"Pope Mobile" tipped over in freak accident. God Suspected. Snow Globe Pope soon to be in production.

The Pope Mobile

In a freak accident yesterday, atributed to strong winds, and boredom, what some have dubbed the "pope mobile" flipped over in the middle of the street. When it flipped over, it engulfed the pope in a cloud of what seemed to be white dust.

"When it flipped over, and all that white stuff came out, our first thought was, Wow, thats something you don't see everyday. After the initial shock wore off, we returned the vehicle to it's upright position, but the white stuff just kept swirling around. It's so thick, I don't think you can even see the Pope." Said John Felter, chief pope-protector of justice. (He had us put that last part in.) "Eventually, the white stuff cleared, and there was the Pope, he seemed to be fine, maybe a little shaken up, but fine." continued Felter, "But eventually, we wanted to see what would happen if it happened again, so I called up some buddies, and we shook it up a little bit. Huh? Yeah, the Pope was still inside, I think he was enjoying himself, he was yelling at us to keep going, at least...I think thats what he said."

In an exclusive interview, we managed to hold a phone interview with God himself, when asked about the accident, he replied, "Well, have you seen the Pope? He's a little guy, all crotchety and stuff, and I was sitting here, watching him drive around in his little pope mobile, and I thought, hey, it looks kinda like a snow globe. So I tipped it over. And, well, I'll be damned if it didn't look like it was snowing right there, ontop of the Pope. I haven't laughed like that in years."

It is still unclear whether or not the Pope will ever be able to leave the pope mobile, as he seems to continuously loose his balance. Scientists are currently working on a way to clone the pope, as well as cloing the vehicle. "It is our ultimate goal, to have a life sized snow globe Pope on every mantle peice before the end of the year."

It is still unclear what the white substance is, there are currently a few theories at the moment:
- Anthrax
- Baby Powder
- Gold Bond
- Fake Anthrax
- Spray on Plastic Anthrax
- Plastic Anthrax
- Spray on Fake Anthrax
- Snow...no, just kidding, Anthrax

At the present time, no charges have been filled against God, or the legal guardian of Anthax.