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    I was born in 1939 BC.
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Archive for February 8th, 2016

“And his name shall be called Gizmo”.

Posted by Big John on February 8, 2016

I don’t know if there is a god of things technical and mechanical, but if there is, I must have pissed him off in some way, because during recent weeks I have suffered …

  • A washing machine breakdown resulting in me having to ‘fork out’ for a new one.
  • A ‘Sky+’ TV malfunction which meant that old style ‘box’ had to be changed twice, and finally be replaced by the latest model.
  • A car that wouldn’t start, so I had to call the AA and then buy a new battery.
  • A computer that couldn’t tell the time and needed a visit to my local ‘PC Clinic’.
  • A table lamp that went ‘fizz’ then ‘pop’ !
  • A couple of minor mishaps with gadgets in the kitchen, including a coffee machine that wasn’t too perky (Oops ! Sorry).
  • And ‘last but not least’, the loss of my home access to the internet !

Should I try and placate this unknown deity with some form of sacrifice ? I suppose that it’s worth a try: but what should I offer up ?

I know. I’ll put that clapped out old toaster out of it’s misery by letting it immolate itself. That should do the trick. Well, at least, it’s cheaper than …

… smashing my smartphone.

 posted via BT wi-fi ‘Hot Spot’

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