http://www.conservapedia.com/Obama#Religious_affiliations
So according to Conservapedia, the conservative Wikipedia (which of course is touted as more accurate with less liberal "bias"), it is "likely" that Obama will be sworn in on the Koran. How will he accomplish this feat with everyone watching, you say? Why, by using a HOLLOWED OUT BIBLE with the Koran inside. *headdesk*
Source: http://www.conservapedia.com/Talk:Barack_Obama#Apparently_no_Koran_for_Inauguration...
What do these people want? Even if they open up the Bible and show them that yes, in fact, it is the Bible, I'm sure that won't satisfy them. Also, if Obama really were a Muslim (which he quite obviously isn't) getting sworn in on the Bible would mean jack and shit to him, so he would have no need to ( I can't believe I'm actually typing these words) hollow out a Bible and slip the Koran inside.
As someone over at sf_drama said in their writeup, "And inside that, I'm sure, will be an even smaller copy of the Communist Manifesto, which will contain the Gay Agenda encoded in a microdot."
Seriously, guys? What is wrong with some people? As if it would really matter if he was a Muslim anyway. People in this country need to get the fuck over religious divisiveness.
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