Dear customer
We offer a Spam Reporting function via our abuse mailbox.
This is a courtesy service we offer to customers that are too fucking dumb to work out how to use SpamCop. In fact, most of you are too fucking dumb to work out how to include full headers, after we have sent you the instructions no less than fifteen fucking times (true!)
Now, dear customer who has emailed me tonight...
I appreciate the fact that you send full headers
I appreciate the fact that you format it correctly
I appreciate the fact that you are taking the time to help us run an abuse-free network.
I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOU TAKING THE FUCKING TIME TO SEND ME EVERY GODDAMN PIECE OF SPAM YOU HAVE RECEIVED SINCE 1998.
What the fuck do you think "Emails older than three days cannot be accepted" MEANS?
This is a courtesy service we offer to customers that are too fucking dumb to work out how to use SpamCop. In fact, most of you are too fucking dumb to work out how to include full headers, after we have sent you the instructions no less than fifteen fucking times (true!)
Now, dear customer who has emailed me tonight...
I appreciate the fact that you send full headers
I appreciate the fact that you format it correctly
I appreciate the fact that you are taking the time to help us run an abuse-free network.
I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOU TAKING THE FUCKING TIME TO SEND ME EVERY GODDAMN PIECE OF SPAM YOU HAVE RECEIVED SINCE 1998.
What the fuck do you think "Emails older than three days cannot be accepted" MEANS?
