Two conversations I actually just had. Keep in mind that I am not in charge of the office printers:

IN THE PRINTER ROOM
Laura: This stupid printer isn't working.
Me: *hits power button* *hits power button again*
Printer: *starts working*
Laura: Wow, you're amazing! How did you do that?

AT MY DESK
Cow-orker from the next office over: Jane? [Ed: my name is not Jane.] The laser printer is not working. It has a little orange light on.
Me: I don't know how to do detailed troubleshooting on that printer. I've just been restarting it, which seems to fix it temporarily.
Him: How do you do that? ...Do you just unplug it?
Me: *stare* No, I use the power button.
Him: Oh, wow! It has one of those? Where's THAT?
Me: *headdesk* Left side, towards the bottom.
Him: *leaves*


In other news, anyone know how to fix a networked HP LaserJet 2200dn? /le sigh