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About damn time I cross-posted this.
Jessiebelle kills Dumbledore Meowth! The resurrection ritual will blow your mind!!!1eleven!
Here lies the thrilling conclusion to “A Worse Pill to Swallow.”
This fic contains: Pokémon/Human romantic relationship; unexplained mpreg/male pregnancy; bizarre anti-abortion overtones; general angst; shaky grasp of the realities of pregnancy and childrearing; possible out-of-character moments for Jessie, James, and Meowth; weepy!James (but can you really blame him, considering what twelve!me did to his life?); dickish!Jessie; generic boyfriend!Meowth; random “Jessiebelle does dark magic” plotline that goes absolutely nowhere; odd ideas about romance; loose understanding of the occult; possibly demonic kitten plotline that goes nowhere; kitten birthing scenes (make it double!); Twerps witness the miracle of Pokébestial childbirth; major character death (that gets undone by the most bullshit of methods); questionable song parody; JAMES EATS A PLACENTA; desecration of grave; ellipses abuse
( hang onto your placenta; James will cook it for dinner )
I used to lurk in fandom. A lot.
I continued to lurk even after getting accounts on forums like pojo.com, pokemasters.net, and pokemopolis.com. Probably nobody would remember me if I met them again; I didn't post very often and when I did, it wasn't that interesting. I even used to look at Team Rocket webrings on angelfire and geocities. A lot of them were mainly for Rocketshipping, which is my NOTP, but Team Rocket-centric sites were few and far between (or maybe I sucked at finding them), so I kind of had to take what I could get.
Sometimes I would join discussions about writing fanfic, because even though I lurked, I really liked to write. I always promised I'd post my fics, but I never did because I thought none of it was good enough or worthy of a spot on the Internet.
Well, I've finally made good on that promise. I've already started posting some of my oldfic to tumblr, so I figured I might as well post it here as well. If friggin' Rectified Anonymity and Cori Falls fic can exist on the net, so can my fic. (I also have newer fic that I will be adding to this account, but that's not the point of this post.)
However, this post comes with a few warnings. First, most of these fics were written from around 2000-2004, when I was between the ages of eleven and fifteen. I seem to have been decent when it comes to spelling, punctuation, and grammar, but the handling of the subject matter may be questionable.
Second, I was just the most feral Blueshipper. For those unfamiliar with Pokémon ship names, Blueshipping is the pairing James/Meowth. This may be a controversial or taboo ship, since it pairs a Pokémon with a human, but past!me seems to have decided that since Meowth can talk and is as intelligent as a human, this is no different from a human in a sci-fi story hooking up with a sapient alien. I still ship it, since it passes the Harkness Test, but I understand that others might not see it the same way. I never really participated in ship wars or arguments about shipping, probably because I knew it wouldn't be pretty.
Third, I really seemed to love adding mpreg and writing about James giving birth to Meowth's kittens.
I've added more warnings under the cut, just in case.
( 🎵 I was the cringiest Meowth x James fangirl 🎵 )
I continued to lurk even after getting accounts on forums like pojo.com, pokemasters.net, and pokemopolis.com. Probably nobody would remember me if I met them again; I didn't post very often and when I did, it wasn't that interesting. I even used to look at Team Rocket webrings on angelfire and geocities. A lot of them were mainly for Rocketshipping, which is my NOTP, but Team Rocket-centric sites were few and far between (or maybe I sucked at finding them), so I kind of had to take what I could get.
Sometimes I would join discussions about writing fanfic, because even though I lurked, I really liked to write. I always promised I'd post my fics, but I never did because I thought none of it was good enough or worthy of a spot on the Internet.
Well, I've finally made good on that promise. I've already started posting some of my oldfic to tumblr, so I figured I might as well post it here as well. If friggin' Rectified Anonymity and Cori Falls fic can exist on the net, so can my fic. (I also have newer fic that I will be adding to this account, but that's not the point of this post.)
However, this post comes with a few warnings. First, most of these fics were written from around 2000-2004, when I was between the ages of eleven and fifteen. I seem to have been decent when it comes to spelling, punctuation, and grammar, but the handling of the subject matter may be questionable.
Second, I was just the most feral Blueshipper. For those unfamiliar with Pokémon ship names, Blueshipping is the pairing James/Meowth. This may be a controversial or taboo ship, since it pairs a Pokémon with a human, but past!me seems to have decided that since Meowth can talk and is as intelligent as a human, this is no different from a human in a sci-fi story hooking up with a sapient alien. I still ship it, since it passes the Harkness Test, but I understand that others might not see it the same way. I never really participated in ship wars or arguments about shipping, probably because I knew it wouldn't be pretty.
Third, I really seemed to love adding mpreg and writing about James giving birth to Meowth's kittens.
I've added more warnings under the cut, just in case.
( 🎵 I was the cringiest Meowth x James fangirl 🎵 )
Here is a short, recently written fic to start with (before I start posting all the oldfic and vintage cringe).
This fic contains: Blueshipping (James/Meowth) and mpreg (also implied Pokémon-Human hybrids; James would be having a Meowth kitten). And TMI from Meowth.
( if that shipkid fanart wasn't enough of a warning )
This fic contains: Blueshipping (James/Meowth) and mpreg (also implied Pokémon-Human hybrids; James would be having a Meowth kitten). And TMI from Meowth.
( if that shipkid fanart wasn't enough of a warning )
First post. Let's get this started right.
Jun. 22nd, 2023 10:19 pmI drew a fankid/shipkid for Blueshipping (the Pokémon version, not the Yu-Gi-Oh one):
( would Meowth kittens be called mittens )
This is an appropriate warning for where this blog is going, right?
( would Meowth kittens be called mittens )
This is an appropriate warning for where this blog is going, right?
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