JUST FOR A LAUGH

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  1. AndiMac wrote: I’ve been doodling about with an idea for some wee visual puzzles  posed by our pal, Bongo. They’re just a play on words and pretty easy really but I see them as a cross between a riddle and a cartoon. So go for it Munguinites.
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6. Who’s a silly old immigrant then?

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16. Plus ça change, plus c’est pareil.

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19. Got to admit it, Nigel does makeup and hair perfectly for the role he’s trying to play. All he needs to do is get much fatter and wear his tie down to his knees.

And finally, we found another one that wasn’t about either of the two biggest jokes on the planet…

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Munguin’s thanks to Andi, Bongo and Sidney

SOPPY SUNDAY

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I’m just catching up on some sleep. We don’t open for another 5 minutes.

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2. I know how you feel, Dorangutan.

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3. Well, that’s a cheering sight.

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4. I wanna be a cheering sight too, Tris.

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5. Spring Azure Butterfly here if anyone wants to know.

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6. When it’s cold you need to get the fluffy coat out.

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7. And, if you don’t have a fluffy coat, jst stay in bed, like that dorangutan.

8. We are with you Kalaallit Nunaat.

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9. Dunkeld looks a tad on the chilly side… so furry coats, hens.

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10. I’m doing air surveillance over the Towers, incase the White Bordello people are targeting Munguin for his anti-bone spurs rhetoric. This beak would make short work of the fat ICE agents faces!!

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11. And I’m patrolling on the ground along with my friend from Greenland.

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12. I eat ICE agents.

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13. I’m staying out of this. Them animals is very fierce. But I’ll take a cuddle and some biscuits if you have any. Maybe when the ICE battle is over there will be some bones to chew?

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14. I’m gonna sit here looking cute when the fighting is going on. It’s what I do best.

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15. I do cute too, you know. I wonder what that pink thing sticking out of my mouth is. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed Soppy Sunday and didn’t get arrested by ICE or eaten by a bear…

I thought you might like this penguin video.

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1DqVF2ETzy

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ONE VIEW OF A POSSIBLE FUTURE

Trump, in a desperate attempt to stop people talking about the Epstein files, or a grab for Greenland’s immense mineral wealth, or both, is now closer than ever to invading the country, which is a member of NATO.

This article, by Brent Molnar, American writer, political commentator, and retired US Air Force veteran , looks at a possible scenario. Copied from Facebook.

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If the United States follows through on the threat to invade Greenland, we need to be crystal clear about what happens the next morning. This is not a real estate transaction or a routine military exercise. It is the geopolitical equivalent of pulling the pin on a grenade in a crowded elevator. The moment American boots hit the ground in Nuuk to seize territory from a fellow NATO member, the world as we know it ends. The consequences will not be temporary sanctions or angry letters. They will be total, permanent, and devastating.

The first domino to fall is the North Atlantic Treaty Organization itself. NATO is built on the sacred promise of Article 5, that an attack on one is an attack on all. If the U.S. attacks Denmark, we are not just breaking the treaty; we are triggering it against ourselves. NATO dissolves instantly. The alliance that kept the peace in Europe for 75 years evaporates, leaving the continent to rearm and realign against the new aggressor across the Atlantic. We don’t just lose an ally; we create a unified enemy.

The military repercussions will be swift and humiliating. Europe will immediately demand the closure of every U.S. military base on the continent. Ramstein in Germany, Aviano in Italy, Lakenheath in the UK, all gone. Our ability to project power into the Middle East and Africa vanishes overnight. We will be evicted from the very soil we helped liberate and defended for decades, forced to retreat to our own shores as a fortress nation, isolated and friendless.

Then comes the economic nuclear option. The European Union is the largest single market in the world, and they will weaponize it. Europe will likely move to call in U.S. debt and dump their dollar reserves, sending the value of our currency into a death spiral. The U.S. economy, which relies on the dollar being the global reserve currency, will collapse. Inflation will make the post-COVID spikes look like a rounding error. Your savings will be worthless before the ink dries on the invasion orders.

Corporate America will face an extinction event. U.S. companies will be expelled from the European market. Apple, Google, McDonald’s, and Tesla will see their assets seized or their operations banned. Trillions of dollars in market capitalization will be incinerated in minutes. The stock market will not just crash; it will close. We are talking about the complete de-globalization of American industry, cutting us off from the wealthiest consumers on the planet.

The skies will go silent. European aviation authorities will almost certainly ground all Boeing jets and ban U.S. airlines from their airspace. Transatlantic travel will cease. If you are in Paris or Berlin, you are stuck there. The logistical arteries that feed our supply chains will be severed. We will be cut off from European medicine, machinery, and technology. We will be an island nation in the worst possible sense.

The cultural isolation will be just as stinging. The International Olympic Committee and FIFA will have no choice but to bar the United States from competition, just as they did with Russia. There will be no World Cup matches in New Jersey. There will be no Team USA in the Olympics. We will be treated as a pariah state, unwelcome on the global stage, forced to watch the world celebrate without us.

For individual Americans, the consequences will be personal and painful. Visa-free travel to Europe will end immediately. Americans currently living or working in Europe will lose their legal protections and residency status. They will become persona non grata, potentially facing deportation or internment. The “blue passport” that used to open every door will suddenly be a red flag at every border crossing.

This is the end of trust, and it does not reset. You cannot invade a democratic ally and then say “my bad” four years later. The psychological break will be permanent. Europe will realize that the United States is no longer a partner but a predator. They will build their own defense architecture, their own financial systems, and their own alliances that specifically exclude us. The West will continue, but the United States will no longer be part of it.

Invading Greenland is not a show of strength; it is an act of national suicide. We are trading our reputation, our economy, and our security for a frozen island and a handful of minerals we can’t even process. The price of this real estate deal is everything we built over the last century. If we cross this line, there is no going back. We will be the lonely superpower, ruling over nothing but our own decline.

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RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT INTO CHAOS

If it walks like a duck…

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She looks like she’s from outer space…

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BRICS is an intergovernmental organization comprising ten countries: Brazil, China, Egypt, Ethiopia, India, Indonesia, Iran, Russia, South Africa and the United Arab Emirates. Their joint economies account for well over 30% of word trade. The USA Economy accounts for around 15% (based on Purchasing Power Parity) according to the World Bank.

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Were you thinking of a holiday in America?

This is the teen that ICE beat up and detained from Target until they realized he really was a US citizen and threw him out the car in the Walmart parking lot.

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I can’t help thinking that the World Cup should be moved out of America. This lad did nothing to deserve that. He’s an American citizen. And after the murder in Minneapolis, more and more people are calling for matches to be moved from the USA.

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I’m not sure anyone (including Scots) would be safe, but certainly people with brown skin, players, officials and fans alike, must be able to feel safe when they travel with their team. In a country where untrained ICE agents are free to do anything to anyone they may suspect of anything…all with the support of the administration, they won’t be able to do that.

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That’s going well…

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  • Chuck Redd: The jazz musician canceled his annual Christmas Eve jazz concert, a 20-year tradition, in December 2025. The Kennedy Center threatened a $1 million lawsuit against him for damages.
  • The Cookers: This jazz supergroup withdrew from their New Year’s Eve performances, stating they are committed to music that reaches across divisions.
  • Kristy Lee: The Alabama folk singer canceled her January 14, 2026, performance, stating she couldn’t stand on a stage where American history is “rebranded for somebody else’s ego”.
  • Doug Varone and Dancers: The New York dance company canceled its April 2026 shows, with its director stating the act from the president “pushed me off the cliff”.
  • Béla Fleck: The Grammy-winning banjo player withdrew from his upcoming performances with the National Symphony Orchestra in February 2026, stating the venue had become “charged and political”.
  • Stephen Schwartz: The composer of Wicked announced he would not host a gala for the Washington National Opera in May 2026, believing the center “no longer represents the apolitical place for free artistic expression”.
  • Sonia De Los Santos: The Latin Grammy-nominated children’s artist canceled her February 2026 shows, stating she did not feel the current climate was a welcoming space for her or her audience.
  • Hamilton: The touring production of the hit musical, including creator Lin-Manuel Miranda, announced in March 2025 that it would no longer perform at the center.
  • Issa Rae: The actor and writer canceled a sold-out appearance in March 2025, citing an “infringement on the values” of the institution.
  • Rhiannon GiddensLow Cut Connie, and Peter Wolf are other musicians who canceled performances earlier in 2025 following the leadership changes.
  • Washington National Opera (WNO): The WNO’s board voted in January 2026 to withdraw from its five-decade partnership with the center, and several related performances, including Fellow Travelers, were canceled or moved

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He posted it

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Mustn’t forget Reform 2025, Ltd

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What was that you said, Nige? Never trust a Tory? You’ve got an awful lot of them joining you … and you won’t be able to trust a single one of them. Oh, and that includes yourself!!

And you may have to work with him remotely, because he once said he would be frightened to live in a Farage Britain. Still, a lot of your folk live somewhere else.

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JUST FOR A LAUGH

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  1. No comment!
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2. Oh, yeah, JD, give it a big kiss!

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3. Go Canada!

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4. Duh!

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6. Esya!

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7. I assume they don’t have mirrors in that bolero.

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Trump wandered away from a meeting with oil bosses to stare out a window and ramble about ballroom construction.

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15.  “Freude am Fahren”? Handelt es sich um einen britischen BMW?

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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: ‘Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish. …

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman… He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate… Awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, Fed them breakfast, Packed their lunches, Drove them to school, Came home and picked up the dry cleaning, Took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, Went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat’s litter box and bathed the dog…

Then, it was already 1 P.M. And he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, Dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework. Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, He cleaned the kitchen, Ran the dishwasher, Folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren’t finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:

– Lord, I don’t know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife’s being able to stay home all day. Please, Oh! Please, let us trade back.. Amen!’ The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: “My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. But you’ll have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night.

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Bonus:

Happily AndiMac is back with us after his flu experience…

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SOPPY SUNDAY

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Mum, do I have to go to work?

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2. Move along the goat please. Hold on tight!

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3. Icy river Tay at Dundee.

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4. Is that fish I can smell? Is it for me?

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5. I was a bit of a daft bird that wasn’t looking where I was going and I flew into this man’s car. But he was a decent fellow and looked after me and now I’m feeling better. You see, I told you, Tris, there are some nice peoples.

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6. Hello. I’m a freshwater English shrimp. Well when I say freshwater, I really don’t mean FRESH water. I’m addicted to all sorts…

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7. Is anyone serving at this bar? I want a large gin.

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8. Yes, I am and you look underage.

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9. I got my eyes on you, both of them.

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10. Do you got any carrots or even parsnips at a push?

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11. I’m the black swan of the family.

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12. Although it’s a bit shorter than normal, Munguin says WE get full pay. Tris is only on 50%, but to be honest, he doesn’t do that much anyway.

We hope you enjoyed it anyway.