101 books from Collegeboard.com Updated March 13th

Author Title
-- Beowulf- READ
Achebe, Chinua Things Fall Apart- READ
Agee, James A Death in the Family
Austen, Jane Pride and Prejudice
Baldwin, James Go Tell It on the Mountain
Beckett, Samuel Waiting for Godot
Bellow, Saul The Adventures of Augie March
Bronte, Charlotte Jane Eyre
Bronte, Emily Wuthering Heights
Camus, Albert The Stranger- READ: english and french
Cather, Willa Death Comes for the Archbishop
Cervantes, Miguel de Don Quixote
Chaucer, Geoffrey The Canterbury Tales
Chekhov, Anton The Cherry Orchard
Chopin, Kate The Awakening
Conrad, Joseph Heart of Darkness
Cooper, James Fenimore The Last of the Mohicans
Crane, Stephen The Red Badge of Courage
Dante Inferno
Defoe, Daniel Robinson Crusoe
Dickens, Charles A Tale of Two Cities
Dostoyevsky, Fyodor Crime and Punishment
Douglass, Frederick Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass
Dreiser, Theodore An American Tragedy
Dumas, Alexandre The Three Musketeers
Eliot, George The Mill on the Floss
Ellison, Ralph Invisible Man
Emerson, Ralph Waldo Selected Essays
Faulkner, William As I Lay Dying
Faulkner, William The Sound and the Fury
Fielding, Henry Tom Jones
Fitzgerald, F. Scott The Great Gatsby- READ
Flaubert, Gustave Madame Bovary
Ford, Ford Madox The Good Soldier
Goethe, Johann Wolfgang von Faust
Golding, William Lord of the Flies- read
Hardy, Thomas Tess of the d'Urbervilles
Hawthorne, Nathaniel The Scarlet Letter
Heller, Joseph Catch 22
Hemingway, Ernest A Farewell to Arms
Homer The Iliad
Homer The Odyssey
Hugo, Victor The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Hurston, Zora Neale Their Eyes Were Watching God
Huxley, Aldous Brave New World
Ibsen, Henrik A Doll's House
James, Henry The Portrait of a Lady
James, Henry The Turn of the Screw
Joyce, James A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
Kafka, Franz The Metamorphosis
Kingston, Maxine Hong The Woman Warrior
Lee, Harper To Kill a Mockingbird
Lewis, Sinclair Babbitt
London, Jack The Call of the Wild
Mann, Thomas The Magic Mountain
Marquez, Gabriel Garcia One Hundred Years of Solitude
Melville, Herman Bartleby the Scrivener
Melville, Herman Moby Dick
Miller, Arthur The Crucible
Morrison, Toni Beloved
O'Connor, Flannery A Good Man is Hard to Find
O'Neill, Eugene Long Day's Journey into Night
Orwell, George Animal Farm- READ
Pasternak, Boris Doctor Zhivago
Plath, Sylvia The Bell Jar
Poe, Edgar Allen Selected Tales
Proust, Marcel Swann's Way
Pynchon, Thomas The Crying of Lot 49
Remarque, Erich Maria All Quiet on the Western Front
Rostand, Edmond Cyrano de Bergerac
Roth, Henry Call It Sleep
Salinger, J.D. The Catcher in the Rye- READ
Shakespeare, William Hamlet
Shakespeare, William Macbeth- READ
Shakespeare, William A Midsummer Night's Dream
Shakespeare, William Romeo and Juliet- READ
Shaw, George Bernard Pygmalion
Shelley, Mary Frankenstein
Silko, Leslie Marmon Ceremony
Solzhenitsyn, Alexander One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich- READ
Sophocles Antigone- READ
Sophocles Oedipus Rex
Steinbeck, John The Grapes of Wrath
Stevenson, Robert Louis Treasure Island
Stowe, Harriet Beecher Uncle Tom's Cabin
Swift, Jonathan Gulliver's Travels
Thackeray, William Vanity Fair
Thoreau, Henry David Walden
Tolstoy, Leo War and Peace
Turgenev, Ivan Fathers and Sons
Twain, Mark The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn- READ
Voltaire Candide-read (French)
Vonnegut, Kurt Jr. Slaughterhouse-Five- READ
Walker, Alice The Color Purple- READ
Wharton, Edith The House of Mirth
Welty, Eudora Collected Stories
Whitman, Walt Leaves of Grass
Wilde, Oscar The Picture of Dorian Gray
Williams, Tennessee The Glass Menagerie- READ
Woolf, Virginia To the Lighthouse

Saturday night in Minneapolis

After working for eight and a half hours today at the U of M Aquatic Center, lifeguarding, I was ready to just go home, make a little dinner, get some exercise, and enjoy the sunlight. Because of the recent rain, allergies seem to have taken over the entire state of Minnesota, with people coughing, sneezing, and itching, it's delicious. Since about 7:00pm I have sneezed more than my monthly capacity, not really appetizing, sorry.
After walking to my local (Seward) Co-Op to buy some milk and fruit, I felt a little better but still very stuffy/itchy. The caretaker of my building has been helping me repair the bike I received from my dad, which is at least 30+ years old, so he was over working a little bit on that, while also trying to figure out why our second floor apartment has NO cold water pressure.
Since 7:00pm he has since taken apart some of the pipes in the basement, sawed off others, clanged a lot, and completely hindered the ability to have water for the rest of the evening, or the next week. This isn't really a problem, I actually find it more amusing because it seemed to be a simple project of cleaning up the rusty pipes a bit, to now trying to remove and replace pipes that have probably been in that basement for 100 years! (And yes, i do live in a 100+ year old building, it's gorgeous:After watching a little Harry Potter, I talked to my sister-in-law Andrea who told me to go look outside because of the beautiful crescent moon. I had forgotten up until this point that tonight there were fireworks in downtown Minneapolis, and I could hear them from my apartment (I don't really live in proximity of the downtown area, but because I live right next to the Mississippi *sneeze, sneeze* river, the sound echoed). I went out to the Franklin bridge and already saw at least 20 people on the bridge looking up river at the fireworks.

This was a really neat experience, a ton of the people in my neighborhood crept out of their houses to come see the fireworks, the best show I have ever seen (and it didn't even hurt my ears!) Families with their kids, gay couples, people of every ethnicity, people on bikes, at least 15 cars pulling over on the side of the bridge to get out and watch- it's not something I think a lot of "city folk" get to experience.

At the end of the finale, the old man on his bike says "god bless, everyone, goodnight" and rode away.

Love this video

Roma Research Paper

This was a semester-long research paper for my International ethics and global citizenship class, therefore the paper is pretty long (though interesting), skim if you would like!

Research Question
To what extent do the Roma minority residing in Central and Eastern Europe face racial discrimination within public education systems due to governmental inaction and how do these discriminations violate human rights law?


Introduction

The Roma, or Romani, emigrated from northern India to Europe and now have communities across the globe. The greatest populations of Roma are found in Romania, Bulgaria, Poland, and the Czech Republic. Among other minority groups, the Roma have faced severe discrimination and racism not only as individuals but as established communities. The governments of many European nation-states have made progress in improving the rights of Roma but many are still lacking in certain spheres, especially within public education systems. For example, both Poland and the Czech Republic (relatively new members to the European Union) are continuously under review for human rights violations and discriminations within education programs against Roma children. The segregation of Roma children into all-Roma or mentally handicapped schools violates national and international human rights discrimination laws and has a damaging effect on individuals and communities alike, as can be seen in the comparison between treatment of Roma in the Czech Republic and Poland.

Roots of Discrimination

To clearly understand who the Roma are and why they are discriminated against, it is necessary to look at their broader history in Europe and the Roma cultural background. Presently, the Roma are still mistaken to come from Romania, though they were originally thought to be Muslims from Turkey or Egypt by Europeans because of their skin color. Because of this association, these Europeans established the commonly used name “gypsy or gyptians” for the Roma. (Hancock). The first European to formally research the origins of Roma was a Hungarian theologian named Stefan Vali who met several Indians during his studies in Holland in 1763 and noticed their similarities to the Roma in his homeland, including ties within languages. Since then, studies have shown that Roma come from the Punjab region in India and have been claimed to come from the lowest caste within Indian society (History and Origin). This trend of prejudice continues unfortunately, due to their racial profile and norms which differ from those of most Europeans. However, Europeans cannot solely be blamed for the exclusion of Roma from popular culture in society; Roma distance themselves in attempts to retain their ethnic identity (which differs from Europeans in terms of dress, dance, social norms, etc). Potentially a consequence of this distancing, Roma suffered and continue to suffer from being ‘otherized’ within Europe and are victims of consistent discrimination and human rights violations.

Concerns by national and international communities

One of the major concerns of human rights violations against the Roma by governments is the discrimination within education systems. Roma children have been placed into all-Roma schools or remedial ‘special’ schools overwhelmingly across Europe, against the wishes or unbeknownst to the families of the children.
“According to reasonable estimates, Roma are at least fifteen times more likely to be placed in remedial schools than non-Roma. A student who has completed remedial special school has greatly restricted choices in secondary education compared to a student who has completed mainstream primary school” (A Special Remedy p11).
Evidence shows that segregation has not only short term effects but also a continuous negative impact on Roma communities which do not receive equal education opportunities and therefore hinder growth in the future.

Reasons for Concern

This paper focuses on the treatment of Roma within education systems and therefore the actual placement of Roma children into schools will be examined. Fundamental to the exclusion of Roma in the Czech Republic is an effectively segregated education system which prevents contact between Roma and non-Roma. The primary technique for initiating this process is to place Roma children into schools for handicapped children. Romani children are disproportionately placed in these schools because they underperform in tasks designed for Czech students because of inadequate testing formats, and because of the racist attitudes of school authorities. Roma children are rarely placed in such schools for actually having a mental handicap (A Special Remedy p11). According to the Czech government’s own estimates, around 75 percent of Roma children are transferred to or directly enrolled in remedial special schools; the system has been proven to produce unreliable and racially biased intelligence testing results as a primary means of evaluating children’s abilities. These results determine the future education of Romani children and unfortunately the children produce low test scores in account of having inadequate proficiency in the language of the intelligence test such as Polish or Czech (Stigmata p11). The inability for a student to not be fluent in the language taught in school is not adequate reason to be deemed mentally handicapped.

In Poland, Roma children face similar hardships as those in the Czech Republic: segregated or “gypsy classes” were established which coincides with segregation into special classes for the mentally handicapped, similar to the structure in the Czech Republic. A final reason for concern of the treatment of these school children is the racially motivated abuse of Romani children in Polish schools by teachers and students alike. All of the above discriminations occur because of racial and ethnic prejudice systemically rooted in society.

Violations

Poland and the Czech Republic, the two nation states that have been chosen for this review on Roma rights, joined the European Union within the last eight years; the E.U. is an organization that is expected to react when its member governments’ violate international law. The most directly corresponding law violated by these two European nations in terms of their education programs can be found in The European Convention on Human Rights in Article 14, Prohibition on Discrimination:
“The enjoyment of the rights and freedoms set forth in this Convention shall be secured without discrimination on any ground such as sex, race, color, language, religion, political or other opinion, national or social origin, association with a national minority, property, birth or other status” (Council of Europe).
Many governments have clearly violated this article in terms of discrimination within their education systems due to the race, color, language, and association with a national minority of Roma children. They are visibly of a different race than European populations; they often do not have a strong grasp of a nation’s language due to their tendency to speak Romani at home, and are considered a national minority within both Poland and the Czech Republic, along with many other European nation states. The Roma communities do not enjoy rights and freedoms without discrimination.

Another European law which nation states have violated is found in the Protocol to the Convention for the Protection of Human Rights and Fundamental Freedoms written in Paris in 1952 by the Council of Europe, Article 2- Right to Education: “No person shall be denied the right to education” (Council of Europe). A flaw in the Convention for the Protection of Human Rights and Fundamental Freedoms is that many European nations were unable to ratify it due to their nation-state status (such as being part of the former USSR, Yugoslavia, or a satellite nation), like Poland. Only in 1993 did Poland became a party to the Convention and only in 1977 did Poland become a party to the Covenants (of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights): The International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights along with the International Covenant on Economic, Social and Cultural Rights were adopted by the United Nations in 1966 to specify the catalogue of human rights set forth in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights (Polish Helsinki Foundation).

Both of the above European protocols for human rights protections were rooted in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and adopted and proclaimed by the General Assembly of the United Nations in 1948. One of the essential articles in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights which Poland and the Czech Republic have violated is Article 7:
“All are equal before the law and are entitled without any discrimination to equal protection of the law. All are entitled to equal protection against any discrimination in violation of this Declaration and against any incitement to discrimination” (Universal Declaration).
The second right that Roma have been deprived of is their Right to Education, Article 26:
1. Everyone has the right to education.
2. Education shall be directed to the full development of the human personality and to the strengthening of respect for human rights and fundamental freedoms. It shall promote understanding, tolerance, and friendship among all nations, racial or religious groups, and shall further the activities of the U.N. for the maintenance of peace.
3. Parents have a prior right to choose the kind of education that shall be given to their children (Universal Declaration).
Though these declarations and conventions have been established by the United Nations and the Council of Europe there is still little leverage that they have alongside NGOs and human rights organizations to force governments to improve their treatment of Roma. It is not that countries are proclaiming national sovereignty over their mistreatment of Roma or other minority groups, but rather that the governments are denying that there are major problems within the education departments.

One of the foremost reasons why Roma are still being discriminated against on a daily basis within education systems is because there are few consequences for these systems if they do not follow the ‘recommendations’ of the U.N. or other organizations. Governments in turn are not openly offering ways to improve their actions. These recommendations are more consistently being provided by Roma rights organizations, such as the European Roma Rights Centre, than the United Nations or the European Union.
For example, in the fall of 2008, a coalition of Roma rights groups outlined several steps the Czech government should take to end the segregation of Roma students, which was sent to the Committee of Ministers of the Council of Europe in hopes that the Council would put pressure on the Czech authorities. These steps included but were not restricted to:
1. “Enacting national legislation requiring public authorities to desegregate the educational system.
2. Declaring publicly the goal of providing equal access to educational opportunities for all by 2015, creating a comprehensive strategic plan for achieving that goal, and allocating funding for enacting the plan.
3. Providing better information to Roma parents on the benefits of integration (Rights Groups Press)”.
Though these improvements would certainly be beneficial to the Roma communities within the Czech Republic, there is little that activists can do but continue to promote desegregation and hope that governments and larger organizations will listen and take action.

Poland

As a case study on Roma rights, Poland is improving in its standards but still has large gaps in equality between Roma and non-Roma children concerning education. In Poland, though the Roma community is smaller than in other Central and Eastern European countries, estimates range from 30,000 - 50,000 people (Roma in Poland After 1989 p15), there is a conscious ignorance by the Polish government towards the treatment of Roma.
In 1992, the Polish government implemented a program that began grouping Roma children into segregated classes of questionable quality (below standard). Stanislaw Opocki, the Catholic priest who initiated this program, described the all-Roma classes as a means to help dropouts or kids who had problems at school because of their family situation or poor grades (Kosc). Such family situations may have included language barriers; however, many of these so-called “Gypsy classes” are still in operation today against the will of many parents and students (Roma in Poland After 1989 p 149). The “Gypsy classes” were not uncommon in 1992 in Europe and the pedagogical goals were derived from actual stereotypes of the Roma. The classes enforced basic hygiene and taught Polish culture, though few Roma or Polish cultural lessons were taught in mainstream Polish classrooms and lessons of hygiene were not common in Polish classrooms.
According to the Malopolska Education Society's Derkowska (a district Education Council), the very existence of all-Roma classes is discriminatory because the work load and the level of difficulty are nowhere near those of regular classes and the preach inferiority of the Roma as a minority group. Poland faces judgment of European and international courts and organizations due to its treatment of Roma students within its education system. The Polish Constitution declares “universal and equal access to education for all citizens” but Poland certainly is not putting these words to action (Kosc). The European Roma Rights Centre is of the position that Roma children in Poland cannot experience their right to education unless the Polish government implements comprehensive school desegregation (p 164), simple laws without actions are ineffective.

This is not to imply that no efforts have been made to desegregate schools or improve the value of education for Roma children. To combat discrimination, the Polish government launched a two-year pilot Romani integration program in Malopolska in 2001. The program is being expanded nationwide and is set to run until 2013. Acknowledging the shortcomings of the all-Romani classes, the Education Ministry now calls for a new approach that would gradually eliminate them (Kosc). The gains that the Polish government made have exceeded those of other European nation-states.

Czech Republic

Czech Republic is another post-communist state which struggles with the place for Roma within society. One of ways the Czech government establishes a hold on education is that it regulates the transfer of children from one school to another. Most often Roma children from mainstream schools are moved to schools for children with health disabilities (History and Origin). These children are also placed into these schools but are not provided with any plan to be reintegrated into regular schools. Because the government’s Educational Decree on integrating schools is solely focused on children with health disabilities, it has no provisions for the integration of children from socially disadvantaged backgrounds (implying Roma), nor does it provide any supportive measures for this category of children (Rights Group). Consequently, this allows Czech authorities to be under no obligation to integrate children from socially disadvantaged backgrounds into regular schools or classes after having spent years within special or remedial schools, even if they are deemed capable of handling a regular school. This serious loop hole within Czech law is not only unconstitutional, it also violates international law.

These actions by the government show little progress from the 1990 census which declared 46.4% of Roma children in the Czech Republic were in remedial special schools, compared with only 3.2% of non-Roma children; a Roma child was therefore about fifteen times more likely to have been judged to have “intellectual deficiencies” (A Special Remedy p22). As can be seen by the continuous pull for complete integration of Roma into mainstream schools from NGOs and human rights organizations, the consequences of a “disproportionate allocation to schools for the mentally handicapped affects the current and future prospects of at least 25,000 Roma children presently in primary schools in the Czech Republic, as well as numerous other Roma whose lives have been ruined by the school system” (A Special Remedy p 29). The European Roma Rights Centre appropriately demonstrates that not only do the segregation policies have short term consequences of reduced quality education and subordinate curricula; the damaging impacts of placing children into “special schools” tells them that they are inferior students to their Czech counterparts and that they have few capabilities to succeed in education in the future. The Czech government is not only physically slowing the education of Roma students; it has set up a psychologically degrading education system that ensures they will fail.

The Czech government is finally facing retribution for its actions. According to Human Rights Watch and Interrights (the international center for the legal protection of human rights), in late 2007 the European Court of Human Rights ruled that the Czech government engaged in indirect discrimination against Roma children, which is a major step forward (for international human rights enforcement) in implementing the European Convention of Human Rights (Roma Children Denied). This landmark case originated in 1999, where 18 Roma students were placed into “special schools” without a choice, the children were not given any chance to reintegrate throughout their years in the special schools. The case was also seen earlier by the Court in 2006, though it was not passed on a 6-1 vote. The Court panel held, as “the system of special schools was not introduced solely to cater for Roma children” and therefore did not violate the European Convention of Human Rights (European Court Fails). The 2006 ruling was a setback to the case but it did not change the focus of the anti-discrimination battle. The Court finally ruled in 2007 that the practice of racial segregation in education violated Article 14 of the European Convention of Human Rights, which prohibits discrimination, taken together with Article 2 of Protocol 1, which secures the right to education (Landmark Victory). This case was supposed to open the floodgates for a turn-around in education policy toward the Roma, but similar to other international human rights courts, the European Court for Human Rights has little capacity to enforce its ruling. Despite “changes in legislation and a landmark ruling from Europe’s highest court, racial segregation of Roma children remains a fixture of education in the Czech Republic” (Rights Group).

European Union Roma Summit

The European Union plays an intrinsic role in pressuring its members to adhere to its policies and standards, specifically in terms of human rights. In September of 2008, a European Roma Summit was held in Brussels, Belgium. The Summit was the first time that EU institutions, national governments and civil society organizations from around Europe came together at the highest level to discuss the situation of Roma communities in the EU and to find ways to improve it. The involved parties became more aware that the inclusion of Roma is a joint responsibility of the Member States and the European Union. The European Commission is determined to act where it has the competence, in particular by ensuring that the legislation already passed is properly enforced (European Roma Summit). It is the combined pressure of an overarching institution such as the EU along with international human rights law, NGO’s, and Roma activist organizations that will eventually force European nations to end their mistreatment within education systems.

Conclusion

In spite of the continuing efforts by reputable organizations like the European Roma Rights Centre, Amnesty International, Human Rights Watch, and hundreds of other organizations, European governments are ultimately failing by inaction to change the school-by-school policies regarding the treatment of Roma students. The categorization of Roma as mentally-handicapped on an overarching level is of the greatest concerns for international human rights groups, as well as the segregation of students into Roma-only schools. Not only have these actions violated each nation state’s Constitutional laws, they have completely disregarded the Council of Europe and the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. The Czech and Polish governments have made some efforts in improving the education rights to Roma but their work is unhurried due to minimal consequences against them if they do not comply with international standards. Though governments would feel the benefits of finally following their national and international laws, the greatest impact of changing the behavior towards Roma education rights would be seen within every classroom and every student who finally would be provided with equal standards for education they were given the right to by the Universal Declaration of Human Rights in 1948, 60 years ago.









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Because I always loved this one

Interesting story posted my Garrison Keiler

After you've been to bed together for the first time,
without the advantage or disadvantage of any prior acquaintance,
the other party very often says to you,
Tell me about yourself, I want to know all about you,
what's your story? And you think maybe they really and truly do

sincerely want to know your life story, and so you light up
a cigarette and begin to tell it to them, the two of you
lying together in completely relaxed positions
like a pair of rag dolls a bored child dropped on a bed.

You tell them your story, or as much of your story
as time or a fair degree of prudence allows, and they say,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
each time a little more faintly, until the oh
is just an audible breath, and then of course

there's some interruption. Slow room service comes up
with a bowl of melting ice cubes, or one of you rises to pee
and gaze at himself with mild astonishment in the bathroom mirror.
And then, the first thing you know, before you've had time
to pick up where you left off with your enthralling life story,
they're telling you their life story, exactly as they'd intended to all
along,

and you're saying, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
each time a little more faintly, the vowel at last becoming
no more than an audible sigh,
as the elevator, halfway down the corridor and a turn to the left,
draws one last, long, deep breath of exhaustion
and stops breathing forever. Then?

Well, one of you falls asleep
and the other one does likewise with a lighted cigarette in his mouth,
and that's how people burn to death in hotel rooms.

"Life Story" by Tennessee Williams, from The Collected Poems of Tennessee Williams. © New Directions, 2002.

Economic perspective

I've discovered that one of vending machines in the basement in my building has a small "issue". When you press D2, to get the 3 peanut butter cups package for 1$, you actually get that package, and the candy in the little isle next to it. It is amazingly satisfying watching the metal wires rotate and two candies fall, 2 for the price of one.
Too bad the rest of the world economy doesn't act in such a manner.

Susan Boyle

Check out this video on youtube, it'll blow you away..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il5TBgD9kHI

BROWNIE FAIL

Note; canola oil is not an adequate substitute for vegetable oil when making brownies.

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Wednesday again

I feel that this Wednesday is going much better than the last.. considering I am sitting in the class i left at the same last week and feeling remarkably better. Despite still not being very interested in this class (or at least a lot of the history of analysis we have to read- note this is a class on the American Presidency), coming to lecture is interesting and does help my understanding
Despite being my third class of the day (no it doesn't sound like a lot but I have a short attention span) I am doing pretty well.
I just received my grade for one of my midterms written right before Spring break and I was happy with the grade. Also I am watching the film Cyrano in my french class and if you've seen it you will understand the humor and brilliance of it. I highly recommend it, despite if you speak french or not (subtitles!)

I am in the process of planning my trip to Europe this summer to visit my parents, Seth, and Elizabeth in their respective countries: Hungary, Ukraine, and Ireland! I am very excited.

Snowed some today and it is pretty cold and windy out right now but I feel that spring is not a long ways off
This is a picture of a beautiful walking path next to the Mississippi river, submerged due to the recent flooding. Though here it looks quite pretty it is causing problems in other parts of the city and because of our recent snow the river crest still cannot be predicted. Though we have nowhere near the problems of Fargo/Moorehead, I have never seen the Mississippi this high before.

Hope you have a wonderful weekend wherever this finds you
Morley

Wednesday..busy day

The last few weeks have been particularly busy with classwork and then working at the pool during spring break all week and now back to the rigorous demands of papers and group projects.
It is snowing again here in Minneapolis but we are fortunate to not be in Fargo or the surrounding area currently, I cannot even imagine.
(Flooding and 2 million sandbags, let's just keep it at that).
In my third class of the day, waiting for the class to start and the not very well made sandwich in my stomach to digest along with my soy fruit shake (it looked good!) and the 50 chocolate covered almonds I must have eaten in my last class.
This week is a week for decisions, whether my own or around me. I find out tomorrow whether or not I got a job at the Freshman and Transfer Student Orientation office....

And it's Thursday night. I slept 11 hours last night after feeling slightly ill so that helped me to start my day.
I declared my French minor today which made me feel like my education is moving along at a good speed, not too slow, not too fast. Also worked tonight at the U of M Rec Center (where I lifeguard) and saw 4 U of M swimmers who were making a video.. not sure what about, but were chugging gallons of milk and proceeding to swim, two of the boys puking in the pool. A wonderful experience!

Time to go to bed, have to get up for my 5:45 shift tomorrow.
Morley

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11 mile bike ride: Priceless

Last week in the body of Morley

Sunday March 8th: ~thirty minute run, approx three miles
Monday: 40 minute run, approx four miles
Tuesday: 1000 yd swim and three minutes of brick tread
Wednesday: Rest day
Thursday: 1000yd swim
Friday: Rest/Lazy day
Saturday: 20 minute run and lots of walking around the hockey arena
Sunday: 50 min run- about 5.3 miles

ze weather

Smile, you be livin' in TC

Winter Storm Watch for Hennepin County, MN

from 7 am CDT, Tue., Mar. 10, 2009 until 7 am CDT, Wed., Mar. 11, 2009

Issued by The National Weather Service
Minneapolis, MN
3:37 am CDT, Mon., Mar. 9, 2009

... WINTER STORM WATCH IN EFFECT FROM TUESDAY MORNING THROUGH WEDNESDAY MORNING...

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN TWIN CITIES/CHANHASSEN HAS ISSUED A WINTER STORM WATCH... WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM TUESDAY MORNING THROUGH WEDNESDAY MORNING.

THE WINTER STORM WATCH HAS BEEN EXPANDED TO INCLUDE THE NORTHERN AND WESTERN TWIN CITIES METRO AREA. THE WATCH ALSO INCLUDES AREAS FROM ST. JAMES AND NEW ULM THROUGH LITCHFIELD AND MONTICELLO THEN THROUGH CAMBRIDGE TO AMERY... WISCONSIN. AFTER A PERIOD OF MIXED PRECIPITATION TYPES TUESDAY MORNING ACCUMULATING SNOWS ARE EXPECTED IN THE EARLY AFTERNOON THROUGH THE EVENING. SOME AREAS WILL LIKELY SEE SNOW TOTALS OF AT LEAST 6 INCHES... ESPECIALLY JUST NORTH AND WEST OF THE TWIN CITIES. NORTHWEST WINDS WILL ALSO INCREASE TO AT LEAST 30 MPH WITH GUSTS AROUND 40 MPH TUESDAY AFTERNOON AND NIGHT. THIS WILL CAUSE AREAS OF VERY LOW VISIBILITY ACROSS OPEN COUNTRY.

A WINTER STORM WATCH MEANS THERE IS A POTENTIAL FOR SIGNIFICANT SNOW... SLEET... OR ICE ACCUMULATIONS THAT MAY IMPACT TRAVEL. CONTINUE TO MONITOR THE LATEST FORECASTS.

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... A COMBINATION OF HEAVY SNOW AND BLOWING SNOW EXPECTED ACROSS MUCH OF WESTERN AND CENTRAL MINNESOTA BEGINNING TUESDAY...

.THE WINTER STORM WATCH HAS BEEN EXPANDED EAST AND SOUTH TO NOW INCLUDE AREAS FROM ST. JAMES THROUGH THE NORTHERN AND WESTERN TWIN CITIES METRO TO AMERY... WISCONSIN. A BLIZZARD WATCH HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR THAT PORTION WEST CENTRAL MINNESOTA WEST OF A LINE FROM ALEXANDRIA TO BENSON TO GRANITE FALLS. HEAVY SNOW AND INCREASING WINDS WILL AFFECT WEST CENTRAL AND MUCH OF CENTRAL MINNESOTA TUESDAY MORNING. ACCUMULATING SNOWS WILL EXPAND EAST INTO THE TWIN CITIES METRO AREA EARLY TUESDAY AFTERNOON. HEAVY SNOWS WILL CONTINUE THROUGH TUESDAY EVENING... TAPERING OFF OVERNIGHT. HOWEVER... NORTHWEST WINDS OF AT LEAST 30 MPH WITH GUSTS AROUND 40 MPH WILL CONTINUE THROUGH THE NIGHT. SNOWFALL AMOUNTS SHOULD RANGE FROM 5 TO 10 INCHES ACROSS MUCH OF WEST CENTRAL AND CENTRAL MINNESOTA. THE HEAVIER AMOUNTS WILL PROBABLY BE WEST AND NORTH OF THE TWIN CITIES IN SUCH COMMUNITIES AS WILLMAR... LITTLE FALLS..ST. CLOUD... GLENWOOD ... ALEXANDRIA... MORA AND MILACA.

THE COMBINATION OF SNOW AND STRONG NORTHWEST WINDS MAY CAUSE BLIZZARD CONDITIONS IN WEST CENTRAL MINNESOTA. LOW VISIBILITY IN BLOWING AND DRIFTING SNOW IS ALSO EXPECTED ACROSS THE REMAINDER OF CENTRAL AND WEST CENTRAL MINNESOTA INTO WEDNESDAY MORNING. IN ADDITION... RAPIDLY FALLING TEMPERATURES WILL OCCUR TUESDAY AFTERNOON IN WESTERN MINNESOTA AND ACROSS THE AREA TUESDAY NIGHT. WIND CHILLS TUESDAY NIGHT WILL FROM FROM 20 TO 25 BELOW ZERO ACROSS THE WATCH AREA.

ANYONE WITH TRAVEL PLANS ON TUESDAY INTO WEDNESDAY SHOULD STAY TUNED FOR LATER FORECAST AND WINTER WEATHER PRODUCT UPDATES ON THIS DEVELOPING STORM SITUATION.

Morley is.. running?!

Went for a run today and it actually felt pretty good. Legs are a little sore since I haven't been running in oh.. 9 months or so. But the river was beautiful with plenty of light at 6:00 just made it great. Feeling very good despite mid-term stress. Hope you are doing well
Love, Moo

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'Nuff said.. Jewel of India=mmmGOOD

CHRIS

I don't even have to log in anymore!!!

Green

When the wind blows and the crystals tumble aimlessly from the sky there seems no end, you embrace.

You live in America’s refrigerator. They apologize for not even giving you freezer status, but don’t rebel. You can put on a winter jacket and shorts and you might get a few odd looks but mostly the twitching action that parks on their faces. Why a random stranger could look out of the window of their winterized convertible and smile at you, considering owning a winterized convertible in Minnesota is already a reason to self destruct a smile, nobody is quite sure.

The color of this land cannot be described simply by my words nor your eyes. The melting cherry dust that held as the background of a late afternoon Minneapolis is as near as charming as the piercing white that is the St. Joseph farmlands in the depths of an April blizzard. It is the brown muddy sidewalks in February that you detest not because of the dirt or the lack of order and shine that only bigcitiesouteast can provide, but rather because there should never be mud in February.

Seasonal Affective Disorder. In Duluth, Bimidji, or Ely, it’s not a disorder. It’s what you experience if you don’t live. You must dig for the green. Under those three and a half feet of snow with a top layer of shivering ice there surely is the fresh green grass of spring waiting for you, if only you could shovel. “UP NORTH”, you must live to survive. You must live by the words of Kermit.

When green is all there is to be, it can make you wonder why, but why wonder. I’m green and it’ll do fine, it’s beautiful, and I think it’s what I want to be.

The latest event of where I be: the green bud of the neighborhood tree

Urban Hero

Thanks to E.A.Super

2008, briefly

2008 IS OVER, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?


- Lose a best friend?
Not a best one, but a few close ones

- Stayed single almost the whole year?
Not a chance

- Kissed someone new?
Nope, same kisses through 2008

-Had your heart broken?
Nope (: Wow it was a good year

-Had a stalker?
Not that I am aware of..

- Done something you've regretted?
Yes. I'm learning, step by step

-Cut class ?
Indeed, those early cold mornings at CSB really get to you sometimes..

- Were involved in something you' ll never forget?
Definitely!

- Visited a different country?
mmm.. not a new country, but I did got to Hungary and Austria

- Lost something important to you?
My poor little lost bike seat

-Got a gift you adore ?
MY GUITAR!!!

- Tripped over a coffee table ?
Stuck my foot in a cup..? maybe that was 2007..

- Dyed your hair?
Nope

- Came close to losing your life?
In a mental state, yes

- Read a great book?
yes many

-Saw one of your favorite bands / artists live?
Not my favourite, considering I don't even know who that would be

2008: Your Love Life...

-Did you meet anyone special? Friends yes, but I already met my special someone

-Did you fall in love? Fell in love all over again

-Do you like someone right now? Yessireee

2008: Friends and Enemies

-Did you meet any new friends this year?
Quite a few yes

-Did you dislike anyone?
Came to unfortunately, yes

-Did you make any new enemies?
Enemies? I don't hate

-Did you grow apart from anyone?
Quite a few people on my path to becoming who I want to be

-Do you have any regrets when it comes to your friendships?
Yes, but we live and we learn, and we don't make the mistake again

2008: Your BIRTH DAY!
Did you have a cake?
I had many if I can remember correctly..

-Did you have a party ?
TWO!!

-Did you get any presents?
Yeah.. lots of goodies, dang that was long ago.. OH- I got a Tegan and Sara concert (:

If so what was the best thing you got? A City and Colour concert

2008: All about YOU
-Did you change at all this year?
More than in any other year

-Did you get your hair cut?
I did it my self!

-Did you change your style?
Yes and I'm starting to really like it

- Were you in school?
Most of the time, yes

-Did you get good grades?
hell yes!

-Did you have a job?
yeah.

-Did anyone close to you give birth?
Secret pregnancies anyone? Nope..

-Did you move at all?
I moved lots, but I think I finally found home

-Did you go on any vacations?
Hungary.. I think that's it. Oh, and Kenora!

-Would you change anything about yourself now?
More motivation, always slightly lacking

-Was 2008 a good year?
2008 Started amazingly and has ended strong, a few road bumps in the middle but I'm still cruising.