Constitution

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Ok so my friend Loren and I were looking at a document that some of our friends from orchestra had sent us the other day. The document was a New Constitution for The Revolution Against The Ordinary (RATO for short).

One of my friends printed up all 35 pages of the constitution and we all signed it last night at the stake dance.
By the way we are working on a copy of a bill of rights so i will have more information on that soon. If you would like to see the entire copy of the constitution just leave your name and email in the comments below thanks!

EDIT: My mom said this post wasn't good enough and that i should include some of my favorite parts from the New Constitution For The Revolution Against The Ordinary. So here are a couple of my Favorite parts.


CLAUSE TWENTY-NINES (yes it is Spelled correctly)
The plural of moose is moosen. Specifically, used in the context of “that flock of flying leggedless moosen just stole my nutella- covered lasagna and now they have seventeen people ready to mildly murder them with a fork.” (See diagram 1a for detail.) There are four plurals of cello: cellos, cellee, celli, and lasagna (see above). 


This Next Part is the fine print in the back that you see after you sign this constitution.



In case of severe allergic reaction, call the number 1-800-U-R-DEAD. Do not attempt to eat this contract, under penalty of being made of paper, because you are what you eat, so cannibals are not the only real humans. If a cannibal eats a human who has eaten broccoli, then the human is broccoli, making the cannibal who ate the human broccoli broccoli. Broccoli is a weird word. Therefore, if a cannibal eats a baby who has never eaten anything before in its life, the baby has eaten nothing, therefore it is nothing, so the cannibal who ate the baby who ate nothing would be nothing and cease to exist. So, when you really think about it, there is absolutely no way that anybody could be a true human being. But, when you think about it a little bit harder, broccoli hasn’t eaten anything (this broccoli being the vegetable, not the human broccoli or the cannibal) so vegetarians who eat vegetables that haven’t eaten anything are technically eating nothing, so vegetarians are nothing. Furthermore, if a small animal eats a plant which is nothing, and then a larger animal eats that small animal which is now nothing, the larger animal would be nothing as well. So, basically none of us exist. Therefore, it is logical to assume that this constitution does not exist. Because of that, the world is a figment of our imaginations. However, how can we have an imagination if we don’t exist? So, it is only logical to conclude that we are not what we eat. Caution: may cause cancer in the state (of mind) of California. Warning: toxic in large quantities. Read in portions of twelve peanut butter years or smaller to avoid risk of death by asphyxiation or being stabbed with a fork. 


Well I hope that I have given you enough that you will want to read the entire thing. 
Sincerely,
Nicholas John Berrett The First 
Official Member of the Revolution Against the Ordinary (R.A.T.O)
End Transmission

The Girl I Marry

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My Mom and I were recently talking and we both came to the same conclusion about one thing. The girl I marry has to know what this is and would love to have this as a wedding cake topper.

Pizza

In orchestra we made a list of things that we would like to do before the summer ends. We called it the Ultimate To-Do List of Randomness



My friend Loren and I recently just completed one of the things on that list. We went into a pizza place and ordered a toping-less pizza. Yes, a pizza with absolutely nothing on it.

After we got our pizza we headed back to Loren's house and put some of our own toppings on it. Some of these included meatballs and macaroni and cheese.

Surprisingly it was actually really good. After we ate the pizza we hung out and I got to join them for family movie night.
Next up on the list: Live Fruit Ninja!

I love English :)

School is out for the summer and I still have piles of homework.

Disney land Part 1

     This last friday I had the oppourtunity to go to disneyland with my orchestra class and my mom. On Friday morning we all boarded the busses and headed off to california. We arrived at our hotel at about 5:30 and were given 20 min. to get ready for CATS. How was cats you may ask? well, it was very boring and confusing and thhe only thing that I understood was that it was about cats.
     The next day was when all the fun began. We started off the day by heading to disney land and going to a clinic. For the clinic we got to go into an actual disney recording studio and be recorded playing various pieces featured in different movies. After recording we then got to watch the movie and hear our selves paying in stead of the professional orchestra. It was very cool and my only complaint is that I whish that it had been a little longer.

I Never Saw Another Butterfly

Ok now I know that this title sounds really depressing but I am really REALLY excited to be in a school play about the Holocaust.

I'm sure you may be asking your selves why i'm so excited to be in a Holocaust play, and no it is not just cause I like history. I am excited to be in it because this is my first play that i'm in. A little while ago I auditioned for the play just hoping to get the experience of trying out and seeing what it was like, and as it turns out I made it!!! Now just in case your wondering I didn't get a major role but I got a pretty good sized part, I'm Child II. Well actually I was casted as Child I but when I got home that night and my mom and I were reading my lines we noticed that some of them sounded a little girly. Then we saw it, a line that would have had people making fun of me for years. Well I guess I can't put it off any longer, here it is.

Child I: May I call you grandfather, because you have no little girl and I have no grandpa?"

Little girl?! (insert scary screeching noises here) I'm not a little girl! Thankfully I was able to trade parts with a girl who had gotten a guy part and now I am happily Child II.

I can't wait to see what the real rehearsals are like. This is going to be an amazing play season.

Come see the school play! February 26th and 27th! See you there. :)

Utah 2011

     This summer my family and I went to visit our family ad friends up in utah. We stayed at my grandparents house and used that has our home base for all of our activities. We did all sorts of fun things, we played with the neighbors down the street, we went sledding, hung out with family, and some days just relaxed.
     The neighbors down the street are named hannah and derek. They have been our families good friends for years. with them we did so many things, we had frisbee throwing contests, climbed trees, had nerf wars,
and made a whole bunch of silly videos. here is one of the videos that we made.

     Hope you enjoyed the video please comment if you did:)