
Ring Around the Rosy parody lyrics:
♪ Browse around the website, a website full of weird things
Download, Download, virus coming now ♪
I'm a Little Teapot parody lyrics:
♪ I'm a little Google, colorful
Here is my logo
Here is my site
I'm a little Yahoo, that's purple
I am the newest
Here is my news
I'm a little Yandex, black and red
I am Russian
Here is my web ♪
♪ DuckDuckGo, DuckDuckGo, here I am
Opera, Opera, you're the worst ♪
Where the heck is @braveplz @puffinplz and @torchplz and somebody gotta make those plz browsers?