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[    0.000000] ---[ KERNEL PANIC: NOT SYNCING: SUBMISSIVE_VULNERABILITY_DETECTED ]---
[    0.000001] CPU: 0 PID: 0 Comm: swapper Not tainted 5.15.0-generic
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 [    0.000005]  panic+0x149/0x321
 [    0.000006]  check_user_dominance+0x0/0x2c
 [    0.000006]  panic: dom0_privileges_revoked_by_master
 [    0.000007]  ? load_maleware_patch+0x40/0x40
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