prince hans

[ The scene: New Bark Town. It's a fairly nice day, devoid of any glitches, mercifully, and there's a tiny Smoochum poking and prodding at the screen. Clearly, whoever its trainer is must be a very nice person to have obtained such a cute-- ]

Smooch!

[ Oh. Hans picks up the camera, looking into it with one eyebrow raised. ]

Well, at least one of us seems to know what they're doing! It seems I have quite a few things to learn after all. I can't imagine learning from a better teacher, too.

[ He seems (???) to be in a cheerful mood for someone who's just been thrown into a weird new world. ]

Now, I'm not sure exactly how many people are capable of seeing this, but I have to wonder: How, exactly, did I manage to land myself in such a [ ahem ] delightful place? Any help would be very much appreciated, I'm certain. I'm afraid my small friend, as eager as she is to help, is incapable of actually speaking anything but her name.

And it would be terribly rude of me to neglect my own, wouldn't it? My name is Hans.

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- Smoochum, level 5, met May 18. Female