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13th August 2007
: poor kid
the ad on the bus stop in chicago tells me that "Every 20 seconds a child is diagnosed with autism." poor kid needs a second opinion. 1st April 200727th March 200612th March 200627th August 2005
: logic
when i invert my ADSR envelope, my Cutoff Freq. control continues cutting off more frequencies the lower i set it. my Envelope Amount control, however, inverts itself along with the envelope. why is this so difficult for me? (now that i typed it out, i think i have the solution.) 16th August 2005
: soapy
everyday i love soapy so much more than the day before. i wish all things in life were like this. soapy may be perfection for me. 15th August 2005
: smoke
uh oh. some famous people are dying of lung cancer. ...could it be that smoking is possibly dangerous for me? i think we should do some expensive and extensive labratory work and possibly throw some tax dollars at educating the public. famous people! dying! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo! and what's this i read about some wall in germany? keeping it two seperate countries? what's up with that?? when will the world step in and stop this madness!?
: my steve jobs jokes
What does a prosecutor have to do to convict Steve Jobs? Place him at the scene of the crime and establish an eMotive. How do i use my LJ to make money off of a scandalous picture of Steve Jobs? iCon him. What's Steve Jobs's favorite landmass? An iLand. have your own steve jobs joke? (it must be your own!) please comment. Here's a double-whammy: When Steve Jobs is the emperor of Japan, what will he call his empire? iDo. (pronounced "E doe") ha ha eHa! How do I reap Steve Jobs's crops? iSickle. (it works better when it's not in text. trust me.) What does Steve Jobs tell Roxy Music when they ask if he wants to stay in the band? eNo. okay. i'm done. i swear. (don't) 10th August 2005
: everything counts in large amounts
the grabbing hands grab all they can all for themselves after all 9th August 2005
: the signs
two new signs on my door: "Spend no money. Make music!" "Have cigarettes? Have food? Have the rest of the day off? Stay Home!" final computer components (necessary for construction) should arrive today. i work until 8:30. dinner with jared. start building my computer at midnight. entire day off tomorrow. (don't) 28th July 2005
: ice cream burner
this must be what they mean when they say, "Don't eat 24oz of ice cream in once sitting or you'll feel like shit." ugh. do you: live in milwaukee? have a car? have a laptop? with wireless? and a reliable cd burner with accompanying software? have free time tomorrow (thursday) between 530 and 830? know where i live? then come over! i need to get two discs burned by 830 and iTunes has ruined two discs for me already. the software i used to use says it has 'compatibility issues' with XP, but i honestly think it could get over them if it would stop looking to XP as a father figure and more as a friend. 17th July 2005
: Fear and Trembling of the Raisin: A Poem
On the top, heavy, solid flakes. Second quarter smaller flakes. Third quarter, for one single bowl RAISINS! Glorious raisins! Manageable flakes, and tasty raisins! The bottom is merely a bowl of raisins and crumbs. 17th June 2005
: with teeth
i am LOVING this new nine inch nails album. well, some of it. some of the songs are way too simply 'rock-y.' but the first track is just beautiful. i love the way he sings the chorus on the title track. track 8 had this great beat. makes me move in my chair! i've accomplished nothing, today. skipped the doctor. and now it's 2pm and i'm not sure if i have time to get to the DMV like i should. soapy is sick, i think. he's made two messes on the kitchen floor this week. and today he's giving me kisses and his little wet nose is SO warm! :( get well, soapy! Current Mood: bouncy
12th June 2005
: low for the peeps
it was a good weekend. i just have no motivation to post about it. good things are happening to me lately. i'm happy to let these good things happen to me and say, "what's the worst that will happen?" no alcohol since april 19th (except for the week in Japan, but what happens in japan stays in japan). no movies. video games only when friends come over. books are still good. new computer monitor so now i have a two monitor display with plans to modify my laptop to a terry gilliamesque state. music is doing it for me. those close to me are doing it for me. some of them even do it to me. love you! Current Mood: content
2nd May 200516th April 2005
: aww, man.
fuck to my phone dying while it's plugged into the charger. how can the AC not provide enough power to keep the phone going? i mean, seriously. good memories. good times. bad alcohol, though. when somebody says, "I love you" and you hesitate, it just isn't good. but given the context, i am excusing myself and my hesitation. once the grounds of love were understood, yes, i definitely love you too. i do believe the events of the past three weeks have brought me closer to understanding my relationship with sex over the past 7 years. i feel closer to comfort, and even an answer (if there is, in fact, a question). i went to a hockey game, tonight. jon had free tickets and it was the last game of the season. it's such a long story that i have trouble explaining, but at one point i found tears welling up in my eyes. why do things depress me so easily? i like Laural's explanation that "Maybe it's because your heart is so big." that is, i REALLY like that explanation. Current Mood: gloomy
(don't) 12th April 200511th April 2005(don't) 20th March 2005
: the best things in life are free, but everything else makes up for it.
friday night in kenosha. bar closing. end of the night. i'm the sober one so dustin gives me his car keys. we've driven 2 blocks from the bar when i get rear-ended by some guy in the right lane. i was merging into his right lane when i realized he was driving too fast so i started moving back into my left lane. he hit our back fender then passed us. That's how fast he was moving. he passed us AFTER hitting us from behind. i look to the right and see that it is, in fact, a squad car that has hit me. the cop said he was chasing after a drunk driver that was in front of us. that is a GREAT reason for a police officer to drive over the speed limit. i want drunk drivers off my streets as quickly as possible. but it's also a GREAT reason for a police to use those flashing lights and loud siren his car has been equipped with to let me know he's driving over the speed limit on official police business. that way i won't even get in his lane in the first place. in FACT, maybe it would make sense if he would get into the LEFT lane to chase this guy, so that i can pull over to the RIGHT lane and let him do his job. after everything went down, dustin's jeep was safe for driving home (is what the cops diagnosed on the scene. i think it was a little wobbly.) i ended up with a $77 citation and four points off my license for "Unsafe lane deviation." if i got rear ended by any other car on that street, the guy that HIT ME would get a ticket and we'd get the name of his insurance provider. as it is, the cops said nothing of how dustin's jeep would get fixed, and i get charged because some bonehead hit me from behind. we shall go to court, i guess. i don't care about $77. i'll just pay it and be done with it. but dustin's car needs to be fixed, and i don't see who's responsible for that financial burden if not the Kenosha Police Department. 2nd March 2005
: mememememememe
(don't) 26th February 2005(don't) 19th February 2005
: shorewood library
last night one of the librarians pointed out that an anagram for Shorewood Library is Borrowers Holiday. So we had to play around with that and find that another good one is Boyhood rear swirl. that makes me think of getting a swirly from the bully in grade school, after which he might sarcastically apologize saying, "Bowel Hairdo? Sorry." 12th February 2005
: i love you?
you are in a country where you do not speak the native language. you are out in a social setting when you see him/her. the sky lights up, sparks fly, the ground shakes, and you are completely drawn to this person. the way (s)he is looking at you it is obviously mutual. as the two of you make your way across the crowd you think of how you could possibly communicate with this person when you remember that you do know three words of the language that your soul mate speaks. these three words could change the course of your life, or at the very least change the course of the rest of your vacation. you meet in the middle of the room. (s)he smiles at you and you say, "________ ________ ________." (don't) 7th February 2005
: old friends
I've never know a better man than Randy Spackle. |
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