Separated at birth

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Will probably switch to DW tomorrow so quips like this will be seen
I was disappointed that the Pope's Easter message didn't feature the last two Popes teaming up (because we never saw what happened to the last one did we?).

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Jude Law, Dumbledore. You've got to have a system.

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RIP Darcus Howe
...I'm sorry, that's the obituary for Robert Elms.

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"Designated Survivor" on Netflix: All Knowledge Is Contained In LL Cool J
Is the chief-of-staff actor bad at looping his dialogue or was his ADR done by a different actor (one who sounds more like Kiefer Sutherland than the actor he is supposed to sound like)?

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Quick pole
Is this normal? (skip to 1m20s if the link doesn't do that)

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Continuity announcer on "Pick" says
Next, US Border Security, where they try to remember who they are supposed to be letting in this week.

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The One Show subtitles say
Miranda Hart reassures Rob Beckett re presenting Comic Relief.

You will feel my sweaty palms in your come you'll be fine

Didn't watch the news in the gym last night

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Gym Thoughts
E4's characterisation of its own double bill of Timeless and Supernatural as "nonsense on stilts" wasn't a reference to Jeremy Bentham's verdict on the concept of natural justice: it was just a coincidence.

The refrain from Tinie Tempah's Text from your Ex is an Up-Goer Five Challenge version of the chorus of a better song.

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Happy Birthtime!
Happy Birthtime to path finding PAUL SHERLIKER! 9 today! Happy birthtime, Schrödinger! Q branch!

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Happy Birthtime!
Happy Birthtime to three witching NEAL TRINGHAM! 70 today! Happy Birthtime, Noel! Magog!

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Happy Birthtime!
Happy Birthtime to monster hugging JO HACKER! 14 today! Happy Birthtime Flo! "Cat People"!

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Osney Explosion
Nowhere near me but I felt it.

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BBC News subtitles say journalist in a helicopter says

Its only from this guy that you really get the scope of the devastation

^This guy gets it!

Thoughts with the families.

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Has anyone else noticed that http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment_and_arts has gone all clickbait and listicle for about a week now?

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You can fight fire with fire...
Lava firehose

Check and mate, lady Ghostbusters!

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Virtue Meep
petition.parliament.uk has crashed.
edit No, its just that it thought I was connecting from Germany.

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Trump/May
BBC News subtitles say

Predictably there was much gushing without a special lotion ship.

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Amazon customer review of a Donald Trump life-size cardboard cutout says

Here's the deal, the product would have been 5 stars had it not had a "X" across the face of Trump obviously made with a utility knife. Some low life in the manufacturer's facility must have done it just to be spiteful. The shipping box was perfectly intact and the "X" was perfectly scored across the face...so, this was not a case of accidental damage caused by packaging process. The maliciousness of this act warrants action by the company to seek out and fire the person or people responsible.

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