rorted's Journal

rorted is a boorish and bumbling basement-dwelling backbiter best known for his exploits trolling sydneysiders, aussielj and other Australian communities, and for generally being a disagreeable prick.

Despite saving the Eljayverse on multiple occasions, rorted seems unable to garner any respect whatsoever from the LJ community at large. His few 'frenz' are unfortunate souls who are either too polite to say no, or hangers-on for as-yet-uneventuated promises of interesting posts and/or full-frontal nudity.

Standing seven foot tall, with arms like tree trunks, rorted's eyes are like steel: cold, hard. He sports a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell. Oh, and he likes using the word 'cunt'.