you're gonna carry that weight

30 September 2014 @ 11:28 am

I'm in the best place mentally that I've been in a reeeeally long time.

Now if I could just pick up a job as easily as I'm apparently able to pick up men, life would be perfect!

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28 February 2014 @ 01:38 pm

The cage is full

My mom can play me like a god damned piano.

Tags: uggggghhhh

Current Mood: worried

worried

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16 February 2014 @ 10:19 pm

Centipede's Dilemma

I've worked myself into a situation where, no matter the outcome, I am going to be faced with a "what if" question that'll probably haunt me until the day I die.

(◕‿◕✿)

Current Mood:

contemplative

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04 February 2014 @ 12:29 am

C'mon, Will

I get one criticism lobbied at me (admittedly in a shitty way) and obsess over it for 48 hours afterward.

Boy I sure love being the very model of mental and emotional stability.

Current Mood:

pessimistic

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22 January 2014 @ 09:43 pm

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I cannot WAIT to get the ever loving fuck out of Colorado good christ

Current Mood: chipper

chipper

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06 July 2013 @ 09:28 pm

It's Like an Owl Without a Graduation Cap - Heartbreaking

why does my ex have to be friends with all my friends. x_x

Current Mood: okay

okay

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25 June 2013 @ 05:31 pm

Me Not Being Emo For Once

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.

"You mean a martini?" the bartender asks.

The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"

Tags: yuk yuk yuk