You may have noticed the three- plus month hiatus on posts here at work. Infants, particularly those that think sleeping is optional, can be a bit of a time suck. For those of you wondering how I have been spending my “free time” (ha!), my wife has prepared this lovely image:

That’s right, she has Gantt charted Edie’s sleep habits. This is one of the many reasons I married my wife. Remember, all of those blank spaces at night represent lots of patting, rocking, and shushing (don’t worry, the big gaps at night are mostly just missing data. Mostly.)

And yes, this post was written on my phone while rocking and shushing my daughter back to sleep.