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“Old age ain't no place for sissies.” .. Bette Davis

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  • My Life and Times

    I was born in 1939 BC.
    That’s ‘Before Computers’.

    Luckily I survived the following events in my life, such as

    World War II, The London Blitz, Rationing, and worst of all… Archbishop Temple’s School.

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    During the mid 1950s I was enjoying Rock ‘n’ Roll and being a first generation teenager, when suddenly, just like Elvis, I found myself in uniform during ‘The Cold War’…and then

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    I became ‘a family’. Which meant that I sort of missed the ‘swinging sixties’, but still managed to look a complete prat in the 70s, just like everyone else.

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    During the ‘Thatcher Years’ I lost my hair and a lot of people lost a good deal more. My career fluctuated to say the least as I was demoted, promoted, fired and hired a number of times, but still I managed to stagger on into a welcome retirement and to celebrate 60 years of happy marriage.

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Archive for April, 2020

A messy memory !

Posted by Big John on April 29, 2020

I’ve just had a long conversation with my American cousin who lives in Upstate New York. We are both in our ‘eighties’ and spent much of our childhoods living in London during World War II.

Obviously, we discussed the effects that the Coronavirus is having on the populations of both our countries and the efforts being made by our respective governments and the politicians’ often useless ‘kneejerk reactions’ when trying to control the situation.

However, our conversation wasn’t all ‘doom and gloom’. In fact, we had a good laugh when we discussed the recent panic buying in the supermarkets and the rapid disappearance of all those millions of toilet rolls, for we recalled the days of wartime rationing, when there was no toilet tissue and the ink from the newsprint …

… came off on your bum !

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“Lockdown!” .. “Wos that then?”

Posted by Big John on April 21, 2020

Over the years many of my posts have featured my local Sainsbury’s supermarket, so it’s nice to see that the checkout ‘girls’, the shelf stackers and the rest of the staff  survived the ‘bog roll blitz’ panic at the start of the Coronavirus outbreak, and are still hard at work helping the likes of me to stay “fed and watered”: and I must compliment the management on the way they have organised  the store to give as much protection as possible to both staff and customers. I’m pleased to say that the majority of shoppers seem to know and obey the rules of ‘social distancing’ etc. when buying their ‘basic necessities’.

Note that I say “the majority”, because this morning I found my clearly marked ‘safe space’ at the checkout ‘invaded’ by Mummy and Daddy Moron, while junior ‘Brat’ Moron was running up and down the adjacent aisles. The pair each had only one or two items to check out and, luckily, they noticed my overflowing trolley (cart) and ran off in separate directions to ‘keep company’ with two other unfortunate shoppers!

I could be wrong, but I find some people’s behaviour, during this time of world wide suffering, as very strange indeed. Many seem, like the family in the supermarket, to be completely oblivious to the changes taking place around them, while others seem to be suffering from what I call the “Jolly Wally Syndrome”, which reveals itself in all that social media “Look at me ! Look at me !” showing off; together with what appears to be the ‘over the top’ enjoyment of those “all join in” singalongs and puerile TV game shows: and how all those much loved ‘has been’ entertainers performing in their back gardens and kitchens, and all those awful ‘celeb’ cooking and exercising egotists are supposed to ‘lift our spirits’ is beyond my comprehension.

I’m going to stop now, because I just ‘Googled’ .. “self-isolation” .. and was shocked to discover that you can now buy funny

“Self-Isolation” greetings cards !

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