Writer's Block: Pet talk
If your pet could talk, what is the first thing s/he would say to you?
Gollum (cat): Why did you get that damn dog, anyway?
Grendel (cat): Yeah, but thanks for not letting her sleep on the bed, so there's room for me.
Kaiya (dog): You guys are such weenies. I just wanna plaaaaay!
Bug (sugar glider): We get yogurt drops and you don't. Neener, neener, neener!
Gobo (sugar glider): What she said. Also? Mom's tummy is really soft and warm
Mom: Hey! Are you saying I'm fat?
Gobo: Yogurt drops! Thanks for the yogurt drops.
Mom: ::grumbles about indentured servitude and goes to dig out pet treats::
