Sometimes I feel so Patriotic, I Want to Join the Army!

Because? Boobies. Nice Boobies have NO Direct Correlation to intelligence

Crack Troops: The Bearskin Battalion.

The City is safe,

Guarded by crack troops of the Sisterhood.

Go safely, Citizens.

The Bare Bearskin Battalion,

Is ever vigilant.

 XXXXX

Hellooooo Handsome!

Concealed Weaponry

Hit "ESC" to stop the animation. 

Yes, I hate gifs in pages too. 

But with this one? I couldn't resist seeing if it would work in Blogger.

"I Lost My Heart to a Starship Trooper!"

The sisterhood might care to take note of the perils of intergalactic polyamory.

Whaaaaat?!

The Sisterhood hacked?

Oh Soubriquet, as if that really is your name, you are skating on very thin ice. You may think yourself secure but it may not be quite so easy as you think, to take control of the Sisterhood's propaganda machine.

You have to sleep sometime.