djinn and juice

2026-02-21 1 note

I’m perfectly willing to concede that Tumblr is not the best place to brag about having sex, but you’d have to waterboard “most sex I’ve had is bad” out of me.

2026-02-04 26 notes

jkottke:

A lovely drawing of a sparrow on a shard of limestone, made by an Egyptian artist 3500 years ago. “This may have been a practice drawing of the sparrow hieroglyph…”

2026-01-23 1 note

Really wonder what it would be like to smoke the $15 eighths at the local weed shop. I kind of feel like that might be the one that drops me into irrecoverable schizophrenia.

By “tone indicators,” you mean “diction, slang, typography, and emoji” rather than “inscrutable ingroup-indicating abbreviations, lacking any canonical definition, sutured to the ends of all your sentences,” right? Right?

2025-12-23 43,518 notes

strawberrysdaughters:

My mom just told me when was my age she got pregnant while she had two different fwb situations going on and didn’t know who the dad was so she went to the guys separately and said “I’ll pay for half the abortion if you pay half” and collected half the money from each guy . Her mind

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