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OH LOOK ITS CHARLIE SHEEN MY BIRTHDAY BUDDY

That's probably why I'm such an epic winner.

Happy birthday!

I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen. It's not available, if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off, and your children will weep over your exploded body, over your exploded body.
You love to party.
What's not to love? The run I was on made Jagger and Richards look like droopy-eyed armless children. That's how I party. That's how I party.
I was bangin' 7-gram rocks. That's how I roll. WINNING
I have one gear, go! Epic WINNING.
Are you bi-polar? I'm bi-WINNING! Win here, win there, win win everywhere, where. Absolute victory.
Everywhere, where.
I'm on a quest.
We're gonna win everywheeere.
Right every single wroooo00o00ong. Right EVERY wrong.
I'm a total frickin' rock star from Mars.
WINNING
C'mon bro, I got tiger blood.
WINNING
You'd borrow my brain and be like DUDE, can't handle it
Win here, win there, win win everywhere.
I've got a list. Help me sort this. From the epic win to the desperately winless.
Chicken nuggets.
WINNING
Bubble gum.
WINNING
Pretending to text to avoid someone.
Epic WINNING
Slow dancin'.
WINNING
Slow pantsin'.
WINNING
Breakin' the rules of the Geneva Convention.
Weak.
Adonis blood.
WINNING
Violent love.
WINNING
Giving needy women carasses and hugs.
Epic WINNING.
Childbirth.
WINNING
Colin Firth.
WINNING
Tinky Winky's Purse.
Duh. WINNING. WINNING.
I-I-I was bangin' seven gram rocks. That's how I roll. WINNING
I have one gear. GO. Epic WINNING
Are you bi-polar?
I'm bi-WINNING.
Win here, win there, win, win everywhere.
I'm a total frickin' rockstar from Mars.
WINNING
Come on bro, I got tiger blood.
WINNING
You'd borrow my brain and be like DUDE, can't handle it
Win here, win there, win, win everywhere, where.