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Dec. 16th, 2018 06:56 pm
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VITAL STATS
Age: about five weeks away from 49, as of the time of this entry
Location: just outside Boston, Massachusetts
Fannish interests: Doctor Who, Doctor Who, and also, Doctor Who. (Okay, there's other stuff, too, like Star Trek: Discovery. But mostly, it's Doctor Who around here.) I am a fic writer and the chief mod of A Teaspoon And An Open Mind, the largest Doctor Who-specific fandom archive out there. (My fic is also available on AO3, where you'll find non-DW fic as well.)
Profession: I'm a UX designer. I am also a published author in my field. Special areas of interest include usability/user research, accessibility, and applying visual design appropriately to enhance usability. If you know anything about UX, I fall more on the technical side of the design/tech line and have done front-end development, but I am by no means a visual design n00b.

Most of my journal is locked. This is because my locked entries may discuss my work and/or my real name, so those entries are limited to people I know in person and/or have interacted with online for a long time. But I do occasionally post cooking, fic, and other entries publicly.

Anyway, hi there. Hope you like Dreamwidth!
nonelvis: (DW Ah porn!)
A couple (adult-rated) short fics for Wanksgiving IV:

In the Vault
Doctor Who: Missy/Clara
There’s a dead woman locked in the basement. And also a live one, but that’s not the one who concerns the Doctor right now; Missy is fully capable of taking care of herself.
Teaspoon, AO3

One Night in [Redacted by the KGB]
The Americans: Elizabeth/Philip
It's midnight when Elizabeth finally stirs, hand skating across Philip's chest until he wakes.
AO3
nonelvis: (DW Donna halo)
Title: 299
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters/Pairing(s): Donna Noble
Rating: All ages
Word count: 1,408
Spoilers: None
Summary: The intersection of coding and design satisfied Donna's restless brain in ways it hadn’t been satisfied since before ... well, before whatever she’d lost had left her adrift again and her mother and Gramps tight-lipped but supportive.

Author's notes: My last story for Keep Fandom Weird bingo, using the Bring Your Fandom to Work bingo square. I gave up the front-end development portion of my business about a decade ago to focus primarily on user experience strategy, but it's still something I know how to do, and it got me where I am today.

Anyway, wonder how Donna got so good at computers by the time "The Giggle" rolled around? This is my explanation.

Thanks to [personal profile] platypus for the beta.

fic, after the cut )
nonelvis: (DW blue TARDIS)
Title: Five Moments in Liz Shaw's Life as an Alien (and One Before She Knew)
Fandom: Doctor Who
Characters/Pairing(s): Liz Shaw, Third Doctor, the Brig, Benton
Rating: Teen
Word count: 1,681
Spoilers: None
Summary: Liz Shaw, unexpectedly always an alien.

Author's notes: Written for the Always an Alien square on my Keep Fandom Weird bingo card. Thanks to [personal profile] platypus for the beta.

fic, after the cut )
nonelvis: (FUTURAMA paradox-free bow)
Title: The Satchel
Fandom: Star Trek: Discovery, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds
Characters/Pairing(s): Jett Reno, Pelia
Rating: All ages
Word count: 1,998
Spoilers: None
Summary: "Truth is, I used to move hard-to-find folios for a shady antiquarian archivist."

Author's notes: Written for the Accidental Baby Acquisition square on my Keep Fandom Weird bingo card. Hey, it didn't say that had to be a human baby!

Thanks to [personal profile] lizbee for both the beta and the idea that Jett Reno and Pelia needed to have shenanigans together. I would honestly watch six seasons and a movie of these two.

fic, after the cut )
nonelvis: (STAR TREK Burnham)
Title: Once More, This Time to the Left
Fandom: Star Trek: Discovery
Characters/Pairing(s): Michael Burnham, Amanda Grayson, Sarek, Spock, Gabrielle Burnham
Rating: All ages
Word count: 1,961
Spoilers: None
Summary: Growing up as a human on Vulcan is hard. Growing up as a human with wings is even harder.

Author's notes: Written for the Wingfic square on my Keep Fandom Weird bingo card. Hey, it's baby's first wingfic!

Some dialogue taken from "Such Sweet Sorrow," parts 1 & 2. Many thanks to [personal profile] lizbee for the beta.

::xposted to AO3

fic, after the cut )
nonelvis: (STAR TREK Grudge)
Title: Once More, This Time to the Left
Fandom: Star Trek: Discovery
Characters/Pairing(s): Katrina Cornwell, Carl the Guardian of Forever, Michael Burnham
Rating: All ages
Word count: 500
Spoilers: None
Summary: You made your choice, Kat thought, and her body burst into starlight. Five connected drabbles about what happens to Kat after the torpedo explodes.

Author's notes: Covers prompts for “You made your choice,” “Seated together at a bar,” and “Where is Katrina Cornwell right now?” Many thanks to [personal profile] lizbee, who both beta’d this story and inspired it with a question I wondered about when I beta’d her Katoberfest2024 story even though it turns out I already knew the answer because I'd beta'd previous stories of hers. All I can say in my defense is that it's been a long goddamned year.

::xposted to AO3 and Ad Astra

fic, after the cut )
nonelvis: (FUTURAMA paradox-free bow)
Am I gonna have time to read everything in all the main literature categories before voting begins? Very definitely not! But I did get through 5.1 of the novel nominees and have a few opinions. after the cut )
nonelvis: (FUTURAMA paradox-free bow)
Title: Anonyparty
Fandom: Star Trek: Discovery, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds
Characters/Pairing(s): Katrina Cornwell/Original Universe Gabriel Lorca, Katrina Cornwell/Montgomery "Scotty" Scott, Pelia
Rating: Adult
Word count: 3,477
Spoilers: None
Summary: The invitation arrived in Kat’s Starbase 16 quarters wrapped around the napkin accompanying her replicated cumin lamb and noodles. ANONYPARTY 37. Storage bay Gamma-12 at 2100. No uniforms. No ranks. No shop talk. No regrets.

Author's notes: Look, sometimes you're having a nice Discord chat with a friend about whether Katrina Cornwell needs a boytoy and whether that boytoy would be Montgomery Scott and next thing you know, this happened. Many thanks to [personal profile] lizbee for the beta and the prompt "shore leave, no one is in uniform, conversations about jobs and ranks don't come until AFTER and then everyone is a sensible adult."

::xposted to AO3 and Ad Astra

fic, after the cut )
nonelvis: (DW blue TARDIS)
Title: BETTINA
Characters/Pairing(s): Fourth Doctor
Rating: All ages
Word count: 6,397
Spoilers: None
Summary: The Fourth Doctor must protect a scientist and her invention from the people who want to exploit it. Entry for Big Finish's 2023 Paul Spragg Memorial Short Trip Opportunity.

Author's Notes: Obviously, I didn't win this year's Big Finish story competition – but I still love this story a lot. Many thanks to Platypus for beta work.

The engine technology described in this story is real, but not ready for commercialization yet.

::xposted to [community profile] dwfiction, and archived at A Teaspoon And An Open Mind and AO3

fic, after the cut )
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Honestly, I feel like yesterday's meal was one of my best, which is good, because we've got enough leftovers for several days even after the guests took stuff home. a log for myself as much as anything else )
nonelvis: (SANDMAN making little frogs)
I don't post much publicly, primarily because a lot of what I post has to do with my work/clients, and that's not a thing I discuss where Google can find it. But there's nothing in this post that can't be posted where search engines can find it, so:
  • I would like to be writing something. What, I'm not sure, but I am going to get something posted to Teaspoon or AO3 before the end of the year, dammit.

  • Cooking! There's lots of that right now! Currently on the stove: waaaaay too much posole verde made with the St. Louis ribs we got from the fancypants butcher that someone to whom I'm married disappointingly refuses to eat as ribs, but will eat if stewed, so anyway, ribs + all the remaining green tomatoes from the garden + non-Goya hominy = posole verde.

  • Also on the cooking front: Melissa Clark's gâteau Breton with fresh plums and cardamom from her book Dinner in French, because the CSA gave us fresh damson plums this week, and why the hell not? I'm not convinced this is going to turn out well – there was definitely some butter leakage from the springform pan (glad I put it on a foil-covered baking sheet!), and the recipe took a solid 30 minutes more than Clark specified. But I feel like with these ingredients, it's hard to go wrong, so we'll see.

  • I don't normally turn over the garden on October 29, but I'm putting winter rye in for the first time as a nutrient-rich cover crop. Good for my garden, bad for my lower back, lol, but:

  • Cortisone shot time on Tuesday for the lower back. This is my fourth one, but because these are related to disc issues and not joint ones, my spine guy has said I can have them for quite a while longer.

  • Still, it would be nice to not have to have them at all.

  • Or to be "I have a spine guy" years old.

  • Anyway, still here, still on Twitter at @nonelvispub if you want to follow the public account, still planning on making that shithead's life hell in whatever small way I can now that he's bought Twitter.
nonelvis: (FUTURAMA paradox-free bow)
Did I mean to write Gritty/Murph-the-terrifying-new-NERF-mascot fic? No. Did I wonder if it existed, discover it didn't, and thereby set my brain off on a YOU MUST WRITE THIS spiral? Uh. Well.

Rara Avis, on AO3.
nonelvis: (DW fire and ice and something)
GOOD MORNING, WE HAVE A NEW DOCTOR

(I am pumped about this even if I realized I am also officially old enough to be the Doctor's mum.)

Anyway, just the other day I was wondering what new series I should pick up in my spare time, and I guess the answer is Sex Education on Netflix, since I've never seen Gatwa in anything.

WOOOOOOOO EXCITEMENT
nonelvis: (DW Thirteen/Master sex hair)
Title: A Scattering of Stars
Characters/Pairing(s): Thirteenth Doctor/Dhawan!Master
Rating: Adult
Word count: 3,553
Spoilers: through Flux
Summary: After the Flux had chewed its way through the universe, after the Doctor had let her friends off for a brief stop to comfort their families, after she’d found herself flat on her back in the console room pointedly trying not to listen for her previous voices whispering to her from somewhere deep and unknown within her ship, she’d heard an entirely different voice calling to her and had known she had to follow it.

Author's Notes: Many thanks to my beta [personal profile] platypus, who found all the rookie mistakes a writer makes when cranking up the fic skills after a year off.

::xposted to [community profile] dwfiction and [livejournal.com profile] dwfiction, and archived at A Teaspoon And An Open Mind and AO3

fic, after the cut )
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... the Star Rats, that is.

Introducing Zappy, an illustrated gray rat with lightning bolts coming out of his lopsided, cockeyed face.

In case you can't wait an entire month for Mystery Hunt, we on Team Palindrome now have an optional prologue available for your enjoyment at starrats.org.
nonelvis: (DW science geeks)
What I haven't been doing this year: writing fic, doing the analysis I wanted to do for a Gally academic talk submission, drafting a proposal for a chapter in a nonfiction book about DW fandom.

What I've been doing instead: planning the MIT Mystery Hunt.

poster announcing MIT Mystery Hunt registration is open -- yellow background with plain Helvetica type

Registration is now open. If you like complicated puzzles, the Hunt is for you! Feel free to ask me questions about it here, though note that I will probably not be making any public posts about Hunt puzzles I wrote, because they have my real name on them, and this account does not 😅
nonelvis: (FUTURAMA paradox-free bow)
Logging this here for my own memory as much as anything else:
  • Cherry tomatoes stuffed with guacamole – do not do this again unless the tomatoes are much bigger, my god, what a pain in the butt no matter how good they were

  • Cheese pennies, of which I have now made two batches in about as many days, 'nuf said

  • Grilled turkey & gravy, bird butterflied, of course; a 12lb. bird on a grill in 50° weather took a bit more than 2 hours

  • Vegetarian main: tater tot casserole, with many sautéed mushrooms instead of sausage

  • Cranberry-tangerine conserve

  • Cornbread dressing

  • Roasted brussels sprouts with vegetarian fish sauce vinaigrette, all hail Bragg's Liquid Aminos

  • GF biscuits

  • Homemade pistachio-honey ice cream

  • Mendiants with candied orange peel and walnuts, and hooray, I have enough chocolate and orange peel to do another batch

  • GF cheesecake brought by my friend J


That was more than enough food for six, but my god, how good it felt to be able to have a proper Thanksgiving meal again. Also, the lightly smoked turkey is going to make one hell of a gumbo tomorrow night, but that's [livejournal.com profile] columbina's responsibility. (If you'd like to cook along, here's the spouse's recipe writeup.)
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Not quite as good a category as Novella, but still pretty consistently good: reviews and rankings, after the cut )
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It's that time again! Or rather, it's past the usual time, but Worldcon was delayed for Obvious Reasons, so Hugo voting isn't until this fall. Which is good, because between work and Mystery Hunt planning, I haven't had a ton of brain for recreational reading.

Anyway, my thoughts on this year's nominees (with no surprises if you follow me on Goodreads): after the cut )

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