Filthy Roger

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It's got crazy funny stuff on it, it's at http://www.texttickles.com if you're interested! Lots of jokes, videos, and insane news :)

this is almost like a really really funny comedy skit

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americas/10/12/canada.troops.marijuana.reut/index.html


i can just imagine how the taliban militants would be portrayed on-screen. hehe. i want to see that show.

are they deliberately mispronouncing the word "sandwiches" as "samwiches" on the new McDonalds commercials in some twisted marketing ploy to relate to the lowest-common-denominator, illiterate trash who frequent their establishments (ie - me)? Ahhhh... feels like home. Except at home, we pronounce it "sandwiches".

http://marksesl.com/Grammar/sandwich.html

<td align="center"> poonafish --
[noun]:

A brand of soylent green breakfast cereal

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4800194.stm

what is it with teenagers these days? Just looking around at some random links and things that people have postesd lately, and I came across some teenager communities... i swear to god, each and every one of them wants to kill themselves, and each and every one of them has some sort of severe health problem (mentally and/or physically). what the fuck? Aren't there any well-adjusted kids out there? something is seriously wrong. look at the kids.

yeah

i bought one of those scratch lottery tickets today. i didn't win according to the numbers i scratched. but according to the code that gets scanned at the store, i won $3. rock on!

heh.

so,

i've decided i won't be watching TV until easter.

yes, that's right. No TV. BAD tv. Today is day two of 40, and I've already found myself once reaching for the remote just out of habit, rather than to watch any particular shows. it seems so... quiet, now. I didn't realize that turning on the TV had become a HABIT. That's fucking scary, considering what is on TV usually. there will be NO TV here. yes.

Please. "Google" is not a verb. brand names are not verbs. You're stupid.