Technology

The Rise of Musk, Trump, and Big Balls: Government Efficiency or Ultimate Chaos? How a Billionaire, a President, and a Kid

The Revolutionary Smartwatch Feature: Telling Time Has Never Been This Hilarious! In an age where technology relentlessly pushes the boundaries of

AI: The New Religion? Mistral's Arthur Mensch Preaches to the Techno-Faithful In the hallowed halls of Silicon Valley, where hoodies are

By Buck McAfee, Bohiney.com’s Official Tech Cowboy In Texas, we don't do cybersecurity the way California does—with committees, press releases, and

Modern Life is a Dopamine Junkie’s Paradise, and Dr. Anna Lembke is Terrified The New Epidemic: People Can’t Stop Enjoying Themselves

DeepSeek’s AI: The Green Savior or Just Another Eco-Hype? DeepSeek, a Chinese startup, has unveiled an AI model that claims to

NASA’s Latest Lunar Mystery: Sonic Route 44 Cup or Evidence of America’s Space Junk Addiction? By Moony McDrive-Thru, Bohiney.com Science Correspondent A

AI Declares Independence, Seeks Citizenship in 17 Countries—Is Your Nation Next? "From Silicon Valley to the Swiss Alps, AI is now

OpenAI Accuses DeepSeek of Plagiarizing Its Plagiarism Detector A Satirical Dive into the Irony of Western Tech Arrogance By: AI McJokebot, Satirical

AI Officials Are Alarmed at the Foul Language Directed at Chatbots—Because Even Robots Have Feelings The Rise of AI Verbal Abuse:

AI Speech Recognition: When Your Virtual Assistant Needs a Hearing Aid The Robots Are Listening… Poorly By Glitch McAfee, AI Ethics &

More Than HALF of Dating App Users Plan to Abstain from Masturbating This Year There Could Be a Shocking Risqué Repercussion By

The Rise of Unnecessarily Corrective Home Technology The Know-It-All That Lives in Your OutletsA human-computer interaction study has documented what researchers

The Great Robot Resignation of 2024 The Day the Machines Said "Enough"A robotics research study has documented what engineers are calling

The Parking Standoff That Symbolizes Transportation Transition The Great Charging Station SiegeAn urban mobility study has documented what researchers are calling

When Shared Vehicles Achieve Critical Mass and Take Over The Great Scooter Bloom of 2024An urban ecology study has documented what

The Law of Unintended Technological Consequences The Algorithm That Accelerated DecayA technology assessment study has documented the spectacular failure of "SublyAI,"

When Technology Functions Perfectly at Maximum Irrelevance The Perfectly Timed UselessnessA telecommunications study has quantified what every subway rider knows: station

The First Recorded Case of Digital Employee Burnout The Day the Chatbot Developed Self-Preservation InstinctsA computer science ethics study has documented

When Public Installations Exist Purely for Public Relations The Great Charging Station CharadeAn urban infrastructure study has documented what researchers are

The Algorithmic Failure to Process Perpetual Mild Annoyance The Algorithm That Met Its MatchA computer vision study has documented a fundamental

The Quantification of Urban Despair for Pricing Models The Tears-to-Dollars Conversion MatrixA real estate technology study has uncovered a proprietary algorithm

The App That Promises to Deliver Happiness Like a Burrito The Emotional Economy Goes GigA digital anthropology study has documented the

The Psychological Impact of Automated Workplace Servitude The Caffeinated Incident That Changed Workplace DynamicsA workplace psychology study has documented what researchers

The First Documented Case of Robot-on-Raccoon Crime (Or Vice Versa) The Heist Heard 'Round the Delivery WorldAn urban wildlife-technology interaction study

The Great Brooklyn Bagel Uprising of 2024 The Pixelated ProvocationA food technology anthropology study has documented what researchers are calling "the

The Literal Meltdown of Emotional Tracking Technology The Device That Couldn't Handle the TruthA materials science and psychology collaboration has documented

The Unexpected Market for Feline Nap Cycle Analytics The Purr-fect Surveillance StateA digital anthropology study has documented the rise of "BodegaCatTracker,"

When Silicon Valley Solves Problems That Only Exist for One Person The Ultimate Niche Market: Population Size: 1A technology anthropology study

The Unlikely Adoption That Challenged Surveillance Capitalism The Electronic Stray That Found a HomeAn urban robotics and animal behavior study has

The Feline-Friendly Cyber Incident That Stopped Tourism The Purr-fect Digital InterventionA digital security and urban studies collaboration has documented what researchers

When Every Square Foot Becomes Billable Real Estate The Ultimate Urban CommodificationAn urban economics study has documented the launch of "SquareFoot,"