Flashy flashy flashy...

(working for large cable company)

Caller (Grumpy Old Man): The PC light on my modem keeps flashing...
Me: Okay, it can do that. Do you have an internet connection
C: Yeah.
M: Ok, that light will flash on and off.
C: It never did that before.
M: Sir, if it never did that before, it wasn't working right. When it flashes, its working.
C: You're lying.
M: Excuse me, sir?
C: You're lying. Its flashing and its driving me crazy. I want it to stop now. I want your supervisor!
M: Hold one moment please.

Sup comes on, and says the exact same thing. And then the old man demands his supervisor.

All for a flashing light.

*headdesk headdesk headdesk*

I hate the Christmas season. They open the doors to the looney bin on the Day after Thanksgiving. That's why its called Black Friday.