Incontinent
July 24, 2025
Man: When my incontinent cat passes away, I can get my carpets steam cleaned.
Runes
July 23, 2025
Me: This bathroom stall has graffiti inside it in runes.
Intimidated
July 22, 2025
Friend: I have to admit, I’m a little intimidated by your television. I’ve never been intimidated by a TV before. Usually, I’m the master of the remote. But damn!
Ketamine
July 21, 2025
Thirteen-Year-Old: Dogs can enjoy ketamine too.
Attribution
July 20, 2025
Me: He is the Fundamental Attribution Error made flesh.
Lionel
July 19, 2025
Me: Wasn’t that a song by Lionel Ritchie: “Can’t Stop the Snot”?
Parking
July 18, 2025
Friend: Sometimes she hangs out in the McDonald’s parking lot.
Personally
July 17, 2025
Man: I’m not personally an addict.
Barrier
July 16, 2025
Man: He was going about five miles an hour, and it kind of looks like you threw yourself at the barrier.
Comics
July 15, 2025
Me: Do all his Web comics arrive through a one-day time warp?
Your Dialogue is Unrealistic. 
