Sally Cinnamon

Vibrating at the speed of light.

"Every little trifle, for some reason, does seem incalculably important today. And when you say of a thing that "nothing hangs on it" it sounds like blasphemy. There's never any knowing - how am I to put it? - which of our actions, which of our idlenesses won't have things hanging on it for ever."

E.M. Forster - Where Angel's Fear to Tread.

Okay, here's the plan (as devised by monkeyinacoma and simones): First, we get all the mindless/droll/pap bands, and kill them in some mildly psychotic way. Then we prod them with forks. Did I mention that we're going to video all of this? Well, the videos will be on sale from Woolies, £19.99 (or £12.99 on production of a school bus pass). Bands or "Artists" on the list so far: Robbie Williams, Coldplay, Atomic Kitten, Limp Bizkit (did someone dunk them too far in their tea?), Westlife, Hear`say, Billy Ray Cyrus, Britney, Geri "moose face" Halliwell, Travis, Linkin Park, *NSYNC, "Willa" Ford, Starsailor, Destiny's Child, Mariah Carey, Nelly Furtado etc, Jennifer Lopez, 5ive, Boyzone, A1, P.Diddy, Backstreet Boys, Mandy Moore, Bardot, Scandal'us, O-Town, The Lighthouse Family, Stereophonics, DJ Otzi, The Spice Girls & Steps (collectively and individually), Jive Jones, and Nickelback (deservedly), Eminem, Jimmy Eat World, Oasis. (This list is ever growing, and can be added to as and when we feel like it. So ner. But if you want to add some band on the list, click here. - edit, sorry, you can't anymore, it's gone.) Anyway that, we'll be famous for saving mankind's eardrums from this dross. monkeyinacoma:"So famous that when we stand at the side of the stage at Radiohead gigs, they'll say "who's that mildly odd looking man with the squinty eye?" "I don't know, but there's Stewart and Moey!"." Then they'll knight us, for preserving music. Did I mention that we're going to get fat too? That's quite integral to the plan (I forget why). Anyway, because we are so famous, they'll make a movie all about our lives. Stewart will be played by Marlon Brando and I will be played by Vanessa Feltz (because she's putting the weight back on). And Lucy (stoopidbird) will bellydance around Stewart in every scene. So... the question is.. are you in? That's pretty much what you can expect from my journal. As much random daftness as humanly possible. But the silliness is friends only, sorry. Shout at me (well, email or leave a comment or something) if you want to join in!

April 28th 2004 & April 2005: I wrote that bio years ago, and it was true at the time. But, the truth is that I rarely update anymore. It seems that the more stuff that I fill my life up with, the less I have to say. I'm content now to just read my friends list daily, and occasionally (and I really do mean occasionally) update about the usual stupidity that is my life. Just didn't want to create any false impressions or anything. But I'm quite house trained, don't bite (unless asked nicely) and generally friendly, so if you want to join in the random updates, leave a message after the beep and all that...

Oh, but I'm still not very fond of Coldplay, but now I have Keane to hate with a passion I can tolerate them better.

[Feb 2006 - Occasionally found here these days.]






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