There are six Americans changing their diets to align with the new food pyramid, according to USDA Associate Commissioner for Surveys and Futility, Anna Clark.
“While it can be difficult to track trends in who chooses to adhere to governmental dietary guidance, a pattern emerged relatively quickly,” the Associate Commissioner reported. “All six are in Mr. Moore’s freshman health class at Central Fairview High School.”









I’m sure many of you remember the story, from November 2025, of the football (when I say “football” in this post, I mean “soccer”) match between Aston Villa and Maccabi Tel Aviv, held at Villa Park in the city of my birth, Birmingham, West Midlands, UK. The city where the “bin men” have been on strike since January 2025, and where the garbage has been piling up in the streets, and the rats have been running free, ever since. Birmingham. Home of the Lunar Society (which comprised, among others, eminent Victorians such as Matthew Boulton, James Watt, Josiah Wedgwood, Joseph Priestley and Erasmus Darwin) and the Arts and Crafts movement led by city native Edward Burne-Jones and his Oxford friend William Morris. A beautiful and once resurgent city (Britain’s second-largest) with more canals than Venice, whose city council declared itself bankrupt in September of 2023, and which is currently selling off assets hand-over-fist, among ongoing debate as to whether or not the cry of bankruptcy was justified, or simply politically expedient in the face of insurmountable DEI “pay equality” demands and spiraling out-of-control costs for its new city-wide IT system.


Yikes. I’ve been a follower for decades. One of the late Mr. She’s proudest boasts was that he’d taught his British-born wife to drink American Whiskey and to watch American football.