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Oh my head hurts... what is it about the holiday season that brings out the 'best' calls?
No ma'am... hooking your modem to your cable outlet with A String will not work.
I'm sorry sir... please call Dell and have them help you to get your computer out of the box. We at OurISP really aren't paid enough for that.
Your printer isn't working? Please hang up and try your call again. Let us know when your internet goes down instead.
No sir... we are OurISP... not ThatISP or VirusISP. I really can't tell you what their mail settings are. What do you mean that you're "not hanging up until I help you"? You're not our customer... what makes you think I don't own a release button on my phone? Oh I'm tired of arguing... here's ThatISPs help site... see where it says mail settings? Have fun.
Ma'am... I understand that your pc light on the modem is out. That's because your computer is off. Yes, I know you can't turn it on. Call the computer people and hope you have a warrantee.
and finally... from our tv group... an Eleven year old emailed in demanding that we put Hannah Montana back on. The channel had moved packages and her parents no longer got it. Sorry little girl... but all the cookie analogies in the world are not going to make us break FCC requirements. I understand that we are sinners and God is hanging his head in shame when he looks at us and that we are horrible greedy people... but kid... you're 11! You should not need to say things such as "Hannah Montana is my life!" Go outside and play for a while. It's fun!
No ma'am... hooking your modem to your cable outlet with A String will not work.
I'm sorry sir... please call Dell and have them help you to get your computer out of the box. We at OurISP really aren't paid enough for that.
Your printer isn't working? Please hang up and try your call again. Let us know when your internet goes down instead.
No sir... we are OurISP... not ThatISP or VirusISP. I really can't tell you what their mail settings are. What do you mean that you're "not hanging up until I help you"? You're not our customer... what makes you think I don't own a release button on my phone? Oh I'm tired of arguing... here's ThatISPs help site... see where it says mail settings? Have fun.
Ma'am... I understand that your pc light on the modem is out. That's because your computer is off. Yes, I know you can't turn it on. Call the computer people and hope you have a warrantee.
and finally... from our tv group... an Eleven year old emailed in demanding that we put Hannah Montana back on. The channel had moved packages and her parents no longer got it. Sorry little girl... but all the cookie analogies in the world are not going to make us break FCC requirements. I understand that we are sinners and God is hanging his head in shame when he looks at us and that we are horrible greedy people... but kid... you're 11! You should not need to say things such as "Hannah Montana is my life!" Go outside and play for a while. It's fun!
