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Wednesday, June 10th, 2009
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10:44 am - Hippo Birdy!
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| Thursday, June 4th, 2009
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10:49 am - RIP David Eddings
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Whilst now in my cynical old age I can point out problems with David Eddings, I loved him when younger and really still do. He gave me hours of joy reading and re-reading his books. Vale David Eddings and thanks for all the joy.
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| Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009
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10:46 am - Today's amusment
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| Monday, June 1st, 2009
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12:12 pm
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You know there is an irony in Bolt doing one of his "ZOMG the left wing are so violent!!11one!" on the day when a doctor who provides abortions was shot to death in a church...
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| Friday, May 29th, 2009
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3:51 pm
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Good News
I went to market. I have cheese kransky, polish wedding sausage, expensive thick bacon, mince, lamb shanks, osso bucco, biltong, african rice and beans and chicken. So quite a bit of cooking this week.
Bad news, tested with another power supply, pc still failing :( so more money into fixing them damn thing.
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| Tuesday, May 19th, 2009
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2:37 pm
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| Monday, May 18th, 2009
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6:45 pm - Heh Heh Heh
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Still settling in and getting used to this whole being alone thing, but I have this bit of amusement to share
The far-right British National Party, which is contesting 69 of Britain's 72 European Parliament seats, could have its election ads banned after a poster demanding "British jobs for British workers" was found to feature American models.
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| Wednesday, May 13th, 2009
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11:06 pm
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I have a belly full of delicious french food, so this rant is a little muted. However I have to say that I am all in favour of Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh staying as the unoffical spokespeople of the Republican party. As I do not want people to forget that whatever the party might once have been it is now the party of frightened, rich, white men who approve of torture.
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| Saturday, May 2nd, 2009
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6:44 pm - All the ladies say yeah
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| Friday, May 1st, 2009
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6:38 pm - Orphans week amusement
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Here my character is, a Drenai Death Knight, essentially a cousin to demons who has clawed her way back from beyond the grave. Wearing armour covered in spikes and skulls with a gigantic axe over her back..and the matron just hands an Orphan over..go with the nice lady Jimmy!
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| Friday, April 24th, 2009
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1:15 am
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You know when trying to play GOTCHA questions with a Nobel Prize winner, please try to make sure you are not a FUCKING MORON
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| Saturday, April 18th, 2009
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6:27 pm
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| Wednesday, April 19th, 2006
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3:20 am - My favourite ever Bastard Operator from Hell
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For posterity
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Another user rings.
"I need more space" he says
"Well, why not move to Texas?" I ask
"No, on my account, stupid."
Stupid? Uh-Oh..
"I'm terribly sorry" I say, in a polite manner equal to that of Jimmy Stewart in a Weekend Family Matine Feature "I didn't quite catch that. What was it that you said?"
I smell the fear coming down the line at me, but it's too late, he's a goner and he knows it.
"Um, I said what I wanted was more space on my account, *please*"
"Sure, hang on"
I hear him gasp his relief even though he'd covered the mouthpeice.
"There, you've got *plenty* of space now!"
"How much have I got?" he simps
Now this *REALLY* *PISSES* *ME* *OFF*! Not only do they want me to give them extra space, they want to check it, then correct me if I don't give them enough! They should be happy with what I give them *and that's it*!
Back into Jimmy Stewart mode.
"Well, let's see, you have 4 Meg available"
"Wow! Eight Meg in total, thanks!" he says, pleased with his bargaining power
"No" I interrupt, savouring this like a fine red at room temperature, with steak, extra rare, to follow; "4 Meg in total.."
"Huh? I'd used 4 Meg already, How could I have 4 Meg Available?"
I say nothing. It'll come to him.
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhH!"
I kill me; I really do!
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