Fuck you, Ford Motor Company!
Okay, I'm sure most people bitching about Fords are really complaining about the lack of quality, and the general POSidness that is Ford, and everything they stand for. Way to go, Blue Oval, Whooo!
Here's my gripe with Ford Motor Company: You assholes think that I-96 is YOUR road, and I can't figure out why. Ford puts these envoys of vehicles travelling up and down (err, left and right) I-96, and the shit really impedes traffic. I'm sorry, but 5 Expeditions in the left lane of a two lane highway doing 60-65 mph in the 70 during RUSH HOUR really irritates the living shit out of me. On top of that, it's not like they're uber synchronous, no... it takes them 10 minutes to pass one vehicle, and then they slowly, surely make their way back into the right lane, one at a time, taking about half the time it took them to pass the slower-in-the-right lane traffic.
Other motorists only make this amazing "synchronosity" worse. The guy in the vehicle behind the envoy always thinks he' be able to slip into the right lane, and get on his way, but he can't. The test dummies in the Ford envoy seem to think that's it's crucial, critical, and absolutely necessary to stay as a complete group, with no other cars in between any of them. Fucking piss me off. That only makes matters worse.
I'm done bitching. Time to get back to work.
Here's my gripe with Ford Motor Company: You assholes think that I-96 is YOUR road, and I can't figure out why. Ford puts these envoys of vehicles travelling up and down (err, left and right) I-96, and the shit really impedes traffic. I'm sorry, but 5 Expeditions in the left lane of a two lane highway doing 60-65 mph in the 70 during RUSH HOUR really irritates the living shit out of me. On top of that, it's not like they're uber synchronous, no... it takes them 10 minutes to pass one vehicle, and then they slowly, surely make their way back into the right lane, one at a time, taking about half the time it took them to pass the slower-in-the-right lane traffic.
Other motorists only make this amazing "synchronosity" worse. The guy in the vehicle behind the envoy always thinks he' be able to slip into the right lane, and get on his way, but he can't. The test dummies in the Ford envoy seem to think that's it's crucial, critical, and absolutely necessary to stay as a complete group, with no other cars in between any of them. Fucking piss me off. That only makes matters worse.
I'm done bitching. Time to get back to work.
