My tech's complaint:
"Can you walk me through this setup? They throw us out here with no training on it." (Note: this has been edited for punctuation, capitalization, spelling, and grammar.)
The statement giving my highly qualified tech AND her customer so much trouble:
"Are you a:
[ ] New DSL customer?
[ ] Existing DSL customer?
or
[ ] Dialup customer and want to keep your existing email and password?"
My perfect response:
"Yes. They didn't train you on that because they assumed you had intelligence and cognitive abilities greater than that of a retarded rhesus monkey."
Alas. I still like my job.
No wonder, she's supporting our AOL portal.
"Can you walk me through this setup? They throw us out here with no training on it." (Note: this has been edited for punctuation, capitalization, spelling, and grammar.)
The statement giving my highly qualified tech AND her customer so much trouble:
"Are you a:
[ ] New DSL customer?
[ ] Existing DSL customer?
or
[ ] Dialup customer and want to keep your existing email and password?"
My perfect response:
"Yes. They didn't train you on that because they assumed you had intelligence and cognitive abilities greater than that of a retarded rhesus monkey."
Alas. I still like my job.
No wonder, she's supporting our AOL portal.
