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From Eroica With Love
ACHILLES’ LAST STAND
Dorian: The Major is my utter opposite. That man is extraordinarily stiff.

James: Suppose he becomes TOO stiff and...

Dorian: Stop it, James. There's nothing as ugly as jealousy in a man.

* * *

LOVE IN GREECE
B: I can't see his face well, but I'm positive he's drop dead handsome.

Klaus: Are you gay? Don't get excited because a man came.

* * *

DRAMATIC SPRING
Klaus: You needn't take off your shirt. Just take off your pants. And hurry up.

Dorian: You certainly don't beat around the bush. Are all soldiers like this?

Klaus: Stop dawdling! Hurry up and take them off! Do you want to be force stripped? Hurry up and take them off! NOW!

* * *

IN'SHALLAH
James: You and the Major! You've been secretly seeing each other!

Dorian: What are you talking about?

James: You were in a looooong embrace. (...) There is something between you two.

Dorian: A gun and a knife to be precise.

James: Then you were threatening one another?

Dorian: Yes.

James: You're loving yet threatening at the same time? You're having a sado-masochistic relationship with him! I...I...I... (faints) am suffering from heat stroke.

Dorian: I thought you were just in HEAT.

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HALLELUJAH EXPRESS
Dorian: You had the gall to doggedly repeat "awful" FIVE times.

James: You were counting? Don't spank me! Please...

Dorian: I'm well aware without you persistently telling me. (. . . )

James: You're NOT going to spank me? Shucks.

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Klaus: The ship of fools is back.

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Klaus: Where was this letter?

Z: In my back pocket.

Klaus: I told you not to get caught with your pants down!

Z: Sorry, sir.

Klaus: Cavorting, even at a time like this!

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Klaus: Keep the earl under watch. Don't take your eyes off him for a second! Don't get caught with your pants down! Anybody who screws up gets reamed all the way to Alaska!

* * *

Dorian: Hurry, there's no time.

Klaus: Let's do it.

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8th-Nov-2016 07:00 pm - FRIENDS ONLY
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22nd-Feb-2012 09:47 pm - Writer's Block: Happy Birthday George Washington!
Console me
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Happy Birthday George Washington!
Quick, tell the truth about something!
Reply 220
I am haunted by the reality that one day, I and my siblings will be dead, leaving my son completely alone.
24th-Jan-2012 10:28 pm - Writer's Block: Surf's Up!
Tardis
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Surf's Up!
How much time do you spend online?
Reply 377
Time is a relative concept.
19th-Jan-2012 10:09 am - Writer's Block: Recipe for Success
Money money
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Recipe for Success
How do you become successful?
Reply 206
Lots of long hours and hard work. If it were easy, there wouldn't be so many evious people whining protesting against those who have already busted their asses in order to succeed.
29th-Nov-2011 07:36 am - Writer's Block: Frozen delights
Coffee - Tim Hortons
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Frozen delights
What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Reply 504
COFFEE!

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22nd-Nov-2011 07:57 am - Writer's Block: Occupy Wall-et
Incredulous Klaus
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Occupy Wall-et
How much debt do you have?
Reply 268
None of your business.
15th-Nov-2011 07:40 am - Writer's Block: It's payday!
CNN
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It's payday!
What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Reply 620
First off, I'm assuming this is after taxes.
I would:
1. Hire an accountant.
2. Pay off my debts.
3. Replace both cars.
4. Have my teeth fixed.
5. Move to another part of the city.
6. Open a trust account for Jim.
7. Open an IRA for myself.
8. Donate 10% to Austin Restoration Ministries. (A program for homeless & at risk individuals.)
9. Then I might actually take a proper vacation.
1st-Nov-2011 07:42 am - Writer's Block: Movember is Men’s Health Awareness Month
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
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Movember is Men’s Health Awareness Month
Who is the most important man in your life?
Reply 322
Movember? Man, first they move the time change for Daylight Saving Time, and now they add a 13th month to the calendar.
12th-Sep-2011 08:25 pm - Grrrr
Oh Shit Key
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Why didn't anybody tell me that menopause is just as unpredictable and annoying as puberty!

Why? Why? Why?





That is all.
16th-Jul-2011 02:00 pm - Clean sweep, as it were
Now What? - Klaus
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I just cleaned up my friends list, deleting people who deleted their journals and leaving communities I'd forgotten joining.
25th-Dec-2010 03:07 pm - Merry Christmas
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Hattip to Imagetherightfangirl and Hot Air
19th-Jul-2010 12:22 pm - Writer's Block: If I had a hammer
Old Broad
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If I had a hammer
As a child, did you feel like you were you expected to pursue a certain type of career? How did this make you feel? Did you wind up choosing a different profession or path?
Reply 475
My mother knew she wanted to be a nurse since she wa 3 years old. She couldn't understand how anyone could not know what they wanted to do as an adult. Naturally she wanted at least one of her 4 children to work in the medical field. She was sorely disappointed there.

When I was a sophmore in high school, someone said, "If you want to take an easy course, take bookkeeping." I did and LOVED it! (My father was a microwave engineer and readily understood my love for numbers.) I went on to take every accounting course offered at my college. With minor forays into retail, I've been a bookkeeper ever since. I'm currently doing forensic accounting for a federal agency.

Sadly, my mother passed away February 2007, the year that Jim started Massage Therapy school. I know she would be pleased that her grandson is continuing in the medical field.
29th-Apr-2010 08:06 pm - Writer's Block: Tolerance 101?
Dumb Blonde
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Tolerance 101?
If you could create/select a new subject that had to be taught in high school, what would it be, and why?
Reply 856
Forget "new" subjects, how about getting back to basics and actually teaching the old ones. Reading, writing, and arithmetic. It is appalling how many young people can't read beyond their cell phones, can't write without reverting to text-speak, and can't add without a calculator.

And have teachers pay linked directly with their students' performance. If the students are failing, don't blame society / environment / *insert excuse of the year here.*

Oh, yeah, and while were at it, let's drop Affirmative Action and No Child Left Behind. All that does is reward the underachievers and punishes the good students. If your child hasn't earned the grades necessary to move on to the next grade level, then hold them back a year. That's what I did with my son in the 7th grade, much to the bewilderment of the school councilors, I might add! My son tells me, looking back, that it was the best thing I could have done for him at the time. It allowed him to focus more on what he'd had difficulties with the previous go-around.

And somehow, I still ended up being a "Cool Mom." Go figure.

EDIT: One more thing. Those individuals advocating "Tolerance 101" might want to look up the definition of tolerance sometime. It does not mean spewing hateful, vile insults and obscenities at everyone who does not agree with your point of view.
18th-Apr-2010 09:43 pm - Writer's Block: Turn and face the strain
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Turn and face the strain
What is the biggest major life change you've made in the past five years? Do you think it was positive, negative, or neutral?
Reply 690
In a gigantic leap of faith, I pulled up stakes and moved to Austin, Texas from Buffalo, New York. Having never lived there. Knowing absolutely no one there. Knowing nothing about the area I was moving to.

Was it a positive thing? Absolutely.

Would I do it again? In a heartbeat. I am supposed to be here.
28th-Mar-2010 03:18 pm - Writer's Block: Destined for greatness
Old Broad
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Destined for greatness
Do you believe that a higher power controls our fate or that we choose our own destinies?
Reply 1098
Absolutely.

The Bible is very clear on this. The Almighty is in control of the universe, however, He has given us the greatest gift He can bestow. The freedom of choice. We can choose to include Him in the forming of our destiny, or we can choose to exclude Him and "go it alone." While the latter choice grieves Him in ways we could never understand, He does not interfere with our decision.

I hear people saying all the time that they prayed for something and "God didn't answer me." When asked what they expected the answer to be, they often can't reply beyond "something." My sister's roommate, L, told her that she didn't think God answered prayers, and my sister counterd, "Yes he does. He sent you to me." This has become even more clear as L's marriage and health started failing at the same time. Now the marriage is over and she is completely disabled, living in another state, and relying solely on my sister.

I just left this comment on another person's LJ, but it speaks to this very question:
It is incidents such as these that make me wonder how anyone can possible believe there is no God. They focus on the "rules" while ignoring His lovingkindness. I pity them for they miss so many blessings.

My mother never understood why I, of her four children, always seemed to have a hard time at life. Be it my job, my relationships, divorce, single parenthood, or just keeping my head above water. It wasn't until I was the only one left in town to look after her (and my father) that she came to realize that these very struggles had made me strong. Instead of me leaning on her, she was now leaning on me.

But God heals and restores brokenness, when we let Him.
I could not agree more. The miracle happens when he fits those broken pieces together with those of another thereby healing and strengthening both.
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