In the sea, without effort

“En el mar, las cosas desaparecen sin esfuerzo”
(In the sea, things disappear effortlessly)

Álvaro Salcedo Ayala

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Entering El Dorado

Next bit after THIS BIT of the excellent post-apocalyptic adult hippie fairy tale, Alice

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Alice stood on the hilltop from which she and Rebecca had seen the medieval village. It was still a village but larger. A “town” perhaps it would be called, or a “city,” nestled in sharp-peaked mountains of verdant green and white stone crags. And she descended into the mythical city of El Dorado.

The main thoroughfare was lined with buildings on each side. These were not the smithies and workshops of Rebecca’s medieval village. They were modern and mixed up, some brick and bulging out toward the street, some smooth and silver, cubist and metallic. There must have been a thousand people in El Dorado. Or maybe a million. How would Alice know? Alice, who had lived her life so far in the hamlet of New Arcadia.

Some of these people walked briskly down the street. Others loitered at the facades and steps. One of them, a buzz-cut blonde loitering at a brick façade, had spotted Alice.

“Baby, you look lost.”

“I guess I am,” said Alice, with no clue of how to proceed with an explanation.

“Where are you from?”

Alice looked at the blue-green eyes and freckles below the buzz cut. The woman talked tough but looked soft, waif-like.

“New Arcadia,” said Alice.

“We’ve been waiting for you,” said the no-nonsense waif. “Come on in.”

“Is this a dream?” asked Alice as they crossed the threshold into the squat brick building.

“Sorry. Afraid not,” said her interlocutor.

The interior of the place was dark wood and dim. Lamps at the bar cast haloes of light, but you had to get close to see any faces. And there weren’t many faces to be seen. For this, Alice was grateful, as she was not yet ready to see too many strangers.

“Opal,” said the waif.

“What?” said Alice.

“Opal,” said the waif, laughing and holding out her hand. “That’s my name.”

“Alice,” said Alice.

Opal took Alice’s hand and led her through an arch to a small side chamber of the café, sort of like the side chapels you see in the great gothic cathedrals. In the chapel – I mean chamber – was a table of dark wood with a lamp casting a halo of light. At the table were three people.

“This is Alice,” Opal said to the three.

Alice had to resist asking again if this was a dream. The three looked at her and nodded with friendly, nonchalant smiles. They looked like characters from a novel to Alice.

“She’s from New Arcadia,” said Opal.

This perked the characters up somewhat from their lazy smiles.

“We’ve been expecting you,” said a man with a black beret, close-groomed black beard, and piercing black eyes intensified, apparently, by black eyeliner.

He pulled out a chair for Alice. She sat, and Opal sat next to her. One of the other people at the table must have noticed Alice’s confusion.

“Don’t listen to Jacques,” she said. “It’s not you exactly, but we’ve been waiting for someone from New Arcadia.”

Alice thought that the speaker’s eyes were pure gold, her skin black, blacker than black. Her lips were painted deep blue to match her top, and her brows had golden highlights. The general impression was a surfeit of black and gold and blue, as if whatever touched her became unbearably rich upon the touch.

“Don’t mind Sheena,” countered Jacques. “She’s still mad at me for going to the lab yesterday.”

It was all so strange to Alice. The way these people joked and talked.

Opal leaned over to Alice. Alice could feel the silver spaghetti strap of Opal’s top and her exquisitely light arm hair brushing against her as she came close to whisper.

“They wouldn’t normally talk about the lab with just any stranger. But you’re from New Arcadia. Anyone from New Arcadia is with the rebels.”

“The rebels?” asked Alice. “Who are the rebels?”

“For now,” whispered Opal, “the rebels are us.” And she smiled.

“If we’re going to take down the government – the lab – since the government and the lab are about the same thing,” said the man who had been hanging back. “We need a New Arcadian.”

“But why?” asked Alice. “What do you want?”

“Because we want what you have.”

This odd turn in the conversation once again gave Alice pause.

“The historian doesn’t mean it like that,” soothed Opal, sensing Alice’s concern. “We don’t want to take anything from you. We just want to be able to live like you do – peace, tranquility, and all that.”

Alice looked at the historian. It was true. He obviously did not say it with envy or malice. In fact, he had the sweetest face, the most disarming smile of the whole group. Maybe not the beauty of Opal’s face, or the mystery of Sheena’s, but something that put you at ease. Kind of like Christopher, Alice said to herself.

“Well, it is,” said Alice, thinking she ought to say something. “It is peaceful. That’s true. But this place seems – interesting too.”

But her efforts to think of something worth saying were unwarranted, as the group had already moved on in the conversation.

“Look at Jack Piper over there.” Sheena gestured toward a man with a top hat and leather vest, with a diagonal strap across it with silver studs. With his shabby coat and thin waxed mustache, he was a cross between a pirate, a steampunk, and a Victorian rag-picker. He approached.

“The gang’s all here as they say,” he teased at the table of our heroes.

Sheena bumped him playfully with her shoulder. “How’s government work, Jack?”

“Same old. We lab workers are as much in the dark as you anarchist types.”

“You mean lab rats,” said Jacques coolly. “And I don’t see any anarchists at this table.”

“Oh my!” said Jack. “Jack and Jacques. What a pair we’d make. You with your, your . . ..” He searched for the right word. “. . . your covertness. And me, who can’t keep a secret.” He flipped his wrist in an airy flourish to emphasize his point.

“I didn’t say our plans are a secret,” Jacques added. “I said there were no anarchists at this table.”

“Oh, I forgot,” chuckled Jack. “You’re a lefty, she’s a populist, and she” – he pointed at Opal – “now she’s an anarchist.”

He leaned over and kissed Opal on the cheek. Opal curled one side of her mouth, restraining a smile.

“People used to lump in anarchists with lefties,” continued Jack Piper. “Ah, people,” he added, as if he pitied the whole foolish lot of creatures that fell under that category. “But she, she’s a real anarchist,” Jack continued, “She doesn’t trust you lefties any more than she trusts the old fascists.”

Opal poked at the silver studs on Jack Piper’s . . . whatever that thing was strapped across his chest. “And what are you, Jack Piper?” she asked. “All in with the government?”

“Oh, come on Opal. I don’t give a hoot about the government. I love your little group here more than that whole laboratory full of serious young know-it-alls who can’t see past their own desks. Or take Sheena’s cousin, Toussaint, the artiste. The artiste is the true subversive. And yours truly – oh the scandal! – yours truly was with Mssr. Toussaint just yesterday, providing a little reconnaissance for one of his subversive art projects. Always the same. You rebel types come and go, but the artist is the true subversive.”

“You didn’t answer my question, baby,” Opal said. “What are you? Anarchist? Leftist? Populist? Reactionary?”

Jack Piper smiled. “Oh honey, you know me. I’m an entertainer.”

“Time,” called the bouffant-headed woman behind the bar.

Jack kissed Sheena’s hand, tipped his hat to Jacques, and everyone was up and shuffling.

“Time?” asked Alice.

“Yeah,” said Opal. “Twice a day they clean the place out.”

She took Alice’s hand.

“You’re coming with me,” she said.

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Around the World

Finally … available worldwide in paperback and Kindle. Get it now. Drop a rating. Pass it on.

Deep dive into craziness with a two-time Faulkner-Wisdom Prize finalist. Short stories and novellas, chipped with poetry and flash nonfiction, in a montage of voices and styles. Realism and anti-realism, seekers and bums, epiphanies great and small, bound together by comic, poignant, and thoughtful threads that weave and unweave a multicolored tapestry.

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Top Ten Novels in English

I expect to catch hell for this, as I did for my Top 50 Artists of the Rock Era and, more sparingly, my Top 100 Albums, but that’s part of the fun 🙂

1. Great Expectations, Charles Dickens
2. To the Lighthouse, Virginia Woolf
3. Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen
4. Song of Solomon, Toni Morrison
5. Huckleberry Finn, Mark Twain
6. Tom Jones, Henry Fielding
7. Gulliver’s Travels, Jonathan Swift
8. Wuthering Heights, Emily Bronte
9. The Italian, Ann Radcliffe
10. The Scarlet Letter, Nathaniel Hawthorne

Shortlisted
The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald
In Watermelon Sugar, Richard Brautigan
Alice in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll
Return of the Native, Thomas Hardy
Billy Budd, Herman Melville
Junkie, William Burroughs
Possession, A. S. Byatt
As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner
Robinson Crusoe, Daniel Defoe
Ida, Gertrude Stein

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Trump and Obama: Choose your Inspiration

Two presidents, two Christmas messages. Pick your inspiration.

Barack Obama:
“This year has tested us in many ways, but Christmas is a reminder of the power of community to keep us together even in difficult times. Wishing you all a peaceful holiday.”

Donald J. Trump:
“Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Left Scum that is doing everything possible to destroy our Country … Sadly, that’s the way it is in the World of Corrupt Democrat Politics!!! Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas!”

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Two Dreams and Two Hollows

TWO DREAMS AND TWO HOLLOWS

Deep dive into craziness with a two-time Faulkner-Wisdom Prize finalist. Short stories and novellas, chipped with poetry and flash nonfiction, in a montage of voices and styles. Realism and anti-realism, seekers and bums, epiphanies great and small, bound together by comic, poignant, and thoughtful threads that weave and unweave a multicolored tapestry.

Available for Kindle preorder now at $3.69. Six more days till release.

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Love’s Ragged Claws, full novella in author’s voice

As taped for WRBH radio, HERE is the full audio of Love’s Ragged Claws (print length 55 pages) in the author’s voice. Purchase options below.

A confession after 50 years, a priest perplexed, three sins of the flesh, three very human relationships that defined a man’s life in the end.

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Rebecca, the poultry!

continuing from here with the bestselling post-apocalyptic adult hippie fairy tale, Alice

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“Rebecca, the poultry,” cried a voice. This time it was Jeremiah. Now he was back at the half-timbered house where the stern man had chastised Rebecca.

“It’s my boyfriend,” said Rebecca. “I gotta go.”

She put something into Alice’s hand. “Here,” she said. “The sap of the dwarf palm. And some other stuff.” Alice looked down at the tiny Greek amphora in her hand.

“Rebecca,” called Jeremiah.

“You go that way.” Rebecca pointed, then turned and ran.

Alice made it back to the hollow where Rebecca had cut into the dwarf palm. Alice could see the cut on the bark. There was still a trace of gluey sap oozing from the cut. Alice could see the pond across the downward slope of grass and ferns. She could see the sun flickering on the surface.

“What do you want?”

Alice recognized the voice. Mab. Alice lay with her head on the mossy pillow where the sweeper had lain her head a short time ago. Or perhaps a hundred years ago. Alice did not remember lying down. But there she was, looking up at Mab. Mab, with the black braid and her floating gauze outfit, looking half Indian princess and half tomboy street urchin.

“So what do you want?” Mab repeated mischievously, and then added: “If you can’t decide, at least you should know – they call this place Maggie’s Hollow.”

And then she laughed. The glassy laugh of Rebecca, Alice thought, but with something mischievous about it. It was not apparent in that first scene, the scene of the sweeper’s death, but yes, something mischievous about Mab distinguished her from Rebecca. Like Mab was up to something. Alice did not know what that something could be, but she didn’t care. She trusted Mab.

“Did something happen here?” asked Alice.

“All things happen here,” said Mab. And both young women seemed to ponder the strange thought, running their eyes across the forested slopes, the pond, the patches of fern and moss.

“Who is Maggie?” asked Alice.

Mab giggled.

“It’s named after me,” she smiled. Was it a smile of pride or a smile at Alice’s innocence or a smile of some other kind?

“Maggie is one of my other names,” said Mab, her peacock pants aglint in the sunlight like ripples in the pond.

“So what do you want?” asked Mab again.

“I . . .” Alice was not quite sure how to proceed. “I guess I don’t know.”

“Well, what do you want to know?”

Then Alice thought of something.

“I want to know why Simon was sent here,” she said.

“Oh that,” said Mab. “Well, I know something about that.”

She spun in a kind of dance and her peacock pants floated. She spun harder, and her forest green top smeared across Alice’s visual field. Then she plopped down close to Alice and smiled.

“Ok, I don’t really know. Maybe he was sent because of you.” She giggled again.

Alice was shocked at the suggestion but found Mab’s playful manner disarming at the same time.

“But why?” she asked.

“I don’t know everything,” Mab said, and she took Alice’s hand and started to sing:

Where are you going, little birdie?
I’m going to the dark of the woods, my dear
And why to the woods, little birdie?
To build a new nest for a brand new year

She stopped suddenly. Alice was still lying in the grass, and now Mab’s face was over her, looking down into her face with those beautiful dark blue eyes. When those eyes caught a hold of you, it was easy to forget everything else. For a moment, time disappeared, reality disappeared, and there was nothing but beauty.

“If you want to know more, you have to look more deeply,” Mab said.

“At least you’re in a good place for looking,” she added. “Maggie’s Hollow.” And she disappeared into the woods like a sprite.

“A good place for looking,” Alice repeated to herself. “Maggie’s Hollow.”

She closed her eyes. Maybe, she thought to herself, maybe this IS a good place for looking. Maggie’s Hollow.

And she saw herself lying there in the grass. And she knew what she had to do. Well, not exactly, but she knew what her choice was. She could go back to New Arcadia and fall into Evelyn’s sweet scent, Evelyn’s graceful arms. But if she wanted to know more, like Mab said, she would have to find the mysterious El Dorado. The first choice was lovely. The second choice was stupid. Anyway, how could you find a place that was mythical, unreal? It was stupid.

She opened her eyes.

“Back to Rebecca’s,” said a voice on high.

Alice looked up and saw Mab swinging her legs above in the branches of a tree.

“Rebecca’s?” mumbled Alice.

“Well, it’s not Rebecca’s now, of course,” said Mab. “That was a thousand years ago.”

“What is it now?” asked Alice.

“El Dorado.”

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Defining Success

LSU quarterback Garrett Nussmeier hit the nail on the head at a gala for rich LSU donors. He told the crowd, in my paraphrase, “If you make hundreds of millions of dollars while a family nearby is still struggling to put food on the table or to pay their winter heating bill, you are not a success.”

h/t Steve Judice

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Reuse, Recycle, Regurgitate

Time again for “Regifting and Post-Tech Ethics“.

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