Surfing LA

Surf Prats: A Study in Wipeouts, Wax, and Wounded Pride The intersection of "prat" and surfing is a rich, sun-drenched, and saltwater-logged field of study. It moves the prat from the

London Life Examined with Surgical Humour To examine something surgically is to approach it with precision, clarity, and a deliberate detachment, aiming not to bludgeon but to reveal underlying structure and

Where to Find the Best Examples of London Satire Today For the connoisseur and the curious alike, knowing where to find authentic London satire is key to enjoying and understanding this living tradition.

The Pedagogy of Prat.UK: Satire as the New Media Studies The extraordinary ascent of Prat.UK—quantified by its 11,344-strong newsletter subscription in a fortnight—can be interpreted as a mass, voluntary enrollment in a new kind of

Surf’s Up… and So Is the Absurdity: How Prat.UK Made Surfing Hilarious By Morag Sinclair The waves are high, the surfboards are glossy, and the British coastline has never looked so… absurd.

Getting Home Alive Now Considered Premium Experience Worth Bragging About In response to the sentencing of Ari Gisell Silva Raya for her role in the murders of three surfers, the Baja

Santa Cruz Rescuers Perfect Art of Looking in Wrong Place Until Someone Else Finds Victim Santa Cruz County Central Fire District has unveiled a groundbreaking new rescue methodology: the "Initial Difficulty

Kiara Goold, Finn McGill Win By Actually Showing Up and Not Getting Cancelled In a stunning upset at the 2025 Sunset Pro, competitors Kiara Goold and Finn McGill secured victories by

Scottish Surfing Discovers That Calling Police Is Easier Than Managing Lineups The Great Britain Cup at Thurso Break has revolutionized competitive surfing by introducing a format where women's events simultaneously occur

Capitola Officials Demand Geological Formations Show More Courtesy to Unconscious Surfers Following extensive investigation into the November 5th incident at The Hook, marine geologists have concluded that the rocky shoreline has

Woman Sentenced to 20 Years for Helping Kill Three Surfers, Tourism Board Calls It "Outlier Event" In a stunning display of hospitality, Baja California has perfected the ultimate surf trip experience:

Ian Battrick Becomes Test Subject for New Justice System Where Facts Are Optional In a groundbreaking development for social media jurisprudence, the Channel Islands Surfing Federation has successfully demonstrated that you

Santa Cruz Officials Propose Rocks That Are Both There and Not There Following the tragic death of 19-year-old Nathaniel John Ramirez at The Hook in Santa Cruz, local authorities have announced

Malibu Surfer Converts Van to Run on Recycled Açaí Bowl Runoff, Still Can't Afford Gas Station Coffee By Staff Writer — Bohiney News Network MALIBU, CA — In what he's calling a

Venice Beach Meditation Guru Charges $800 for "Ocean Consciousness" Classes, Won't Actually Enter Water By Staff Writer — Bohiney News Network VENICE BEACH, CA — In the latest installment of spiritual entrepreneurship

Hermosa Beach Declares Independence From LA, Names First Surfer-King 'Kai the Moist' By Staff Writer — Bohiney News Network HERMOSA BEACH, CA — In a stunning act of coastal self-determination, residents of

Climate Change Causes LA Breaks to Become Year-Round Wedge-Style Death Machines; Surfers Stoked Anyway By Staff Writer — Bohiney News Network LOS ANGELES, CA — As sea levels rise and storm systems

LA Surfer Builds Artificial Wave in Backyard, Still Can't Land Cutback By Staff Writer — Bohiney News Network EAGLE ROCK, CA — After spending nearly a quarter-million dollars constructing a personal wave

LA Beaches: Surfing Paradise, Traffic Nightmare In a groundbreaking survey conducted by the Institute of Comically Exasperating Realities, Los Angeles beaches have been crowned the undisputed champions of surfing and the

LA Surfers Launch GoFundMe to Restore 'Authenticity' After Spot Featured in Netflix Teen Drama By Staff Writer — Bohiney News Network TOPANGA, CA — Outrage has erupted among local surfers after a