Last will and tentacles

I don't know if it's possible to die of a head cold. But if it is, I'm pretty sure that's what's happening to me.

I leave you all seven smutty WIPs. Please care for them and love them as if they were your own. Especially the tentacle one. That one might need some extra love; it has a history of neglect.

WHY WON'T MY NOSE UNSTUFF ITSELF??? WHY?????