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Boy Shoots Himself In Face

A 3-year-old boy was shot in the face on Detroit's west side.
The father of the boy had the weapon hidden under a mattress, when the boy somehow got hold of the gun and shot himself in the face.
The incident occurred at the 1500 block of Cheyenne.
The boy is listed in critical condition.
Police are at the scene investigating.


I don't know what to say to that...

Anal sex?

Kim: What are you doing tomorrow night?
Steve: I don't know, why?
Kim: I feel like doing something.
Steve: Like what?
Kim: I don't know... Something illegal.
Steve: How about anal sex?



I just got a job at Bombay.
I am getting into the interior design field and sales, but not making commission. That is exactly what I need, so that I will still have a regular paycheck.
Oh, and I get a 50% discount. Yes... 50%.

An apology

no i hear that...... i wouldent talk to me either but i seriously want to apologize, for everything im very sorry. I honestly didn't really grow up until i moved out of berkley. and i want to honestly let you know you look good and i hope everything goes very well for you and im sorry about everything you dont really realize it when its just funny to you and only you, you never sit and look at the other side. i wont talk to you if thats how you want it. I was really mean to Samantha maze too and i ended up seeing her at a party at school and i told her the same i think she half way forgave me that doesn't mean you have too but i just want you to know im really sorry. ~Justin Kucsulain

Interesting.

I hate fuckers.

Justing Kusculain wants me to be his friend on my space.
What a fuck head. I hate that kid.

New computer.

Ahhhh... I got my desktop all set up here. I stole Nicks keyboard, mouse, and computer chair. I am liking it a lot.

Apr. 7th, 2006

A man enters a bar in Detroit and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,"What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "About a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
And the robot says...real slowly...
"So.....Ya gonna vote for Kwamee again?
Steve's middle name is George. Why didn't I ever know that... I am going to call him "Horehay" now.
And why the hell is it snowing outside. SNOW! I hate you weather.

Jackie and Angie, Who has my SNES? I let you guys borrow it when you were living togeather. I have no idea what the living situation is out there, I was just wondering.

We are going to try and collect every game system and put it in the sunroom. Because we are dorks and we can.
I wanna play DDR on Kito's big screen.

Black.White. is a very good show for those of you who have not seen it. It is on tomorrow night at 10, I think. It is a series documentary on racism by Ice Cube. It shows some very interesting points...
Unanimous is a horrible, horrible show. They pretty much torture these people, humiliate and then outcast them. It is so evil.
American Idol is a show I started watching thanks to Kito and Nick. Fairly entertaining. I can't wait until Ace gets kicked off. My sister is in love with him.
American Inventor is a strangely intriguing show. Some people have some really good ideas... and some people are absolutely insane.
Good Eats is good as always. Nothing more to say then it is physicstastic.

I am watching entirely too much TV. The strange part is I record all the shows I watch, and then watch them all on monday when I get home from work.

And we have a firepit. But it has been too cold or rainy to use it much.
I need a new computer, although I rather like comendeering Steve's.
I am broke as all hell, and I need another job.
One of the guys said I should go work for enterprise.
Party friday night.
All are invited.
38751 Westchester, 48167

Be there.

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Comments

  • paperkim
    7 Apr 2006, 16:49
    I know, I can't wait!
    I think that is a really good show, however, I think the both of the dads are crazy. Both of them are correct about their ideas, but they are so unwilling to see the others…
  • paperkim
    7 Apr 2006, 09:21
    well black/white is good season finale next week!
  • paperkim
    5 Apr 2006, 20:59
    firepits are awesome. We scare the neighborhood children with ours. Seriously. We do. Whenever we have a fire the next door neighbor calls her kids in and tells them its time to go to bed. And it's…
  • paperkim
    4 Apr 2006, 06:19
    I quit too! We need to reunite at another restaurant/bar. I'm thinking of working at Snookers on Woodward, but nothing until May. Have you found anything yet?

    -A
  • paperkim
    4 Apr 2006, 06:18
    I wasn't there. Nothing happened to me! What kind of implied threat is that?

    -A
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