open letter to technical consumers:

No offense people, but why the fuck do you get routers when you don't know WHY you need one??? I'm actually getting quite tired of incessant stupidity with products. We Americans have this problem with thinking we deserve service for EVERYTHING. Just because a company offers free tech support, doesn't mean they're offering free setup service. That's on you. Don't be a cheap bastard and not pay some professional to come out and set it up for you. Frankly, I'm tired of people thinking I talk "too techy" when I'm explaining how to ping their router. That's what I am, cracker jackasshat!! I'm a tech!! I'm SUPPOSED to be "too techy"...that's like asking a doctor to be less of a doctor....man, humans suck!!