To spammers,
In the times that I've never sent a chain letter I've have supposedly lost my best friend 89 times, I have earned 130 years of bad luck, my phone would have rung 38 times with good news, a clown should have molested me 69 times, my mother supposedly died 395 times, and I've died 275 times only to burn in hell for my accused hatred of God. You could send chain letters all you want, but nothing happens either way. Sorry for the rant, but this needed to be said.
Sincerely, someone whose sick of spam