*chortle*

apparently, we've been having some persistent and annoying caller call in over the last week. in reference to him, one of my co-workers stated: "Just shut up and give me your phone number. I don't want to hear your sob story. Just shut up and give me your phone number. JUST SHUT UP AND GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER!"

we have all decided this would be an excellent line to adopt for all our calls.