December 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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09 December 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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Chelle
08 December 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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  • Sat, 13:33: RT @NeoGabi: @chellenator I kind of have to agree with @deadophelia there. Isn't random bodily malfunction your mutant super power?
  • Sat, 14:04: RT @cscomics: Someone is trying to tell me that water that's run through some kind of crystal will heal my flu right away. I'm no doctor bu…
  • Sat, 14:04: RT @cscomics: Man science you sure are dumb. Disease can be sured by fancy water, not medicine you fuckin nerds!
  • Sat, 14:04: RT @cscomics: This person paid $4000 for a water purifier that "ionizes" the water and makes sure you are never sick. If only science heard…
  • Sat, 14:05: RT @msemilymccombs: What good is feminism if we're just liberated to pretend to be perfect for our whole lives? To reject what we enjoy if …
  • Sat, 14:05: RT @msemilymccombs: What good is feminism if it means cutting away parts of ourselves? And how does that even change anything about sexism …
  • Sat, 14:08: RT @dgardner: Also hilarious to hear the “you can’t engineer a society” argument from a supporter of the invasion of Iraq. http://t.co/wQ4D
  • Sat, 14:09: RT @ce_murphy: Dear all news sites ever: just shut up the fricking videos and give me words. I read a fuckload faster than you talk.
  • Sat, 17:52: RT @jimchines: New Post: Big Bang Theory’s Autism Simulation http://t.co/l5bSVGGzU0
  • Sat, 17:53: RT @deadophelia: It entertains me how people freak out about temperatures that just aren't that cold to me.
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Chelle
07 December 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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  • Fri, 23:32: My absurd life: Receiving random texts asking what the pH of semen is and being able to answer off the top of my head. #sexnerd
  • Fri, 23:34: RT @emilytheslayer: Listen I'm ok with all of us staying spread out to our favorite climates I just need transporters to be real and safe a…
  • Fri, 23:34: RT @SamSykesSwears: To charm your mate, perform the science dance.
  • Sat, 02:41: One of my healed piercings just randomly decided to gush blood everywhere. No pain and no apparent reason. Wtf, body? Why are you so weird?
  • Sat, 02:46: RT @stevesilberman: Mandela: "Poverty is not an accident..." http://t.co/iiDIWPanaT
  • Sat, 02:46: RT @saladinahmed: "HOW DARE YOU POLITICIZE MANDELA'S DEATH!" they cry. As if mangling a revolutionary's legacy into warm, fuzzy irrelevance…
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06 December 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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05 December 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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  • Wed, 13:02: My lowest-scoring French student (average 10%) may manage a passing grade by report card time. So pleased!
  • Wed, 19:11: I makes me ridiculously happy when I get to write big long emails full of sex toy recommendations. #sexnerd #geekout
  • Wed, 20:20: RT @NightValeRadio: Your password must contain at least 1 number, 1 capital, a photo of your least favorite insect, taffeta trim, and a rig…
  • Wed, 20:22: RT @mhoye: Growing a wizard beard in should give me a leg up on becoming a wizened old coot.
  • Wed, 20:22: RT @mhoye: my wife has vetoed the wizard-beard plan
  • Wed, 20:22: RT @mhoye: this is bullshit, I said, you can't veto a wizard
  • Wed, 20:22: RT @mhoye: fact: wizards sleep in garages
  • Wed, 20:22: RT @mhoye: This has been today's edition of Wizard Facts.
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Chelle
04 December 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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  • Tue, 18:37: Time for Catching Fire and poutine with @ofbeaton! Excited! :D
  • Tue, 23:16: Aww fuck. I had a really nice night, then got home and realized I forgot my favorite ring in the women's washroom of the movie theatre.
  • Tue, 23:19: RT @knighttemplar: Just got an email titled, “What’s that rash? Find out with our visual guide.” Ahh, parenting. #fb
  • Tue, 23:38: RT @UrsulaV: Seriously, if the notion of a thousand year old beet variety doesn't thrill you, you are beyond help. The oldest beet still in…
  • Wed, 10:45: Called theatre again. Ring's gone. Nobody turned it in and the staff didn't find it when they cleaned up last night. Surprisingly upset.
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03 December 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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02 December 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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  • Sun, 13:13: My Christmas present to myself is more prints from @komododaikon. Ridiculously excited for more art to put up on my awkwardly bare walls!
  • Sun, 13:18: RT @emilytheslayer: Today we are attempting to teach the 9 yro that "I didn't mean to" doesn't actually make it ok if you kicked someone.
  • Sun, 13:18: RT @emilytheslayer: Which is something so many adults have trouble with …
  • Sun, 13:30: RT @komododaikon: In 2012 archive I found ultrawide version of "Winter Sunrise" panorama, standard-size prints: http://t.co/duzftwi4y8 http…
  • Sun, 14:40: RT @sblackmoore: Wondering what the anti-evolution crowd calls increasingly drug resistant staph. Or do they not believe in necrotizing fas…
  • Sun, 14:41: RT @sblackmoore: Virgo: You will wander through a blasted, gutted world today, encountering fearsome creatures and vile mutations. Welcome …
  • Sun, 14:50: RT @choochoobear: Jurassic Park AKA Every Girl Wants Jeff Goldblum http://t.co/SRAnMKYLwQ
  • Mon, 08:06: RT @PennyRed: A lot of people think I'm Captain Overshare, but there are bits of my life I never speak about. Finding it very hard to write…
  • Mon, 08:24: RT @GailSimone: Huh. Frozen and Catching Fire both doing record holiday weekend business. BUT GIRLS ARE SO TRICKY.
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01 December 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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30 November 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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  • Fri, 15:08: RT @ZJemptv: Only 260 more signatures needed on petition to monitor Cathy Brennan's "Gender Identity Watch" as a hate group! http://t.co/su
  • Fri, 22:10: Helped my brother sort out decorating his apartment. We determined ALL THE THINGS! Then the evening ended with an awkward sex ed lesson.
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29 November 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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  • Thu, 15:04: Visit to dental hygienist: CONQUERED! Now we celebrate with glazed cranberry scones and soy chai lattes. #foodisgood #teetharefornoms
  • Thu, 15:20: Boogying home to Stromae's "Papaoutai", thanks to a friend on FB: http://t.co/BwYx03EgSA #french #tunes
  • Thu, 15:32: RT @stats_canada: 84% of Canadian girlfriends are knitting you a tuque for Christmas
  • Thu, 16:54: #IAmGratefulFor Sarcasm, Ativan, cupcakes, vibrators, and the Oxford comma. #mylifeinanutshell
  • Fri, 04:55: Ouch! Forgot to feed Eve last night so went to feed her now and she bit me for the first time ever! My finger is fine. My dignity is not. :(
  • Fri, 08:00: Yesterday was rough. But I woke up today with energy and a plan for redoing my bedroom with simple changes. RAR. FEAR ME.
  • Fri, 08:01: Sorry, neighbours: I totally am cleaning to dance music at 8am. Normally I'm quiet as a mouse, so you can just forgive me.
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28 November 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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27 November 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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  • Tue, 12:48: I love conversations where I get to say things like, "It's the only way I get my Nice White Lady cookies, duh." #snark
  • Tue, 18:39: RT @mhoye: Do something every day that scares you. And that scares someone else. Scare lots of people. Just generally be an agent of chaos.
  • Tue, 18:42: RT @unmarketing: Father arrested for picking up his kids at school on foot. http://t.co/68QiEMAhS2
  • Tue, 18:44: RT @seananmcguire: I am essentially what happens to your children when you let them grow up on a steady diet of science and folklore.
  • Tue, 18:46: RT @RebelsHeart: OH: I love my language, but as an English-speaker that may just be Stockholm syndrome.
  • Tue, 18:51: Secretly hoping we get enough snow tonight that school buses are canceled tomorrow. Paid time off is awesome! #okaynotverysecret
  • Tue, 18:57: RT @jasonshiga: Happy that no Asians were desperate enough to dance in Katy Perry's Geisha revue. On the other hand I'm guessing no Asians …
  • Wed, 05:00: RT @thedonkelly: “SNOW?! How could anyone have ever expected this could possibly happen!!???”...said everyone in Ottawa, apparently.
  • Wed, 07:43: RT @ottawasuncom: ALERT: All school buses in Ottawa cancelled today (Public, Catholic and French boards). It's a snow day, kids! #ottnews
  • Wed, 07:51: RT @ThatsEarth: A Spiders Face Close-up! http://t.co/z7rYSDVS8p
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26 November 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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25 November 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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  • Sun, 12:53: RT @electricmeat: Lorde's cover of "Everybody Wants To Rule The World" sounds like her audition for the next Bond film's opening theme song.
  • Sun, 18:11: RT @ModFarm: hey look at these chickens http://t.co/a7vSViOz9S
  • Sun, 18:14: RT @leftoverknits: You might be a knitter if your timeline gets more upset when Ravelry is down than when Facebook is down.
  • Mon, 05:39: Dear Big Bang Theory: You just aired an entire episode of fat jokes. We are so very done.
  • Mon, 08:55: A really fun thing about knowing people who know people is that I can get 1st ed signed HCs from my brother's favourite author. #mischief
  • Mon, 09:04: And on that note, who wants Christmas/holiday cards this year? If your address has changed, you should DM or email me the new one!
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24 November 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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  • Sat, 13:35: A huge mining corporation is destroying the world's last wild salmon run. http://t.co/RBPIZukA2e via @Sum_Of_Us
  • Sat, 13:48: RT @RobinFlavell: MC Escher walks into a bar. The barman gives him a funny stair.
  • Sat, 23:09: "I don't need to be fed things! I'm okay." "Um. I don't think you understand. Telling me that is like saying you don't need to be loved."
  • Sat, 23:14: RT @saladinahmed: "Iran must know that security & prosperity will never come through the pursuit of nuclear weapons." That's only for AMERI…
  • Sun, 09:57: Tried watching "The To-Do List". Is this the new thing in comedy now, where it's all so horrifyingly awkward that you'll laugh nervously?
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23 November 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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  • Sat, 09:12: Just watched 'Man of Steel'. I am totally not above oggling all the shirtless Henry Cavill scenes. #fansself
  • Sat, 09:17: RT @jimchines: "No" is not an obstacle to be overcome, dammit.
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22 November 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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21 November 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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  • Wed, 12:27: Some teachers are freaking out because they've never had chicken pox and a few students in the school have it. Uh. Go get vaccinated?
  • Wed, 16:50: Welp. I made it through my day without killing anyone or dying in the process. Picked up meds. Taking mom for dinner, then home. Victory?
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20 November 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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  • Tue, 17:41: RT @MittyMandi: Saying "I'm not a feminist, but I support equal rights" is like saying "this isn't peanut butter, but rather smashed up, sp…
  • Tue, 17:43: RT @ryanfarrr: Ah, it's that time of year again - #InternationalMensDay. I'll file that alongside Straight Pride and White History Month.
  • Tue, 17:47: RT @mcfuckingduff: Proposal: typo #internationalmensday as international menses day. The kind of man who thinks he needs his own day won't …
  • Tue, 17:50: RT @GailSimone: You know, "I haven't experienced it, so it doesn't exist," is possibly the most ignorant debate position to take in human h…
  • Tue, 17:52: RT @sblackmoore: Virgo: The gods have chosen you to partake in an ancient ritual involving blood, fire and some H�agen-Dazs afterward.
  • Tue, 21:54: Have a groupon for laser tattoo removal sitting in my inbox. 3 sessions, at least 1/4 the usual price. Seriously considering it.
  • Tue, 22:50: RT @StephLauren: Can Snopes please partner with Facebook so that when people post something blatantly false it automatically tells them the…
  • Wed, 00:25: This is one of the best things I've read on this: "On being an ally and being called out on your privilege" - http://t.co/lOm71QJO6J
  • Wed, 00:27: RT @wrdnrd: @saladinahmed @djolder The best explanation of "Sleepy Hollow" i've seen (so far) is that it's Bible fanfic.
  • Wed, 10:30: Oh my god, body. Shut up! I refuse to hurl in the classroom sink, so stop asking. You're not making any friends here.
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19 November 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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  • Mon, 16:03: RT @avantgame: 11,000 kids tracked for A DECADE to see if videogames lead to negative attention, behavioral, mood impact. Result: NO http:/…
  • Mon, 16:11: RT @TipsForYouDaily: All these women weight the same. We all carry weight differently. Keep this in mind when weighing yourself http://t.co
  • Mon, 16:23: RT @Mobute: STAY TUNED FOR A MESSAGE FROM THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM: CHICAGO IS UNDER ATTACK BY THE WINAMP VISUALIZER. http://t.co/w
  • Mon, 16:32: RT @CrumpyGat: Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I alre…
  • Mon, 16:33: RT @ReasonsMySonCry: 4yo: "Mommy you have to guess a number...it's between 4 and 5." Wife: "4 1/2". 4yo: "No, 17"
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17 November 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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  • Sun, 00:26: I'm not really okay over here. Things are pretty shit. Can someone flood my inbox with pictures of kittens? No, seriously. Thanks.
  • Sun, 06:59: This whole needing benzos just to cope with being awake thing is getting really old. So is barfing up half my food. Fuck brains. Seriously.
  • Sun, 08:52: My inbox has been swamped with pictures of cute fuzzy animals. Oh, bless you all. Thank you.
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16 November 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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  • Sat, 11:25: Woke up to discover a $200 phone bill because my phone company fucked up roaming charges again. Thrilling. Can shit stop soon? Maybe? No?
  • Sat, 11:30: RT @msmely: @mistressmatisse God bless benzodiazepines.
  • Sat, 11:44: RT @scalzi: I am currently watching Pitch Perfect because SCREW YOU I CAN BE A STRAIGHT MIDDLE AGED MAN WHO WATCHES PITCH PERFECT TRY TO ST…
  • Sat, 11:44: RT @ChuckWendig: @scalzi Anyone who tries to stop you should be aca-pelted with aca-rocks.
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15 November 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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14 November 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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13 November 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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  • Tue, 14:47: Flight from Toronto to Ottawa got canceled - some kind of mechanical problem. On stand-by for later flights. This weekend just doesn't stop.
  • Tue, 18:27: Welp. Despite one canceled/rebooked-to-later flight and one delayed flight, I am home. And I have a Booster Juice smoothie. So that's good!
  • Tue, 18:31: RT @blam: real friends tell you when your ideas suck
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12 November 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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  • Tue, 11:27: Taking a plane home instead of the bus, because of private reasons. Full of complicated feelings. Hope I can get the bus tickets refunded.
  • Tue, 11:30: I forgot to empty my water bottle before I got here. Security confiscated it. It was my good Brita filter one from Tim. Unreasonably pissy.
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10 November 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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  • Sat, 15:18: It's probably not sexy, when your girlfriend complains about having a cold sore, to point and gasp, "YOU HAVE THE HERPES." #loveme
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09 November 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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08 November 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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  • Thu, 19:07: Hahaha! Bus driver: "This is my first time on this route so hopefully we won't get lost. Just keepin' it real with y'all." I like her.
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07 November 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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  • Wed, 18:05: Went to get waxed. The receptionist gushed about my voice and asked if I did radio. Amuses me that nobody gushed BEFORE I started radio.
  • Wed, 22:21: Phew! Crisis averted! I have found my passport. Bus for Chicago leaves in three hours, so I was heading for a panic attack. #shakeitoff
  • Wed, 23:50: Fweeee! Off I go. See you tomorrow night, Chicagoans! PS: @PiscesintheRain, we should hang this weekend. <3
  • Thu, 10:01: Wish I could stop being dizzy. I can cope at home but being in a public place in a strange city, somewhere I can't even lie down, is scary.
  • Thu, 11:20: Just told by security that I'm not allowed to lie down in the bus depot. Thanks, dude. Excuse me while I faint.
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06 November 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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05 November 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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04 November 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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  • Sun, 12:47: RT @HardSciFiMovies: Robots design a huge machine to use humans trapped in virtual reality as a power source. After a feasibility study, th…
  • Sun, 12:49: RT @HardSciFiMovies: A scientist accidentally merges himself with a fly at the molecular level. Surgeons successfully remove the cyst after…
  • Sun, 12:51: RT @Iron_Spike: Maria the "kidnapped" girl "rescued" from Greek Roma was informally adopted, with mom's consent, and has albinism. http://t…
  • Sun, 14:23: RT @Iron_Spike: Why did the CEO of Jelly Belly have to be a regressive Neaderthal shitweasel, I actually like Jelly Bellys, dammit. http://…
  • Sun, 19:23: Dad tried to lecture about history of female hysteria over dinner. Coughed delicately and corrected him at length. This is my thing, pal.
  • Sun, 21:14: Dad: "Come outside! Fire my musket!" "I'm good, thanks, & your neighbours probably don't appreciate shots being fired." "I hate pacifists."
  • Sun, 22:51: RT @EmrgencyKittens: I heard the best way to take care of a plant is water it with kittens. http://t.co/C7eY5cwBKx
  • Sun, 22:52: RT @DarthVenn: OH MY GOD ITS SO CUTE I CANT RT @_IncrdblShort: Me and my boys RT @DarthVenn: Fellas, can I see you and your kids? http://t.…
  • Mon, 00:28: RT @The_Gecko: @chellenator GROG CHASE ANTELOPE ON FOOT, EAT MEAT RAW. ARROWS AND FIRE DISRESPECT ANCESTORS. *GRUNT*
  • Mon, 00:33: RT @brycecovert: Avg minimum wage worker is a 35yo woman who works full time and earns half her family’s income. http://t.co/NCuENUkdqs
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03 November 2013 @ 11:00 am
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02 November 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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  • Fri, 22:57: 'Cuz everybody's talking about it, I provide the following link, which neatly encapsulates my own views: http://t.co/Lp3G7JN5m7 #EndersGame
  • Sat, 00:00: Can someone get the license plate of the truck that keeps running into my back when I sleep? Because this shit is getting old. #owfuck
  • Sat, 01:07: Watching "The Shield" for the first time. (I know, I know. Shut up.) So many faces I recognize! Oh my goodness!
  • Sat, 01:10: RT @kellysue: God grant me the serenity 2 accept the things I cannot change, the courage 2 change the things I can & telekinesis so I can m…
  • Sat, 03:00: Curled up in bed, stoned on Robax, watching the wind in the trees, listening to @ansonfrog sleep. Don't think I could be more mellow.
  • Sat, 09:49: Thin Mint cookies: part of a balanced breakfast!
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01 November 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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31 October 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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  • Wed, 12:52: RT @CAwkward: "So I don't get the difference between pushing boundaries and gauging interest" Yeahhhhh that's unlikely but ok. http://t.co/
  • Wed, 14:34: Correcting another teacher's spelling and grammar is hella awkward. But come on, people. This is your job. You should know commas, etc.
  • Wed, 15:38: Made pumpkin sugar cookies with the DD kids. I love that class. There are a few who think because they're cute and disabled, they can get--
  • Wed, 15:42: In other news, I keep throwing up today, so probably I'm not taking my brother out to dinner tonight. It's his birthday. I feel like a jerk.
  • Wed, 17:48: More slightly awkward conversations: Informing my mother of all the ways in which using only penis condoms fails to protect against STDs.
  • Wed, 20:26: Let's just debunk every flu-vaccine myth in one fell swoop, shall we? - http://t.co/GYotidgsOW
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30 October 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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  • Tue, 12:00: RT @sblackmoore: Virgo: You will receive an object lesson today on the fact that geese are assholes.
  • Tue, 12:16: RT @whereisfranklin: younger cousins who grow up to be hotter than you, how, why, where did i go wrong, goddamn these genes
  • Tue, 12:19: RT @EmmMacfarlane: "Some people, colleagues, just have no shame." Mike Duffy, ALL TIME IRONY CHAMPION. #cdnpoli
  • Wed, 11:46: Hahaha! French dict�e this week is an epic bloodbath. I can tell which students just listen and make educated guesses vs actual studying.
  • Wed, 11:54: RT @CAwkward: I love what @lilybenson has to say about being the person you wish had been there for you when you needed safety. http://t.co
  • Wed, 11:55: RT @sblackmoore: Virgo: Today is a bad day for pants.
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29 October 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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  • Mon, 12:16: ENT dismissed me with "take Gravol, come back someday if you start having vertigo episodes that last longer than a day". Gonna scream.
  • Mon, 12:39: Window shopping from my bed. Someone tell me I don't need to buy these boots just because they're called "Mustang Extra-Wide Shaft". #hurr
  • Mon, 12:42: RT @JonathanStrahan: The more and more I think about it, the more I think CJ Cherryh deserves a SFWA Grand Master Award.
  • Mon, 15:36: Dear @TheGoodWife_CBS: You remain one of the best shows on television. Never change. <3 @GoodWifeWriters
  • Mon, 19:37: Watched "Stuck In Love", which was a nice little movie with fun characters, except for the part where ALL of the women are philanderers. Um.
  • Mon, 23:07: RT @lilytsui: I was inspired/enraged enough to make this list today: Signs You're a Shitty White Ally. #racism http://t.co/mRYp3Z6Mxg
  • Tue, 11:58: RT @MarissaLingen: Now I want a show with Paul Gross as a green-hoodied superhero by night, actor by day. #slingsandarrow
  • Tue, 11:59: RT @TechnicallyRon: I'm posting this again because I'm afraid if I don't keep posting it people will forget the greatest headline ever http…
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28 October 2013 @ 12:00 pm
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  • Sun, 13:20: RT @FeministaJones: We don't report when we're raped by star athletes because that's the brother who is supposed to "make it" and we're jus…
  • Sun, 13:22: Had to RT that from @FeministaJones because as a middle-class white woman, it was an angle I'd never considered before. Always learning.
  • Sun, 13:33: RT @Karnythia: Part of intersectional feminism is respecting that there are convos that are not about you. Feel free to stay in your lane.
  • Sun, 17:23: RT @GeorgeTakei: My legacy project, set in America's concentration camps where I spent much of my childhood, will open in 2014. Ou... http:…
  • Sun, 19:18: RT @lavietidhar: "as white as a world fantasy convention" i think was the expression you were looking for
  • Sun, 19:19: RT @michaeldthomas: Most of us signed a pledge to not attend a con that doesn't take harassment seriously. I think we need to do same with …
  • Sun, 19:23: RT @SciencePorn: http://t.co/b0JVrCKUY7
  • Mon, 10:40: Feeling squeezed in coach class? It's not just you. Plane seats are shrinking - http://t.co/YjXfZ5LaJr
  • Mon, 10:48: RT @slackmistress: It's Monday but no one's wearing your head for a hat so let's call it a draw.
  • Mon, 10:50: RT @AKOTAS: Asking "Why no straight pride?" is like asking "Why no ablebodied parking spaces?" THERE ARE! ALL BUT FIVE! AND YOU WANT THOSE …
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