Um-nooo, the last of the mohicans. Sontoloyo series 81.

1. After listening to what's said by UMNO people at their recent PAU, I feel like saying, beam me up Scotty . 

2. It's a gathering of brainless idiots pouring out inanities, often contradicting themselves. 

3. Enough has made us feel nauseated about UMNO has no maruah,but I'll remain in UMNO anyway. 

4 . Now, we all know that UMNO is a party with no maruah. It's the star strek character, the Klingons, who will cling on to power by any means necessary 

5. By herr Akmals definition, UMNO has no maruah . 

6. Deciding to still stay with the party, he has shown he is a bloody fake and a phoney. 

7. Why should sensible malays listen to Adolph Akmal? 

8. After berating DAP mercilessly, he says he can win Jasin with DAP cooperation. 

9. Is the DAP a prostitute he paid for at a Melaka whorehouse? 

10. If he wants a dogsbody , he can ask ah wee or Babu viges. 

11. He's, at best, a comic relief for us to destress with or at worst, something unpleasant you flicked off with a stick from your boots after you walked through the gutter. 

12. Not to be outdone, the Javanese neantherthal has come up with his own variety of imbecilic ideas. 

13. He has extended the peace pipe to ah wee and Babu viges. 

14. To come back into the fold of Barisan Neraka and to Merrily squeeze the rakyat 

15. You can be sure, the 2 Casper or Lucifer as they maybe, will join, only to realize they have been zoomed by the Javanese neantherthal 

16. Because at the same time, the UMNO 'presideng' has mooted the idea of a grand coalition of Malay supremacists and fascists. 

17. If the idea comes to fruition, where do Mr White and Mr black fit in? 

18. True, it's an idea at the moment, but wee and viges must know Malay supremacism is at the back of jahids mind . 

19. And how can a smarmy, pliant and stupid journalist in all honesty, say that UMNO grassroot has warmed up to the idea of relaxing racial and religious bigotism? 

20. And now the UMNO presideng is toying up with the idea of a grand coalition of Malay supremacists? 

21. It's an attempt to suck up to UMNO or the journalist has got UMNO DNA . 

22. UMNO inhabits a world of palace intrigues and dissensions. 

23. It therefore judges others, especially the DAP to operate in the same way UMNO does- with teams A and B. 

24. That lie has been answered clearly and unequivocally by the DAP secgen. 

25. There you have it. An UMNO with no maruah, no integrity, cannot be believed and no support. 

26. Ignore the UMNO bootlickers; lets read the talqin for UMNO.

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UMNO PAU: a comedy of errors. Sontoloyo series 80.

1. If an FMT journalist can be arrested for sedition, then arrest Zahid comedy .

2. The Javanese Neanderthal is clearly asking UMNO malays to defy the law . And asking the king to also disrespect the law, by pardoning a convicted kleptocrat.

3. There is a stronger reason to arrest the Javanese Neanderthal than to arrest a poor journalist from FMT.

4. The FMT journalist is questioning the effects of a policy put in place by UMNO anyway

5. Like a DAP MP said, the journalist is arrested while politicians and other princelings linked to corruption are galivanting here there and fucking here there and everywhere .

6. So sorry to have to use expletives. But what to do; I am a rough and tumble country bumpkin .

7. Whatever happened to the 127 or more resolutions on the kleptocrat in chief?

8. Announced pompously and thunderously by the shrilling UMNO secgen.

9. Like most of what happened in the UMNO PAU, it's much thunder but little rain.

10. The plight of Mr X, the kleptocrat in chief was hardly thundered about.

11. Adolph Akmal was busy attacking windmills which he considered as DAP dragons.

12. After vowing to fight DAP all the way, he said he can win Jasin parliament by working with DAP. Is Herr Akmal licking his own spit?

13. Is this boy, all up there? Or has got a screw loose there?

14. It's not to him to determine where he contests. That's the job of ketua perhubungan, Fat Albert.

15. Unconsciously , Adolph Akmal is after the Melaka kms job. Be careful, Fat Albert , of the young dick.

16. The UMNO PAU recently was a comedy of errors, it's hard not to laugh.

17. The demagogue didn't speak about maruah. The one thing akmal alleges the party doesn't have if it stays with the PH government

18. Obviously he can't, because he has none having chosen to remain in the unprincipled party

19. Nor did he point out the failures of the PH government which warrants UMNO's exit .

20. The pemuda UMNO dangdut connoisseurs were probably entertained and deflected by Adolph Akmals rhetorics and histrionics and melodramatics.

21. The pemuda UMNO mediocres were sufficiently bamboozled by akmals histrionics especially his diatribes of DAP.

22 . Pray tell, how does DAP factor in, in the issues of UMNO's maruah and shortcomings of the government?

23. The PAU was equally comical when the Javanese neantherthal took center stage .

24. This PAU will be more remembered by the many nonsensical things said that things it didn't say .

25. The UMNO leaders didn't speak about 1 most important thing. How to weed out corruption and kleptocracy

26. How to apply paraquat and roundup to the foliage of corruption.

27. Instead,it's asking the Malays to defy the law and beseeched the king to also disrespect the law by pardoning the kleptocrat in chief

28. Binawe punya um ..nooo

29. That's more seditious and that's why Zahid deserves more to be arrested that the FMT guy

30. How do you reconcile this UMNO stand with the messages given by the King, sultan perak and ydpb negeri sembilan?

31. The king was the first person to speak about flying coffins. UMNO people thought it was said in jest.

32. He was deadly serious about it. He knows of the shenanigans in the military .

33. The recent arrests by sprm of a number of military top brass have vindicated the King.

34. The message to umno thickies should be clear .

35. Here is a king who will not tolerate corruption and graft. Punishments and comeuppance waits the convicted.

36. Not pardon. Not house arrest.

37. The sultan of perak also said something. His majesty lamented that greed has coloured the character of our society.

38. Begging your pardon Tuanku. Not the greed of god fearing ordinary people.

39. It's the greed of god defiant political and bureaucratic princelings .

40. Those given positions of trust, deserve more severe punishments. No molly coddle and treated gingerly.

41. Perhaps, the most devastating statement came from the negeri sembilan king.

42. He's surprised and disappointed that those convicted of stealing billions of ringgit are idolised and adulated

43. All taken, the statements by the King and the kings should send a clear message to the stubborn UMNO delegates .

44. Which is, that UMNO people and brainwashed Malays can shove the ideas of pardon, house arrest and other leniencies down their candy ass.

45. Meanwhile the comedy of errors in and UMNO continues.

46. Wak47 extends an olive branch to ah wee and apoo sarava. Ah wee is more perceptive of UMNO politics, apoo sarava less so. Maybe wak can also send him a bouquet of flowers.

47. At the same time, wak moots the idea of a grand coalition of Malay(fascist) parties .

48. Tell us please, where do ah wee and apoo fit in?

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Akmal the dysfunctional corporal, Adolph Akmal and UMNO the dysfunctional party. Sontoloyo series 79

1. I am celebrating to see akmal in UMNO.

2. In an earlier article, I said it is profitable to have this mad dog remain in um.,..nooo 

3 . With a joker like him around, who needs an enemy to bludgeon UMNO? 

4. Akmal has single handedly diminished UMNO and will destroy it eventually. Hurrah! 

5. With him remaining in UMNO, the PUKI party becomes the object of derision, despised and hated at even, seen as contemptuous and nauseating objectionable 

6. UMNO will be lucky if at GE16 , it will scrape through with 15 seats. Hope it's less. 

7. Now, everyone knows that this akmal is a bloody fake. 

8. Didn't he pompously tie his decision to quit UMNO, if UMNO remains with the PH government? 

9 . Because if UMNO chooses to remain, then it's clear it's a party with no maruah and amour propre. 

10. Well, UMNO, through the man most without maruah has chosen to stay 

11. By definition, UMNO has no maruah. By choosing to stay with UMNO, here doktor also has no maruah . 

12 . So akmal is a bloody fake. His pompous declaration that he seems to be the only person with maruah was only for show. Where got maruah lor? 

13. He was advertised to stay on by another bloke most un-maruah at all, the Javanese neantherthal. 

14. Later, we shall see the strongest reason as to why all law abiding citizens especially malays ought to stay away from UMNO and withdraw their support from this fascist party 

15. You know how fascism starts. First they amuse the masses by promising the sky and then they muzzle up the intelligentsia. UMNO does that. 

16. When 2 parties without maruah combine, what can they produce? Can something honourable come out from an unholy union? 

17. Let's not forget the Javanese neantherthal told all and sundry that he met reps of the arab prince who donated 2.6b to the kleptocrat in chief. That was a blatant lie. So what maruah are we talking about? 

18. He probably met up with a voluptuous Arab belly dancer where he proceeded to give her a few doses of Malaysian hospitality from his glorious loins. Spiced up with bubuk jawa of course! 

19. Have you seen what emanated from the assembly of the fascists? First of course, UMNO youth stole all the thunder from all the pondan tua.

20. The usual bellicose and fighting words, blame shifting and deflection and finding UMNO's bugbear and bete noire, the DAP of course . 

21. What can be more invigorating that shouts of fight here,fight there, fight everywhere. It's essential to keep the troops in line. 

22. Isn't akmal the malaysian Don quixote everyone depends to slay the Chinese dragons and Indian nagas, more of the DAP komodo. 

23. Screaming bellicose rants is the mandatory requirement of UMNO Pau. 

24. It's an axiom, you have to blame others for your shortcomings, failures and deficiencies.in UMNO's case, it's is it's favorite bugbear, DAP. 

25. DAP is the bete noire, the enfant terrible without which UMNO cannot gaslight the Malays. 

26. The chicken crossing the road, got flattened by a car driven by a DAP commissar. 

27. DAP is the white which the UMNO black needs to survive. 

28. That little Hitler, Adolph akmal has scammed all of us. Yes, that UMNO corporal. 

29. He has resigned his Malacca exco post, which doesn't count and is just a bangsawan. 

30. He's still an UMNO ADUN and UMNO youth chief, right? The party which he judges as having no maruah 

31. Being part of a party which has no maruah, can only mean he himself has no maruah! 

32. That little corporal, Adolph Akmal is both a fake and has scammed us. 

33. On what basis then, can he ever talk to malays about anything? 

34. Zilch, nothing , no moral basis from a no maruah person. 35. Have you ever heard UMNO talking about weeding out corruption? Public enemy number 1 and the country's scourge? 

36. Have you heard UMNO condemning kleptocracy and condemning the kleptocrat in chief instead of pestering the king to pardon the biggest kleptocrat? 

37. But since it has no maruah, where got shame? 38. Have you heard of UMNO's strategy to prosper the Malays, Malaysians and raising their incomes though productivity not through income transfers? 

39. About
bridging the rift of incomes between t40 and b40? 

40. About narrowing the disparities between. Urban areas and the countryside? 

41. But then we don't expect any meaningful improvements between urban areas and the countryside. 

42. Because the person in charge of rural deve is a thicky, no maruah, a liar and from UMNO! 

43. God have mercy on us. For all these , UMNO doesn't deserve our support.

44. Here is the strongest reason why we should stay away from umno. It's asking us to defy the law, justice and constitution. 

44a. Despite the law finding the kleptocrat in chief guilty, UMNO is asking us to beseech the king to pardon the biggest crook. 

45. Hoi cibais, the king is king to all Malaysians, not king to UMNO only. 

46. Meanwhile, the little corporal has come up with a few harebrained ideas 

47. He has made it his fulltime mission to fight DAP. Why? Envious that DAP performed better in seats won and DAP ministers are better performers? 

48. Wasn't it clear to him that the parties that beat UMNO are PN and PAS? 

49. And now he wants to send MCA to the slaughter house. Why doesn't he himself contest in kota Melaka? Title.

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A common man's view on DNAA, NFA and DAA. Part 2. Apa da? Sontoloyo series 78.

1. When the AGC announces NFA for Zahid komedi, it didn't go down well with the public.

2. Public responses shouldn't be decried upon. People have the right to air their thoughts.

3. People are surprised and asking, why is the AG so spirited in justifying the NFA to Zahid.

4. Doing so, he's politicizing the issue. Entering the realm of politics, the AG displays his amateurism.

5. That shows that intelligence in law does not transfer automatically into politics .

6. He therefore opens himself to varied thoughts from those more well versed in the art of politics.

7. It's as though he needs and uses politics to reinforce his legal decision.

8. Is that extra judicial means?

9. If we didn't allow political pressure from helping out the kleptocrat in chief, why do we allow political pressure to favour the Javanese neantherthal?

10. Let's be consistent. Let law and facts determine the fate of the Javanese neantherthal.

11. Please enlighten us , which part of your exhaustive investigations, nullify the prima facie ruling?

12. Aren't you really saying the judge then, was a thicky?

13. The whole episode, suggests that some fierce horse trading must have been transacted between the powers that be

14. From a purely political cost benefit analysis, if the horse trading entails the Javanese neantherthal becoming 100% pliant to the boss man PM, I am all for it .

15. It would be a waste if the plight of the Javanese neantherthal is not turned into something profitable for the PM and PH.

16. If this issue can make UMNO into a complete useful idiot, why not?

17. I would make sure UMNO remains completely submissive and pliable. Rein in mad dog akmal and other noise makers.

18. Otherwise let these people run amok in UMNO giving them enough rope to hang themselves and destroy UMNO.

19. Come GE16, UMNO is a limped dick which has finished it's biological mission .

20. If the PM thinks along these lines, he is a strategic thinker and an astute politician.

21. Hidup Nana Non!

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A common man's view on DNAA, NFA and DAA. Apa da? Sontoloyo series 77.

1. To a common man such as I, the decision of the AG in giving Zaid an NFA is plainly wrong . 

2. The AG must have relied on a statute. Perhaps article 145(3) of the constitution. 

3. Hence, the AG thinks he has a safety net. He thinks he's safe 

4. The common man, the one one who rides the KL rapid bus, does not think so. He thinks the AG has violated and butchered article 145. 

5. That article gives the AG the discretion to do good, not to do something unconscionable. Giving Zaid an NFA,the common man believes, is unconscionable. 

6. The sadder thing is, judges seemed to countenance the frolic of the AG in the woods. In the end, the AG pisses on you all. And all you can say,mmm, the piss tastes neck licking good. Dammn good! 

7. If judges keep quiet, condoning the violation it would seem all of them partipate in a group sex. 

8. If the AG can fall back on this statute, judges must have a residual right conferred by statute also, to affirm or reject the recommendation 

9. Not because the judge suka2, but because the judge carries the weight of public opinion which says, Zahid is guilty . 

10. In the court of public opinion, the public is saying, up yours Mr AG. 

11. I would very much like to see people from the bar council argue this case before a fearless judge 

12. The AGC nor the SPRM have not explained away, which part of the exhaustive further in vestigations, have erased the earlier finding of the judge then, that there was a prima facie case? 

13 .your legal argle bargle may convince the man on the Clapham omnibus or the man riding the KL rapid, but convincing an inquisitorial minded judge is another matter . 

14. Especially if it's before the same judge you are applying full acquittal. In effect,you are saying he's stupid for basing his prima facie decision on incomplete material 

15. Unless the AG has kau tim the judge to follow what the AGC requests. 

16. If that is so, then what Zaid Ibrahim, himself a lawyer told me once . 

17. Lawyers and judges are like eggs. They come in grades. A to E. E being the lowest. 

18. Let's see what grade, the judge hearing the acquittal application falls into. 

19. The AGC doth protest. We have full ownership of the application for full acquittal. We can do anything with it 

20. Wrong! The DNAA has become and the application for acquittal will become state owned . The AG tak boleh cakap apa. The judge will decide. 

21. It's not up to AG to declare finality or say zaids NFA is over once and for all. Don't rob that prerogative from the judge. 

22. It's not over until the fat lady sings. 

To be continued.,..see? Only I can declare the article's finality.

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The deepest cut. Sontoloyo series 76.

1. There are 3 latin terms that I would use in response to his reprimand on Yb yby.

2. These are Actus dei nemini facit injuriam, lex naturalis and force majeure .

3. If justices Alice loke and Colin Sequerah were restrained by these, would they have reached the rulings they did? Involving the penyakau in chief?

4. They didn't. The went by facts and law. No romanticism or sentimentalism

5. No reference to the fact that the kleptocrat in chief is the son of the much revered tun Razak. Tun Razak has earned a place in the annals of history, the son has a place in the anus of history .

6. Some people cannot accept that greatness is not necessary inherited . These people cannot differentiate between ascribed and achieved status

7. Hey, it's not my fault if you haven't read Marsh McLuhan or David McClelland.

8. The deeds done by the kleptocrat in chief is certainly not ascribed or inherited. They are achieved on his own.

9. What the son has done is no reflection of the father. The behavior is grafted while growing up.

10. As to the misfortune that has befallen the kleptocrat in chief, it's a freak thing, Actus dei, lex naturalis, force majeure.

11. If we can't blame these, we certainly can't celebrate because of them.

12. What has befallen the kleptocrat in chief is the result of his own doing

13. Because it's due to human frailty, others have a right to disapprove of it. Even in the form of celebration.

14. The most people celebrate is in the form of some verbal outpouring. It's not as if people jump up with joy of open bottles of wine.

15. And most celebrate not at the misery that has befallen the kleptocrat in chief, but at the triumph of the rule of law, triumph of justice and thank God for the presence of fearless judges not unnerved by the stature of the person in the dock

16. I know that justices like Alice loke and justice Sequerah need no public validation and approbation, but many including I, want to thank them for standing up..a big thank you to justices Alice loke and justice Sequerah.

17. The UMNO people are disappointed with the addendum ruling and completely silenced by the 1MDB ruling, but don't take up your disappointment and frustration on Yeoh bee yin

18. You don't even know what she and others celebrated.

19. We are not responsible nor accountable as to how UMNO people and kleptocrat apologists fee and frankly, we don't give a damn!

20. But what we are most disappointed with are the responses of those with bourgeois and genteel sense of justice.

21..Mr X did the crimes , people like been yin gets the flak? Please explain the logic to a samdol like me.

22. Reprimand from your boss is the deepest cut of them all. We don't see wak jahid scolding foul mouthed akmal, do we?

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UMNOmalays Uber alles. Sontoloyo series 75.

1. When Lord Denning made his controversial remark about blacks being unsuitable for jury work, he also made a few remarks about British society, which to me are applicable when describing UMNO.

2. He observed that some people come from countries,where bribery and graft is a way of life and stealing is a virtue.

3. He may as well have been describing UMNO. To UMNO, corruption is a way of life and stealing is a virtue.

4. To UMNO stealing is an honourable virtue to be adulated even. Apa nak malu bossku.

5. When everything else failed , like the law isn't working for them,use political pressure, petition the king for full pardon.

6. That's the message many of us get when the UMNO sec gen says, the number 1 priority UMNO establishes in it's coming PAU, is to petition the king for full pardon for Mr X, the kleptocrat in chief.

7. Sure, the king is king to UMNO people only, not king to ALL Malaysians .

8. Only UMNO, I repeat, UMNO people are entitled to special treatment above others .

9. It's the nazi like chant of UMNO Uber alles!

10. Originally it was the 1st stanza of the German national anthem but was hijacked by the Nazis as their motto for racial supremacy

11. For UMNO, it's UMNOmalays Uber alles! The specie of Malaysians entitled to whatever privileges. Such as to be exempted from the application of the rule of law, above the constitution and untouchable by the constitution.

12. Mr. X as the kleptocrat in chief, must take precedence in being entitled to the privilege of pardon.

13. UMNO has upped the ante. It has made bribery and stealing and then getting pardoned as the new normal

14. UMNO has accultarize the above and made it the central agenda in it's coming PAU .

15. It's teaching the UMNO hoi poloi and the Malay lumpenproletariat, to defy the law and eschew the law, which to UMNO apply only to others, especially the DAP people.

16. That's why many of them are saying, the Malays supporting the DAP, betray your race and religion.

17. I can only respond in similar idiotic and simplistic manner, you brainwashed malays, carry on being tolol and bahlul . Please!

To be continued. ...

Good thing must be consumed in small doses!

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