Not today, monkeys!
The inbred primates masquerading as the HelpDesk here had best stay far from me today. It was 1 am when I left here this morning (arrived at 0900 Thursday morning), and it took another 1/2 hour to get out of the parking lot that Security had locked at 2230 hrs. I finally got home at 2 am, in bed and asleep by 3.
I was up at 7. S**t, showered, shaved, got the kids ready for school, and came in. Why? Because contractually, we have to have someone here until 6 pm, and I'm that person. Plus, we're down 1/2 the Windows team today.
I've already downed two Large Starbuck Pumpkin Spice triple shot. I have 6 cans of Coke Zero. And I have a surly attitude that the BOFH or the PFY would be hard pressed to match. The one intelligent HellDesk person who is here today has been warned. All others must suffer my fiery (squirrely?) wrath.
I do not care if this is a non-smoking building. You will be smoking because you will be on FIRE.
Do not bother me unless this is an emergency. Emergency is defined as nothing less than your ass is literally on fire.
I was up at 7. S**t, showered, shaved, got the kids ready for school, and came in. Why? Because contractually, we have to have someone here until 6 pm, and I'm that person. Plus, we're down 1/2 the Windows team today.
I've already downed two Large Starbuck Pumpkin Spice triple shot. I have 6 cans of Coke Zero. And I have a surly attitude that the BOFH or the PFY would be hard pressed to match. The one intelligent HellDesk person who is here today has been warned. All others must suffer my fiery (squirrely?) wrath.
I do not care if this is a non-smoking building. You will be smoking because you will be on FIRE.
Do not bother me unless this is an emergency. Emergency is defined as nothing less than your ass is literally on fire.
