first ed. painted lady

Title: down to gehenna
Fandom: X-men: First Class/Silent Hill (2, mostly)
Pairing: Erik/Charles(ish)
Rating: R
Word Count: 8300
Summary: Welcome back to Silent Hill, Erik Lehnsherr, we hope you enjoy your stay.
Notes: It's a Silent Hill fusion, guys, and all that implies. Consider yourselves warned. For the kink meme.

Erik doesn't remember the fog being this bad.

And then the other one, which I guess I am de-anoning for. Ugh.

Title: Fear Death by Water
Fandom: X-men: First Class (2011)
Pairing: Charles/Erik
Rating: R
Word Count: 2500
Summary: Things don't really start to go to hell until the next morning.
Notes: Remember when I was like, I'm going to write one sex pollen fic! For one fandom! And get it out of my system forever! But then this happened and I turned out to be a fucking liar.

( XMEN SEX POLLEN. THAT'S RIGHT. )

Title: When All of New York City Misses You
Authors: leupagus and sutlers
Fandom: Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
Pairing: Steve/Danny
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 15,400
Summary: In which Danny is the girl in that Looking Glass song and Steve is a dick.
Notes: There is a character called Ben featured here; please note that it is not Ben Bass, who sucks, but rather Ben Kokua, who cries. waketosleep is a trooper and thank you also fallia for listening to me whine.

When Danny opens the screen door on a random Thursday night, a little past ten-thirty, he thinks he knows what's happening just by the set of Steve's shoulders.

SKATING IN RIGHT UNDER THE WIRE, BITCHES, BEFORE THIS SHIT GETS JOSSED BY TONIGHT'S EPISODE.

Title: Some Things to Think About When You Decide to Be an Asshole
Fandom: Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
Pairing: Steve/Danny
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6,800
Summary: Steve gets high and tries to fuck Danny; things devolve from there.
Notes: That sound you hear? Is the last of my dignity dying. As always, thanks to fallia for being on L'Oreal moment patrol. Because you're worth it, bro.

( The Yakuza thing they're working is fucking Steve up pretty bad. )

PSA: THE NEW HAWAII FIVE-0 IS THE GAYEST SHOW THAT EVER GAYED AND SCOTT CAAN IS LIKE THIS ADORABLE TINY FURIOUS LONG-SUFFERING BALL OF GAY AND ALEX O'LOUGHLIN IS LIKE THIS ENORMOUS OBNOXIOUS CONSTITUTIONALLY UNSOUND (due process? up yours!) BALL OF GAY AND ONE DAY I WILL MAKE A PROPER POST TO GET YOU ALL TO WATCH IT BUT FOR NOW HAVE THIS:

PS I WILL TOTALLY PROSTITUTE MYSELF FOR THE PERSON WHO MAKES A VID ABOUT STEVE'S ~MANPAIN~ TO "ADDICTED TO BAD IDEAS" BY THE WORLD INFERNO FRIENDSHIP SOCIETY.


Title: Welcome to Hawaii! or, The Delicate Art of Crisis Negotiation
Fandom: Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
Pairing: Steve/Danny
Rating: R
Word Count: 1,700
Summary: So basically Danny hasn't had sex with anyone but his ex-wife since he was 17 years old, and now there is Steve, who is crazy and an adrenaline junkie and absolutely nothing like her, and also a dude.
Notes: Yeah, it's that coda to episode 1:03. Because where else was it going to go, really? fallia is responsible for all the funny parts and the fact that this is at all readable.

( So Steve says, “Maybe you're not as alone out here as you think, Danno,” and Danny thinks, What; Danny thinks, Hold on, is he coming on to me? )