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I'm Gonna Kill Santa Claus
5 years ago
Friday, December 31, 2010
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Nasty
So I'm in the front bedroom, which is where I have the pull-up / chin-up, dip, and back hyper extension racks, and I'm doing business in there, then I start walking out. My cat, Bitey, blocks my path in the hallway. I'm like "Ok, nice cat!", expecting him to meow or otherwise beg attention, but he doesn't. He just looks up at me with big green cat eyes, then he cuts one.
This wasn't some little cat butt peep. It was a long, wet, gurgling ripper. It was as loud as if it had been my own handy-work, but it wasn't.
At that point, I'm speechless. Cat isn't looking for pets, isn't acting abnormally, he just walked up to me, blocked my walking path, looked up at me with those big green eyes, then ripped out a wet sounding fart.
Holy hell, what to do! Flipped on the hall light, and looked for the expected ejecta. Nothing there. Cat walks off, like nothing happened, and at that point I realized my cat had trolled me with a nasty fart-gram.
I think this cat has been well trained...
This wasn't some little cat butt peep. It was a long, wet, gurgling ripper. It was as loud as if it had been my own handy-work, but it wasn't.
At that point, I'm speechless. Cat isn't looking for pets, isn't acting abnormally, he just walked up to me, blocked my walking path, looked up at me with those big green eyes, then ripped out a wet sounding fart.
Holy hell, what to do! Flipped on the hall light, and looked for the expected ejecta. Nothing there. Cat walks off, like nothing happened, and at that point I realized my cat had trolled me with a nasty fart-gram.
I think this cat has been well trained...
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Sunday, December 26, 2010
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Merry Christmas!
As a side note, I was helping my nieces get the packaging off of some of the outrageous bounty they received today, and I'm just sayin' that whomever comes up with all the little ties, tape, bands, etc to keep the toys in the packaging: total sadists! It shouldn't require a pair of diagonal pliers, a knife, a screwdriver, and about 10 minutes to extract a small doll.
Reminded me of unpacking a pair of Hulk Hands for someone a few years ago. And that memory made me feel a tremendous sense of loss for a bit.
Anyway, Merry Christmas! And, get off the Internet for the rest of the day! Go spend time with the people you love, while you still have them.
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
The Dark Knight
Watched that for about the 3rd time tonight, and was just really enjoying it. Batman, Harvey Dent, and the Joker are all on the same side. They just have different, conflicting methods, and their ultimate goals conflict a bit...
Awesomeness!
Awesomeness!
Thursday, December 16, 2010
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