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Monday, January 4th, 2010
5:15 pm - OMG you're still alive?
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Yes, I am. you may have forgotten me, or removed this community long ago, but I've come to share with those of you who are NOT dead that I've got a quaint little podcast and community going on over at Fall-Damage.com.

We talk about games, and whatnots. It's fun. You should come.

Check out our forums at fall-damage.com/forums The Podcast has been running since September and can be found on itunes, zune, and everywhere else. The Forums just launched this week, and so we need awesome people like you to join up and get to chit-chatting!

See you there!

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Monday, April 9th, 2007
10:17 am
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Thursday, April 5th, 2007
10:22 am
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Wednesday, April 4th, 2007
10:18 am
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Wednesday, September 20th, 2006
4:33 pm - Reminder!!!!
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Remember, entries for the current contest are due tonight at midnight.

Right now we're looking at 3 entries.... if there aren't at least a few more I'm going to just save us the effort of voting and choose the winner myself.

Also bear in mind, this will be your last chance at a contest for another week and a half, as I'm off on vacation next week and don't plan on bringing a computer!

current mood: Image hopeful

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Sunday, September 17th, 2006
5:13 pm - Weekly Caption Contest
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We've got another long one!Collapse )

I liked the added complexity of last week's 4 bubble cover. We'll have an easy one next time, I promise!

Submissions are due by Midnight Wednesday 9/20.

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Friday, September 15th, 2006
8:28 am - Results for last week's contests:
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First, the community-wide contest from last week was won by: ImageME! (Blind Sketch Artist)

Second place goes to Imagenijckevans! ("I really shouldn't have turned up for this...")

And in third we have Imagejasonfranklin! ("Man you really suck at Pictionary.")

Imagejasonfranklin also won the one-on-one vs. Imagepontifax with his Gay-hulk caption. An all around glorious day for the Franklin household.


A new contest will be up later today.

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Wednesday, September 13th, 2006
1:09 pm - New affiliated community pimping!
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Hey don't hesitate to check out our affiliated communities located on the right side of our main journal page. I just added a neophyte debate community called Imagemoral_quarrel alongside the longstanding (and currently dormant.... again....) Imagekwantumwank

I'm over there in both of them! Shouldn't you be too?

And thanks to everyone who thanked me for restarting this community in the last week or so. Your praise helps keep me on track with the updates.

current mood: Image amused

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Tuesday, September 12th, 2006
6:59 pm - Voting for the current contest:
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Voting insideCollapse )

REmember, you can vote for your top 3 entries! Voting ends Wednesday at Midnight.

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3:48 pm - One on One Voting: JasonFranklin vs. Pontifax
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It's getting crazy up in here!Collapse )

Vote for your fave! The contestants are precluded from having to vote.
Voting ends Midnight tomorrow.

Voting for the current community-wide contest will go up this evening.

That voting will conclude Wednesday night and a new contest will be up this Thursday.

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Monday, September 11th, 2006
11:52 am - Monsters on the Prowl: Results
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It was a close race all around, but the first winner in the reinvigorated TheProtoculture is Imagetheroden..."Roland!!!"

In 2nd place, we have Imageslashaddict with "Whoa there, big Yeti!"

And in 3rd we have a tie: Imagebossgoji with "Progressive's monster insurance" and Imagegun_metal with "Phil! Put down that arc-welder!"

Trophies will return soon.... just revel in personal pride until then.

Also, last week's contest has only received 5 entries thus far. I'm extending the entry deadline until midnight tonight in hopes a few more of you will make it a real fight.

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Thursday, September 7th, 2006
4:51 pm - One on One Competition: Jasonfranklin vs. Pontifax!
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The battle begins from within!Collapse )

There you go fellas. Have your entries in by Saturday night at 11:59.

The stakes are pretty high here..... LJ ACTIVITY FOR A WEEK!

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2:07 pm - Contest Overlap of DOOOOM
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Yeah, I know, we're still voting on the previous contest. Big Whoop. I want to get the next one started up while I have time...

With 95% less monsters running amok than before! And it's a 4 bubbler!Collapse )
Remember folks, those first three bubbles will fit 5 or 6 small words max. The fourth bubble however can clear a good 15 to 20 words without too much trouble.

Entries due by Saturday at 11:59pm CST!

ALSO: The brave Imagejasonfranklin has thrown down the one-on-one gauntlet against Imagepontifax. A response is expected by Fax here before the contest will be approved.

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Tuesday, September 5th, 2006
2:40 pm
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There's a monster inside this cut!Collapse )

Voting ends Thursday night at midnight.

Sorry I'm a day late on posting this, but I blame the commisioner of my fantasy football league for running such a shoddy and time-consuming draft!

You can vote for your 1st, 2nd, and 3rd faves, or just your favorite if you prefer. You can't vote for your own entry, and you must vote to receive an award.

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Friday, September 1st, 2006
9:07 am - Caption Contest 9.1.6
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Here we go!Collapse )

Respond to this post with your entry, and it will be screened. Entries will be accepted through Sunday September 3rd at 12:00am CST.

Voting begins next Monday.

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8:53 am - As Whitesnake would say, "Here I go again."
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A little ahead of schedule, TheProtoCulture is officially back.

The trophy case has been taken down in order to be rebuilt. don't worry.... you'll keep your old trophies.

The first contest will be posted about 30 seconds after I hit "submit" on this one.

One on One's will return by this time next week.

A few minor format changes:

1) We're doing one community-wide contest per week. Some may be themed (like the lyrics challenges of old)
2) A single One-on-one challenge will occur per week (assuming anyone bothers to challenge their peers.)
3) As I've lost my ability to do polls in the last year, contest entries will have to be in screened comment form. This keeps me from being able to limit your characters though, so please, for the love of sweet turbo Jesus, don't write way too much to fit in the text bubbles. PLEASE.

Let's get it on!

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Wednesday, August 30th, 2006
3:22 pm - Buckle your seatbelts, bitches!
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The Protoculture returns in 2 days, 7 minutes, and 18 seconds.

Better get your ass ready, because a tornado of ROCK is on the horizon.

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Thursday, April 6th, 2006
9:14 am - A phoenix?
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The masses have been clamoring as of late. They clamor for the full return of Imagetheprotoculture. I can't say I blame them.... this community was a lot of fun.

I have several concerns about commiting to this community again. The most pressing is my everpresent time constraints. This community takes a significant amount of work. Near the end, when we were getting upwards of 15 submissions per contest, it would take me over an hour and a half to caption, save, upload, and post the submissions for voting. Add multiple contests into the mix, and things got out of hand.

Additionally I no longer have a paid account, so I would have to completely rework the submission process and do away with the traditional polls. I bet there are headaches there I'm not even considering yet.

So here are our options.

1) Someone with significantly more time on their hands (and a fair enough understanding of a piece of graphical editing software to be able to caption the comics) steps up to take over.

2) Someone with all the attributes of 1) but with somewhat less time on their hands steps up to take control of just the weekly caption contest, and I'm left with the 1 on 1's and theme contests.

3) Workload sharing.... where one person captions, one person posts, etc. (PS. This doesn't work.)

4) No one steps up, I cross my fingers that I can figure out a way to work this community without polls, I remove the theme contests, and we're left with one weekly contest and occasional 1 on 1's.

4b)Someone can buy me a paid account so I can keep the polls for submission. Also this person would be my best friend!

5) No one really cares and we all move on with our lives.


Any and all suggestions are welcome.

Oh, and while I have your attention, go check out my current community Imageaudiothesis.

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Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005
9:53 am - Tournament of Pain: Results
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In fourth place, Imagenijckevans (God bless you and your Ghostbusters reference.)
In third, Imagemolrak ("Stop carrying corpses around!")

And the winner is:Collapse )

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Monday, July 25th, 2005
6:26 pm - Tournament of Pain: Voting
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Vote for both contests with a screened comment. Voting ends Thursday at midnight.

Good luck.

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